Man, I had a good looking family.

[JulesMaximus]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Eli]

This thread is going about how I predicted it would, but I do admit - that's a nice looking family.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Your mom was smoking hot.

Really sharp elbows though.

🙂

 

[moshquerade]

so what is your brother up to now? you look close in age.

 

[gorcorps]

Your mom was smoking hot.

Really sharp elbows though.

🙂

Really? I think his mom looks like a dude... the face anyway

 

[artikk]

Posting in a brag thread by alkemyst. Cute family though, you look just like a girl.

 

[alkemyst]

Really? I think his mom looks like a dude... the face anyway

Well having a sig that promotes a forum site because you can use the N-word says quite a bit about how you don't get things.

Don't cry emo kid, don't cry.

 

[alkemyst]

so what is your brother up to now? you look close in age.

Same stuff as me...he lives locally.

 

[Krynj]

Really? I think his mom looks like a dude... the face anyway

I agree. Masculine features.

 

[moshquerade]

Same stuff as me...he lives locally.

i don't think you've ever mentioned him. (or i've just missed it). you guys get along?

 

[alkemyst]

i don't think you've ever mentioned him. (or i've just missed it). you guys get along?

I have mentioned him here. We get along fine. Much of the discussions I made here over hacking in my early days involved him too.

 

[moshquerade]

I have mentioned him here. We get along fine.

:thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

Interesting you guys think my mom has masculine features. I don't think I have ever heard that and she was probably one of the most popular chicks in her school which was pretty damn selective.

haters gonna hate though.

 

[xanis]

I'd bang your mom. She divorced or widowed or something?

 

[gorcorps]

Well having a sig that promotes a forum site because you can use the N-word says quite a bit about how you don't get things.

Don't cry emo kid, don't cry.

*ding ding*
Yup... I definitely struck a nerve. Got pretty defensive there bucko.

Really she just has a big head is all. It may just even be an illusion. Her head looks as big as her whole torso... but she also has her pants up to her armpits in typical 70s way so it's hard to tell. Don't take it personally when a random stranger makes fun of your mom on the net. You knew what you were doing posting those pics.

 

[alkemyst]

nope actually their 43 year anniversary today.

 

[alkemyst]

*ding ding*
Yup... I definitely struck a nerve. Got pretty defensive there bucko.

Really she just has a big head is all. It may just even be an illusion. Her head looks as big as her whole torso... but she also has her pants up to her armpits in typical 70s way so it's hard to tell. Don't take it personally when a random stranger makes fun of your mom on the net. You knew what you were doing posting those pics.

Not really a nerve...like I said though it's the fucking 70's.

And dude, the original link was correct, you have some major issues or something. Just the fact you browse with images off is sort of an indicator there, bet you tell people Lynx was the best browser evar!

But yeah, you got me...I am all upset here and just didn't have any idea photoshops would happen nor mom jokes...seriously.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Really? I think his mom looks like a dude... the face anyway

I could have closed my eyes, give me a slender body any day, and an acceptable face.

 

[Sluggo]

nor mom jokes...seriously.

The literal king of asinine "I fucked your mom" statements expected mom jokes...why am I not surprised.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

 

[Locut0s]

The literal king of asinine "I fucked your mom" statements expected mom jokes...why am I not surprised.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

You have to admit Alky he has you here. Not unusual to see a string of "your mom" posts from you and here you are posting a pic of your mom... Not hard to see where this might go 😛

 

[Newbian]

Now the question is if you were sent back in time would you do the nasty with your grandmother?

 

[AMCRambler]

Im still trying to figure out how they fit his huge head in the picture. Neat trick!

 

[dighn]

Interesting you guys think my mom has masculine features. I don't think I have ever heard that and she was probably one of the most popular chicks in her school which was pretty damn selective.

haters gonna hate though.

well masculine features don't mean unattractive. maybe it's the photo but I see it. many attractive women have masculine features (no homo)

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Your mom was smoking hot.

Really sharp elbows though.

🙂

D:

 

[alkemyst]

The literal king of asinine "I fucked your mom" statements expected mom jokes...why am I not surprised.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

lol, yeah damn I had no idea about that either. Gee, silly me to think anything else about this simple topic.

I had no clue, I guess once I post some more here I will figure things out.

Thanks for the advice though.