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Man hasn't eaten or drunk in 70 years or so he claims

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Perknose said:
English, OP. Like so many others here, your parents, your peers, and whatever passed for your education failed you:

Drink -- I drink a beer.
Drank -- He drank a beer.
Drunk -- He hasn't drunk a beer.

Don't worry, you have plenty of company right here on these forums. People who use "then" for "than" and so forth, to name but one ear-grating but all too common spoken stupidity. It used to be, only the truly "left behind" spoke that way.

Welcome to the ongoing bastardization of the English language.
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While I do appreciate the free lesson, I feel that if you can actually understand the meaning of the post and what the user is trying to convey, there really is little point in trying to go off topic in a thread in order to educate everyone.

Anyone who is willing can easily Google the rules of English grammar (which are always so logical) in their spare time. I personally don't mind being corrected on my grammar, but usually when a person goes out of his way to correct someone else on forums, he usually ends up sounding like an ass.

Thank you for trying to protect the English language from "bastardization", though.

"spoken stupidity" :\

Back on topic -
I found this claim interesting:
"for ten days in which urine appeared to be reabsorbed by his body after forming in his bladder". Wouldn't urine - at the point were it is urine, I'm not talking about water or plasma being refiltered by the kidneys - be too full of waste for anyone to reabsorb safely?

Anyway, it's ridiculous, just thought it was an interesting pseudo-scientific claim.
 
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Perknose said:
English, OP. Like so many others here, your parents, your peers, and whatever passed for your education failed you:

Drink -- I drink a beer.
Drank -- He drank a beer.
Drunk -- He hasn't drunk a beer.

Don't worry, you have plenty of company right here on these forums. People who use "then" for "than" and so forth, to name but one ear-grating but all too common spoken stupidity. It used to be, only the truly "left behind" spoke that way.

Welcome to the ongoing bastardization of the English language.
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past participles are the most fickle thing.

Past-simple is arguably almost always acceptable. Just sayin'.

Applying your system:

I eat pizza.
He ate pizza.
He hasn't eaten pizza.

wait. That didn't go the way I was expecting it.

I hate you.
:awe:

I have not ate pizza.
I have not eaten pizza.

Wait, they both work. :hmm:

He has not ate pizza.
He has not eaten pizza.
:hmm:

Anyone care to explain this?
These are things I am just learning, as far as actual terminology and specific meaning and usage is concerned. All thanks to learning Russian, where that shit is insane.

It's not so much of a case of bastardizing English, but rather, typical language usage versus strict formal language structure.
Also of note, native speakers rarely have the full knowledge of what the different parts mean. You can rarely ask a native speaker to describe the Case system. Yet it's extremely important in learning a language in a formal setting.

Learning a language throughout your life through a constant assault of gradually increasing complexity, you just get it, more importantly, you ideally learn what works and what does not.
I've never had a problem writing formal essays and research articles, even under insane scrutiny from grammar-nazi professors. Could I explain what is where and why, not at all.

The biggest challenge in Russian has been learning the case system and sentence structure because, well... the bastards don't care about word order, at all. That's because words change spelling based on meaning in the sentence, whereas in English meaning is determined based on position in a sentence related to other sentence components.


edit:
wrist-slitting soon to be in progress.
Shall I record this monumental event?

Why is it Russian exams always absolutely fry my brain?

The rest of this post is left un-edited for the comedic effect of fail.
 
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SandEagle said:
why am i not surprised that he's indian
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I just hope this story has yields a solid empirical finding either way. He's in the hospital under putative 24 hour observation, so I fail to see any wiggle room or any reason not to report the results.
 
Perknose said:
I just hope this story has yields a solid empirical finding either way. He's in the hospital under putative 24 hour observation, so I fail to see any wiggle room or any reason not to report the results.
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:hmm:

I so want to point something out, but I'll play nice.

^_^
 
Mike Gayner said:
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That hospital doesn't look like an Indian hospital.
What does an Indian hospital look like? Mud huts and grass mattresses?
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I LOL'ed at this...the ignorance of some people...

Indian hospitals are every bit if not more so nicer than US hospitals...Indian hospitals, at least the one that I went too was more like a high-end apartment building than a hospital...actually enjoyed it!
 
just because he is too old and feeble-minded to remember eating, doesn't mean it didn't happen. hope he doesn't starve/dehydrate himself to death.
 
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