Man claims attack by lion, saved by a bear

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Red Squirrel

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Lol that's epic. I ran into a bear a few years ago while going for a walk. Looked at me than just walked away. Also had one roaming the streets when I lived with my parents. Always fun to look outside and see a bear in the driveway lol.
 

UberNeuman

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Lion beats Man, Bear beats Lion, Bear eats Man.

♫♫♫!♫♫♫!THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!♫♫♫!
 
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Silver Prime

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Lol that's epic. I ran into a bear a few years ago while going for a walk. Looked at me than just walked away. Also had one roaming the streets when I lived with my parents. Always fun to look outside and see a bear in the driveway lol.

According too jamesV thats complete bullshit, you can only see a bear in a zoo.

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What probably really happened :

A man whose wife will not let him drink, got stupidly drunk while hiking and fell down a steep incline, getting scratched up and cut.

I dunno, a lot of my field biology professors were on the somewhat eccentric side.
One of them was even trying to redirect an adolescent sidewinder/horned rattlesnake with his finger... We were likely greater than an hour from any medical assistance too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crotalus_cerastes#Venom
apparently that species is not poisonous enough to kill most adult humans, only poisonous enough to cause excruciating pain.

There's something about those "nature" people that make them "weird" by normal people's standards.

http://www.herpsofarkansas.com/Herp/SnakeBite#Potency
interesting chart on potency relative to location of bite
 
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Cerpin Taxt

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good job cerpin taxt, prepare to watch this thread turn into a pile of scanned imaginative drawings from the 10th-17th centuries presented as tangible proof, and copy-pasted rants of completely unverifiable clippings and old wive's tales of various animal battles throughout history. Oh, and don't forget the covers of fantasy novels and statues being presented as evidence, as well.

you have brought this upon all of us.

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Cerpin Taxt

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...and there was a recent incident of a leopard that killed a adult tigress...

"A tiger and a leopard were found dead in the Mudumalai Tiger Reserve (MTR) near here on Sunday.

Field Director, MTR, Rajiv K. Srivastava, told TheHindu that anti-poaching watchers had come across the carcasses of the tiger at Manjukaadu near Moyar along the MTR-Sigur border and the leopard inside a bamboo clump.
Pointing out that the tiger was a sub-adult female aged about four years and the leopard was a male aged about nine years....

Obviously it takes outright lies to impugn the overwhelming superiority of the tiger in wild combat.
 

Silver Prime

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Obviously it takes outright lies to impugn the overwhelming superiority of the tiger in wild combat.


lol The butt hurt is strong with this one. Yes mostly all agree that 2-4 years of age are sub-adults, but the range for adults are also 4-5 so a 4 year old tiger is clearly a tiger that is in there adult hood.

George b. Schaller
http://books.google.com/books?id=KO...a=X&ei=NGCxUcjtMZDwigLTy4GIBQ&ved=0CCQQ6AEwAA

Young tigers do not reach sexual maturity until around 3 to 4 years of age for females and 4 to 5 years of age for males. (Sunquist and Sunquist)
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Panthera_tigris.html

Ha ha ha ha, the only person is a constant liar is you, skull f'''king bears and pumas?

Take your meds.
 

Cerpin Taxt

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lol The butt hurt is strong with this one. Yes mostly all agree that 2-4 years of age are sub-adults, but the range for adults are also 4-5 so a 4 year old tiger is clearly a tiger that is in there adult hood.

George b. Schaller
http://books.google.com/books?id=KO...a=X&ei=NGCxUcjtMZDwigLTy4GIBQ&ved=0CCQQ6AEwAA

Young tigers do not reach sexual maturity until around 3 to 4 years of age for females and 4 to 5 years of age for males. (Sunquist and Sunquist)
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Panthera_tigris.html

Ha ha ha ha, the only person is a constant liar is you, skull f'''king bears and pumas?

Take your meds.

Clearly you are unable to cope with the brute fact of tiger domination among wild cats.
 

Silver Prime

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Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

Whos the baddest mother focker in the land...

SHO NUFF!!!

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Whoa buddie, I just took a glance at your profile and it shows you were just stuck here for a reply, I took a cruzz and 20 minutes later it shows you are still waiting for a reply from me eh?

Ha ha ha ha ha, dude get a life, since I'm a nice guy I wont let you torture your self in waiting all night for another reply, here ya go tard...

Clearly you are unable to cope with the brute fact of tiger domination among wild cats.

Retard...give it a rest already, theres no superior anything who gets killed by animals thats 1/4th the sizes of them, I've never heard of a adult or sub-adult lion being killed by a leopard...huh! Some superiorty when you cant defend your self on a kin thats literaly 200 pounds lighter then you.

I see that religous writings of what they obsereved of many different animals shows that the leopard has no fear of the tiger and often attacks a tiger....
http://books.google.com/books?id=xz...a=X&ei=-WixUYThBea2igLI9ICwDQ&ved=0CCgQ6AEwAQ
I also like how it says, the lion can attack herds of elephants, yet when we hear about combats with elephants and tigers it always ends the same; with a tiger broken in half or skull splattered to jelly...

Artifact dipicts a Female asiatic elephant breaking a tiger in half which it mentions she kills the tiger with a single kick…

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Abstract:

Fights of a tiger and of an elephant S. Mr. thanh-thai, king of Annam, the one that its subjects call the Emperor of the South, is, says one, a fascinated sportsman. Highly skilled driver, tireless rider, vessel builder, it has equally important stables of races. But all that does not suffice him; it is necessary of the stronger sensations to this royal temperament.

You will say me that the political one should suffice to give them to him. But the political, the annamese sovereign one itself in mocks as of his first bicycle. This is matter to his good protective one the France to take care of the future of his people. For him, it prefers infinitely to devote itself to the games of the circus, just as his young one "cousin" the king of Spain.

Our readers do not have. forgotten the fine fight of the tiger and bull that took place recently to Holy sébastien and of which the illustrated Supplement of the Small one' Newspaper gave them a so moving reproduction.

It is a spectacle of the same kind that the king of Annam offered to the European population of Booed one. Only, this time, the opponent of the tiger was an elephant.

To the abode, or the one or the other of the fighters was not worthy pity. The tiger, captured by the hunters of the king, had on the conscience some existences of native ones. As for the elephant, it was a coming female one from quang-ngai where she had killed his cornac and épautré somewhat three Annamese others.

The opponents promised. They held, nevertheless, less than one did not hope it, because of a repetition that S. Mr. had wanted to offer himself, and of which the animals went out, the one and the other, uniquely weaken. It was necessary, as to Holy sébastien, to excite them to force them to some to come to the taken.

The tiger, at last, jumped on the elephant, that took him the body in breadth with the trunk and squeezed it to him to break the coasts. Releasing itself, the tiger desperatley tried to climb on the left leg of behind of his opponent. This one, that the anger to the end won, sent him a tremendous kick, then awaited. The tiger went to bed to the foot of the wall and not some budged more. It was dead.

The fight had lasted only some minutes. Thus, to Boo as in Spain, it is the cat that was overcome.

The respectful terror of the Annamese ones for the one that they call "the lord Tiger" probably will undergo therefore a rough attained one.

~The Small illustrated Newspaper of October 9 1904
 
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shimsham

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Yeah so Jr can go live up to his papy the great hunter of wild and ferocious mindless beast and exterminate these monsters to extinction eh?

Huh! Guns are for the weak minded. People get killed by them because meat is all they can eat, they are proned to killing anything that walks, yet humans in general who claim to be the smartest beings on the planet cant even read a sign that says...Danger wild Pumas and Bears.Thats like putting a sign up and saying Fire! Do not touch...and some dumbass goes jumping over the tiki god of lava.

If you dont wanna be killed by a Puma or Bear, then dont be in the same fucking area as a Puma and bear...simple as that. But no, we have self rightous people who say...oh we are entitled to our own land as well, yeah out of all the billions of un-inhabitaed square miles on earth you want the one where there is a already situated problem, instead of the reigons thats basicaly empty and full of reliable sources. And people who trophy hunt are probably the biggest cowards on the planet, if you wanna hunt a tiger, bear or lion, then try using only your hands then you'll be a real man, because I could pay a kid 5 loli pops to go up to you and shoot you in the face with a pistol, that wont make him any more of a man.

Tell these same mooks if they wana prove there man hood, then step into the octogon and get there faces punted in instead of killing animals who have tons of other problems than worrying about some rich asshole with insecurity issues, other than that, almost every animal in the last 50 years had basicaly gone and or is going extinct because of guns...thats why sometimes when I hear about genocide, human vs human wars, to shoot outs having tens of thousand people fall victim to the gun I just laugh, atleast I can hope all the gun weilding brainless dumb fucks will kill them selves off before they do all the animals; who just want to exist.

oh just shut up
 

Silver Prime

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This recent American artifact clearly depicts a tiger demolishing the deadliest predator on the planet... man.

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Pfwa haha haha haha XD XE

Some artifact, more like cartoon. lol Wow I thought you stated the tiger was the most superior animal on the planet, so far lions, bears; leopards; elephants have all demolish the superiorty you dreamed up they have over the animal kingdom.

Re-reading the abstract of the artifact that dipicts the elephant breaking the tiger in half, it states of another fight as well...which lead me into finding this...

None of these occurrences belong to the realm of pure bullfighting except the first, nor does the case of Huron, a bull of the ranch of Don Antonio Lopez Plata, which fought a Bengal tiger on the 24th of July, 1904, in the Plaza of San Sebastian. They fought in a steel cage and the bull whipped the tiger, but in one of his charges broke the cage apart and the two animals came out into the ring in the midst of the spectators. The police, attempting to finish the dying tiger and the very live bull, fired several volleys which, 11 caused grave wounds to many spectators." From the history of these various encounters between bulls and other animals I should say that they were spectacles to stay away from, or at least to view from one of the higher boxes.
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Toros+celebres:+its+meaning+in+'Death+in+the+Afternoon.'-a020653059

This is what a real artifact is suppose to emit...
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