Man claims attack by lion, saved by a bear

[mammador]

Certainly an interesting story, but I think that guy is a moron. You don't play patty cake with a bear cub while the mother watches. You don't go hiking alone in areas where there are lions and bears. You certainly shouldn't go around with the idea in your head that the wild animals are your special friends, who actually give a shit about your welfare.

This.

 

[bignateyk]

Yeah so Jr can go live up to his papy the great hunter of wild and ferocious mindless beast and exterminate these monsters to extinction eh?

Huh! Guns are for the weak minded. People get killed by them because meat is all they can eat, they are proned to killing anything that walks, yet humans in general who claim to be the smartest beings on the planet cant even read a sign that says...Danger wild Pumas and Bears.Thats like putting a sign up and saying Fire! Do not touch...and some dumbass goes jumping over the tiki god of lava.

If you dont wanna be killed by a Puma or Bear, then dont be in the same fucking area as a Puma and bear...simple as that. But no, we have self rightous people who say...oh we are entitled to our own land as well, yeah out of all the billions of un-inhabitaed square miles on earth you want the one where there is a already situated problem, instead of the reigons thats basicaly empty and full of reliable sources. And people who trophy hunt are probably the biggest cowards on the planet, if you wanna hunt a tiger, bear or lion, then try using only your hands then you'll be a real man, because I could pay a kid 5 loli pops to go up to you and shoot you in the face with a pistol, that wont make him any more of a man.

Tell these same mooks if they wana prove there man hood, then step into the octogon and get there faces punted in instead of killing animals who have tons of other problems than worrying about some rich asshole with insecurity issues, other than that, almost every animal in the last 50 years had basicaly gone and or is going extinct because of guns...thats why sometimes when I hear about genocide, human vs human wars, to shoot outs having tens of thousand people fall victim to the gun I just laugh, atleast I can hope all the gun weilding brainless dumb fucks will kill them selves off before they do all the animals; who just want to exist.

...Wat

 

[mammador]

Eh?

Look, if a wild animal sees you, then what is it to do? It would either be curious, see you as a threat, or kill you for food. How then can wild animals be "blamed" for this?

It reminds me of a story in which some British people were killed by polar bears in Svalbard a couple of years ago. lol... the media had a field day, asserting that the bears were somehow "evil"... HA! HA! HA! HA!!

Yeah, a bear that is amongst the strongest mammals nay animal life in the world, is the apex predator in its region/biome, and is an obligate carnivore (hmmm.. yeah, and humans don't comprise tissue and muscle?)... hmmm yeah, the polar bear gives a shit about some humans in ITS biome that it has evolved in for millions of years.

People can whine all they like about "it's my world! I can go the fuck I want!!" In principle, perhaps. But a bear lives in "your world" also, and acts on its own accord. Don't presume it has any true obligation to respect your "rights" or your life.

 

[sourn]

“There’s never been a case we can document that one animal attacked another to save a person,” (from the hoax article)

I doubt that is why the bear saved this guys life in the first place. It was probably more of a mountain lion starting shit, bear heard it, said bitch get off my lawn. Then went about it's business.

 

[Genx87]

The lion & bear should have played tug-o-war with his body.

lol

 

[mammador]

Hmm... if this guy can show respect for animals and acknowledge he is in THEIR space - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im1OXbLcEOI - then so can all other adventurers. Looking forward to a third series! lol..

 

[Fritzo]

lmao

lol

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

A tiger woulda kicked both their asses at the same time.

 

[CZroe]

Timothy Treadwell wanna-be. Gonna meet a similar fate if he keeps it up. Watch "Grizzly Man."

 

[zinfamous]

OK, I saw thread title, came to request Silver Prime's moronic input into this scenario...and low and behold, he's already here, bumping a 1 year-old thread for no fucking reason.

grats, brah.

 

[Silver Prime]

“There’s never been a case we can document that one animal attacked another to save a person,” (from the hoax article)

I doubt that is why the bear saved this guys life in the first place. It was probably more of a mountain lion starting shit, bear heard it, said bitch get off my lawn. Then went about it's business.

Actualy many animals are known for that, Dolphins have attacked sharks rescuing humans, dogs have attacked practicaly anything saving man (Hence mans best friends), lions have saved many people from tigers in the wild and in captivity, and now we hear one about a bear saving someone from a puma. Animals can develop basicaly any emotion twards humans, more so you dont know what that individual went through to obtain that emotion, for we know that bear could have been rescued as a cub and set back in the wild, all you hear now days are similar storys of rescuing animals...but you only stereo type them as mindless brutes who know nothing but to kill, also known as your ignorance.

 

[Doppel]

prob shens, but cool story

This.

 

[Silver Prime]

A tiger woulda kicked both their asses at the same time.

Against a Mama bear?

Dident happen here...

Kinda similar to the story about the puma, except it happened in captivity, the tiger killed the she-bears beloved trainer and the bear in turned not only killed him but his mate as well.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Kinda similar to the story about the puma, except it happened in captivity, the tiger killed the she-bears beloved trainer and the bear in turned not only killed him but his mate as well.

Yeah, that happened in captivity. In the wild, the Tiger would skull fuck both their corpses.

 

[Silver Prime]

Yeah, that happened in captivity. In the wild, the Tiger would skull fuck both their corpses.

Oh? How so, some say that the Puma is pound for pound the best fighting cat... being that it survived in more terrains and reigons than any other big cat, and has records of killing black and brown bears, even more then tigers, and there was a recent incident of a leopard that killed a adult tigress, if a leopard 1/4th the size of a tiger can stale mate a tigress, surely a Puma can show just as much if not more game.

"A tiger and a leopard were found dead in the Mudumalai Tiger Reserve (MTR) near here on Sunday.

Field Director, MTR, Rajiv K. Srivastava, told TheHindu that anti-poaching watchers had come across the carcasses of the tiger at Manjukaadu near Moyar along the MTR-Sigur border and the leopard inside a bamboo clump.
Pointing out that the tiger was a sub-adult female aged about four years and the leopard was a male aged about nine years, he said that preliminary investigations aided by the blood stains found on the spot indicated that the two had died about 24 to 30 hours ago in a fight.
The leopard had sustained extensive injuries.
“Though there were no indications of poisoning or any other kind of foul play, we are not taking any chances”, Mr. Srivastava said and added that the carcass of the tiger would be kept in a freezer.
A post-mortem was conducted by a forest veterinarian."
http://www.thehindu.com/news/nation...in-mudumalai-tiger-reserve/article1452183.ece

That was in wild, what happen? Oh let me guess, the tiger was sick, injured, and not in the prime of her life, while the leopard was abnormaly huge, had ambushed em, and had rifles and bombs in his back pack.

XD

 

[jagec]

Not going to the doctor is a bad move. A tetanus shot only protects against one type of bacteria.

Contrary to popular belief, the overwhelming majority of cuts and scrapes don't instantly turn into necrotizing fasciitis and cause your limbs to fall off if you don't rush off to the ER within two minutes and have them put a $50 Band-aid on it.

The peroxide was a good move, though.

Yeah, that happened in captivity. In the wild, the Tiger would skull fuck both their corpses.

Good God man, you know you're playing with dynamite here, right?

 

[Silver Prime]

Yup

Peroxide and alcohol should do the trick, but it should be treated asap.

Plus if you have some aloe plant, it heals the wounds just as fast or even faster than neosporin.

 

[zinfamous]

Yeah, that happened in captivity. In the wild, the Tiger would skull fuck both their corpses.

good job cerpin taxt, prepare to watch this thread turn into a pile of scanned imaginative drawings from the 10th-17th centuries presented as tangible proof, and copy-pasted rants of completely unverifiable clippings and old wive's tales of various animal battles throughout history. Oh, and don't forget the covers of fantasy novels and statues being presented as evidence, as well.

you have brought this upon all of us.

 

[BladeVenom]

Yeah, that happened in captivity. In the wild, the Tiger would skull fuck both their corpses.

In the wild a tiger would run away from a full grown brown bear.

 

[chimaxi83]

good job cerpin taxt, prepare to watch this thread turn into a pile of scanned imaginative drawings from the 10th-17th centuries presented as tangible proof, and copy-pasted rants of completely unverifiable clippings and old wive's tales of various animal battles throughout history. Oh, and don't forget the covers of fantasy novels and statues being presented as evidence, as well.

you have brought this upon all of us.

You forgot a whole lot of

XD XD XD XD XD

 

[SiliconWars]

Yeah Tigers are hardcore and will easily slap pumas around but beating a bear? Lol. Maybe one of those sloth bears but a grizzly hell no.

 

[Silver Prime]

good job cerpin taxt, prepare to watch this thread turn into a pile of scanned imaginative drawings from the 10th-17th centuries presented as tangible proof, and copy-pasted rants of completely unverifiable clippings and old wive's tales of various animal battles throughout history. Oh, and don't forget the covers of fantasy novels and statues being presented as evidence, as well.

you have brought this upon all of us.

Then why did you bump the thread?

It seems you only wanna remain hypocritical, the equivlent of you walking up to someone whos smoking a cigarette who is more than 20 feet away, you take the time out to walk the whole 20 feet and cry, sir could you stop blowing smoke in my face.

XD

What are you provoking me or something? Other than you just being butt-hurt that your predator got killed by the terminator, the same way I proved that tigers would and had already lost more times to lions.

So now your main priorty is to stalk and derail what I look into? lol

Oh and I like how you ploralize and emit I was only using fictional and unreliable data, when over 70% of what I provided has been tied into a factual event. The only novel that was used was by a historian who her biography actualy stated she went to historical sites and cultivated how things went down by studying actual artifacts. Unverifiable, oh you mean new-spaper stations where if you was to be caught editing or tampering with there content you can be sued for all that you are worth and more, those? Ha ha ha ha. yeah so unrealible when everything seems to favor what you are against, and yet the only thing you have are things in that exact same form, only less in quanity and quality. Talk about being a contradicting hypocrite. Huh!

Zin...stop stalking me and go get a life.

 

[JamesV]

So... this is an old story; anyone prove this guy is full of shit?

Forty feet from a docile bear and cubs - bullshit (unless he was in a zoo)
Paddycake with a bear cub, near it's mother - bullshit
Mountain lion jumps on his back, somehow he wrestles with it on his back, then bear jumps on mountain lion on his back - bullshit
Bear leaves cubs to attack mountain lion - bullshit

What probably really happened :

A man whose wife will not let him drink, got stupidly drunk while hiking and fell down a steep incline, getting scratched up and cut.

 

[Silver Prime]

So... this is an old story; anyone prove this guy is full of shit?

Forty feet from a docile bear and cubs - bullshit (unless he was in a zoo)

Whats impossible about that? How do we get 100's of documentarys on video then?

Paddycake with a bear cub, near it's mother - bullshit

I belive the bear and her cub were playing patty cake, or in other words touch paw which is how mother bears interact with there cubs, not the man and the cub playing patty cake.

Mountain lion jumps on his back, somehow he wrestles with it on his back, then bear jumps on mountain lion on his back - bullshit

wrestle could mean anything, turning side to side in a panic could visualy be confirmed as wrestling, the bear draging the puma off wtf how else is the bear going to make contact with the puma is she dident jump on a thrashing human and big cat.

Bear leaves cubs to attack mountain lion - bullshit

wtf they are basicaly in the same radius, Face palm

What probably really happened :

A man whose wife will not let him drink, got stupidly drunk while hiking and fell down a steep incline, getting scratched up and cut.

Nah, its just you are part of the growing disease on the planet where people who never get out of there house, tend not to belive anything of base related incidents and reality settings, yet fills the comic book debates with facts and truths.

 

[lothar]

Somewhat related...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tS...fsrP-n-pN0e-tbNQg&index=59&feature=plpp_video

"mother couga..." This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Marty Stouffer Productions Ltd.