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Man charged with spraying kids with fox urine

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Steve

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WILLMAR, Minn. ? A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property ? with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.
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He was out along his property line the night before, between 10:30 and 11 p.m., and observed 15 to 20 people running toward his place through a soybean field. His observation was made through night vision goggles he had received from his son who served in the military. He said he told the group to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with a ?supersoaker? squirt gun filled with fox urine.


While this was happening, he said, someone grabbed him from behind and they struggled with each other.
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first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
 
At least the kids got what they deserved. Hopefully nothing too troublesome happens to the guy.

(Disclaimer: I didn't read any more than your quoted section of the article so if it says that this 50 year old guy used to beat the children or something and that's why they did this then my opinion could change.)
 
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
 
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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You can get several kinds of animal urine from hunting suppliers.
 
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
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The things I learn on ATOT
 
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
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<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
 
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
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<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
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:Q

who are you going to spray it on?
 
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
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<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
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:Q

who are you going to spray it on?
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havent you read the thread? its... uh... for hunting purposes 😱
 
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
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If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
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<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
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:Q

who are you going to spray it on?
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:shiftyeyes;

Me, I hope.
 
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
Click to expand...

If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
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<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
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:Q

who are you going to spray it on?
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Himself... that way when he meets emma watson, she will think he belongs to her and take him back to her bedroom...
 
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
Click to expand...

If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
Click to expand...

<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
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:Q

who are you going to spray it on?
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Himself... that way when he meets emma watson, she will think he belongs to her and take him back to her bedroom...
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clever

<google searches "megan fox" + purchase + urine>
 
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: joesmoke
first off, thats fuckin hilarious (that he did it, not that hes in trouble). second, htf did he get fox urine?
Click to expand...

If you search the internet, you can pretty much buy any kind of urine.
Click to expand...

<google searches "emma watson" + purchase + urine>
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:Q

who are you going to spray it on?
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Himself... that way when he meets emma watson, she will think he belongs to her and take him back to her bedroom for a tonguebath...
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fixed <giggle>
 
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.
 
Originally posted by: Baked
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.
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Or at least call them dirty names. 😉
 
You know, i've tried dating sites, books, random pickups, bars etc to meet girls.

I never knew it was easy as spraying yourself with their urine. That would have saved me a lot of time and money. Granted, I'd probably be on the sex offender registry, but I'd be a rich sex offender.

 
Originally posted by: Baked
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.
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It's in the constitution

The right to bear pee
 
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: Baked
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.
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Or at least call them dirty names. 😉
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Your parents smelt of elderberries!

 
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: Baked
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.
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It's in the constitution

The right to bear pee
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lol
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: Baked
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.
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Or at least call them dirty names. 😉
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Your parents smelt of elderberries!
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Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house. :evil:
 
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