Man charged with spraying kids with fox urine

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Baked
What kinda fucking country is this when you can't defend your own castle with fox urine?! You should have the right to head shot any uninvited guests on your property.

It's in the constitution

The right to fox pee

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[amdhunter]

He should have sprayed them with bullets.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: Canai
Back in high school a couple friends and I went in on a bottle of raccoon urine and used it on random people / their cars / backpacks etc... It was awesome.

The awesomeness escapes me.

We were big into CKY-type stuff back then, before Johnny Knoxville joined up with them. We did crazy / stupid pranks to each other all the time.

To each other is one thing. Random people... that's different.

 

[rezinn]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
He should have sprayed them with bullets.

Truth. Or alternatively placed bear traps randomly around the field to deter bears from eating his soy beans!

 

[xanis]

sounds like the little shits got what they deserved.

 

[Number1]

How do you extract fox urine? Is it like milking a cow? What if the fox dosn't like it? Do they have different technique for males and females?

 

[FDF12389]

I had to call my dad and make sure this wasnt him.....

 

[Red Squirrel]

The law is fucked up when you get in trouble for defending your own property. The kids should be the ones charged for trespassing.

Of course now that they know the guy will not defend his property next time to avoid bigger charges, they'll only vandalize it worse. The law makes no sense at all.

- Download, uploading, or simply having MP3s: Thousands, if millions in fines
- Murder: maybe get in trouble, or go to court, but probably wont hear nothing for 25+ years
- Stealing: usually not much, even if there's evidence such as camera, they'll state they need more evidence
- Vandalism: nothing
- Defending against vandalism: huge charges, possibly jail.

God bless America, it needs it, badly.

 

[Eli]

How does one procure fox urine, exactly? :Q

 

[Fayd]

do a barrel wiz?