Originally posted by: waylman
Originally posted by: Dual700s
Originally posted by: waylman
Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?
retard boy....if you can't take a joke then fsck off. We don't actually think all priests are molestors (just the vast majority)
Okay, then go ahead an joke about it when the person that gets molested is your daughter or son or niece or nephew. Then humor yourself some more when you find that the molestor is your brother, uncle, father or friend. I'm sure it will comfort you that they are not Catholic.
as requested....
A Catholic priest had to run important errands for his church. Finding no one to cover for him, he asked a lay friend of his to take over for him. He reassured his friend that other than a few confessions, there would be nothing he couldn't handle. The guy agreed to help out the priest. No sooner was the priest gone than someone came in for confession. The friend remembering the lines from a movie asked the parishioner, "Tell me your sins?"
The parishioner said, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed adultery five times."
The substitute priest said, "Well say five Hail Mary's and God will forgive you."
The guy did as he was instructed and left the church. A few hours later another parishioner enters needing to confess. Again the same scenario unfolds, but this time the parishioner says, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed adultery ten times with a prostitute."
The substitute priest thinking on the spot and deciding to go with his formula responded, "Well say ten Hail Mary's and God will forgive you."
The guy did as instructed and left the church. Then a few hours later another parishioner enters the church needing to confess his sins. In the confessional the guy tells the substitute priest: "Father I have sinned. I have committed sodomy."
Shocked at the revelation and not having a good answer to this confession, the guy decides he needs help with this one. He checks the church library for any reference material on confessions but finds none. While in the library, an alter boy appears. So the substitute priest decides to ask him. "I need some help with a confession. Can you tell me what you get for sodomy?
The alter boy replies, "Well I always got a large pizza, coke, and ice cream."