Man caught having sex with a pig!

[DuallyX]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
At least he wasn't a Catholic, then it would have been the kids in the neighbourhood.

Yes, you dumbshite, because a person being Catholic means they molest children...

I suppose I could say with as much accuracy that, due to your example of intellect, all people of the Netherlands are complete dumbasses. :disgust:

He should have said "A Catholic Priest!"

Ah! Then what is your profession, Red Dawn, so that we may make the assumption that all people of your profession are the same generalizing numbskulls that you make yourself out to be?

Hey don't blame me because the Whore of Babylon decided to cover up for the Pedephiles they have as Priests!

I don't blame you for the cover-ups of the Church. I blame you for making idiotic blanket statements regarding Priests. There are pedophiles in your profession, I promise you, and with your logic, I could go around shouting that Red Dawn is a Pedophile.

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
At least he wasn't a Catholic, then it would have been the kids in the neighbourhood.

Yes, you dumbshite, because a person being Catholic means they molest children...

I suppose I could say with as much accuracy that, due to your example of intellect, all people of the Netherlands are complete dumbasses. :disgust:

He should have said "A Catholic Priest!"

Ah! Then what is your profession, Red Dawn, so that we may make the assumption that all people of your profession are the same generalizing numbskulls that you make yourself out to be?

Since you are too stupid to realize it Dual, these guys are just fvcking with you. Now get back on your knees as your priest needs some lovin.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Nitemare
That's sickening

I hit it all the time and it was the best sex I ever had. Alot better sex than sheep and cows.

:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Flatline
Wow...did you just call the Catholic church the Whore of Babylon?

That's what the Fundies call it.

 

[DuallyX]

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
At least he wasn't a Catholic, then it would have been the kids in the neighbourhood.

Yes, you dumbshite, because a person being Catholic means they molest children...

I suppose I could say with as much accuracy that, due to your example of intellect, all people of the Netherlands are complete dumbasses. :disgust:

He should have said "A Catholic Priest!"

Ah! Then what is your profession, Red Dawn, so that we may make the assumption that all people of your profession are the same generalizing numbskulls that you make yourself out to be?

Since you are too stupid to realize it Dual, these guys are just fvcking with you. Now get back on your knees as your priest needs some lovin.

Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I don't know why everyone is so upset. It is all pink on the inside anyway. 😉

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
At least he wasn't a Catholic, then it would have been the kids in the neighbourhood.

Yes, you dumbshite, because a person being Catholic means they molest children...

I suppose I could say with as much accuracy that, due to your example of intellect, all people of the Netherlands are complete dumbasses. :disgust:

He should have said "A Catholic Priest!"

Ah! Then what is your profession, Red Dawn, so that we may make the assumption that all people of your profession are the same generalizing numbskulls that you make yourself out to be?

Hey don't blame me because the Whore of Babylon decided to cover up for the Pedephiles they have as Priests!

I don't blame you for the cover-ups of the Church. I blame you for making idiotic blanket statements regarding Priests. There are pedophiles in your profession, I promise you, and with your logic, I could go around shouting that Red Dawn is a Pedophile.

I'm just yanking your chain Bubba!

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
At least he wasn't a Catholic, then it would have been the kids in the neighbourhood.

Yes, you dumbshite, because a person being Catholic means they molest children...

I suppose I could say with as much accuracy that, due to your example of intellect, all people of the Netherlands are complete dumbasses. :disgust:

He should have said "A Catholic Priest!"

Ah! Then what is your profession, Red Dawn, so that we may make the assumption that all people of your profession are the same generalizing numbskulls that you make yourself out to be?

Since you are too stupid to realize it Dual, these guys are just fvcking with you. Now get back on your knees as your priest needs some lovin.

Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?

Actually the humor is in seeing you get all red faced about it!

 

[waylman]

Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?

retard boy....if you can't take a joke then fsck off. We don't actually think all priests are molestors (just the vast majority)

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I don't know why everyone is so upset. It is all pink on the inside anyway. 😉

you went to Texas A&M right? 😛

 

[DuallyX]

Originally posted by: waylman

Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?

retard boy....if you can't take a joke then fsck off. We don't actually think all priests are molestors (just the vast majority)

Okay, then go ahead an joke about it when the person that gets molested is your daughter or son or niece or nephew. Then humor yourself some more when you find that the molestor is your brother, uncle, father or friend. I'm sure it will comfort you that they are not Catholic.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Maybe he confused his meds and took the little blue pill instead of one of the others.

 

[Lonyo]

I think one of the problems was it doesn;t seem to have been his pig. Who knows where it's been?!

 

[MichaelD]

Wow...someone got caught red-handed with my son's mom, huh? Serves him right!

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: waylman

Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?

retard boy....if you can't take a joke then fsck off. We don't actually think all priests are molestors (just the vast majority)

Okay, then go ahead an joke about it when the person that gets molested is your daughter or son or niece or nephew. Then humor yourself some more when you find that the molestor is your brother, uncle, father or friend. I'm sure it will comfort you that they are not Catholic.

as requested....

A Catholic priest had to run important errands for his church. Finding no one to cover for him, he asked a lay friend of his to take over for him. He reassured his friend that other than a few confessions, there would be nothing he couldn't handle. The guy agreed to help out the priest. No sooner was the priest gone than someone came in for confession. The friend remembering the lines from a movie asked the parishioner, "Tell me your sins?"
The parishioner said, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed adultery five times."
The substitute priest said, "Well say five Hail Mary's and God will forgive you."
The guy did as he was instructed and left the church. A few hours later another parishioner enters needing to confess. Again the same scenario unfolds, but this time the parishioner says, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed adultery ten times with a prostitute."
The substitute priest thinking on the spot and deciding to go with his formula responded, "Well say ten Hail Mary's and God will forgive you."
The guy did as instructed and left the church. Then a few hours later another parishioner enters the church needing to confess his sins. In the confessional the guy tells the substitute priest: "Father I have sinned. I have committed sodomy."
Shocked at the revelation and not having a good answer to this confession, the guy decides he needs help with this one. He checks the church library for any reference material on confessions but finds none. While in the library, an alter boy appears. So the substitute priest decides to ask him. "I need some help with a confession. Can you tell me what you get for sodomy?
The alter boy replies, "Well I always got a large pizza, coke, and ice cream."

 

[Spamela]

her oink said no, but her eyes said yes.

 

[Flatline]

Who said it was a she?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Dual700s

Originally posted by: waylman

Yes, because there is a lot of humor in child molestation, isn't there?

retard boy....if you can't take a joke then fsck off. We don't actually think all priests are molestors (just the vast majority)

Okay, then go ahead an joke about it when the person that gets molested is your daughter or son or niece or nephew. Then humor yourself some more when you find that the molestor is your brother, uncle, father or friend. I'm sure it will comfort you that they are not Catholic.

as requested....

A Catholic priest had to run important errands for his church. Finding no one to cover for him, he asked a lay friend of his to take over for him. He reassured his friend that other than a few confessions, there would be nothing he couldn't handle. The guy agreed to help out the priest. No sooner was the priest gone than someone came in for confession. The friend remembering the lines from a movie asked the parishioner, "Tell me your sins?"
The parishioner said, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed adultery five times."
The substitute priest said, "Well say five Hail Mary's and God will forgive you."
The guy did as he was instructed and left the church. A few hours later another parishioner enters needing to confess. Again the same scenario unfolds, but this time the parishioner says, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed adultery ten times with a prostitute."
The substitute priest thinking on the spot and deciding to go with his formula responded, "Well say ten Hail Mary's and God will forgive you."
The guy did as instructed and left the church. Then a few hours later another parishioner enters the church needing to confess his sins. In the confessional the guy tells the substitute priest: "Father I have sinned. I have committed sodomy."
Shocked at the revelation and not having a good answer to this confession, the guy decides he needs help with this one. He checks the church library for any reference material on confessions but finds none. While in the library, an alter boy appears. So the substitute priest decides to ask him. "I need some help with a confession. Can you tell me what you get for sodomy?
The alter boy replies, "Well I always got a large pizza, coke, and ice cream."

It irks me when people change a well-known joke.

 

[roncarter]

Whats wrong with MAN these days? GEEZ

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: yllus
Why is this a crime again? I couldn't care less if some idiot kept from being miserable by porking a pig or two. Like keeping them alive until they're ready for slaughter for food is so much more humane?

Do you want to have to wonder every time you make a piece of bacon whether that white stuff on the edges is actually pork fat?

 

[idNut]

So they're allowed to call him a pervert?

 

[Flatline]

Originally posted by: yllus
Why is this a crime again?

Because it wasn't his pig.

 

[Flatline]

So they're allowed to call him a pervert?

lol that's what I'd call him too! 😀

 

[GhettoFob]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: yllus
Why is this a crime again? I couldn't care less if some idiot kept from being miserable by porking a pig or two. Like keeping them alive until they're ready for slaughter for food is so much more humane?

Do you want to have to wonder every time you make a piece of bacon whether that white stuff on the edges is actually pork fat?

:disgust:

 

[Maverick]

so Rosie O donnel finally got some eh?