Man Card Paradox

[arrfep]

So tonight, How I Met Your Mother premiered.


On The Lifetime Network.

Is watching Lifetime only for HIMYM acceptable? I need a ruling on this.

 

[dbk]

doesn't matter which channel..show sux

 

[KLin]

wtf is HIMYM

 

[dbk]

how i met your mother

 

[vi edit]

NPH is a walking Man Card Paradox.

 

[tefleming]

ttiwwPOAL

 

[badkarma1399]

Yes, but for every minute spent on lifetime you must spend two minutes watching ESPN as penance.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: vi edit
NPH is a walking Man Card Paradox.

wtf is NPH?

hah just realized you meant doogie

he's ok

 

[dbk]

neil patrick harris

 

[tefleming]

"Lose Man Card Points" isn't severe enough.

No Lifetime EVER.

Turn in your testicles and gun at the door. Please don't list us as a reference.

 

[blinblue]

I think it is only safe if you turn off the TV whenever the commercial break comes around. You don't want them to brainwash you

 

[yh125d]

Just tivo it, it will start recording what not to wear for you





Just kidding, I love that show

 

[FP]

That show is great.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: tefleming
"Lose Man Card Points" isn't severe enough.

No Lifetime EVER.

Turn in your testicles and gun at the door. Please don't list us as a reference.

what if Walker: Texas Ranger was on lifetime?

You lose.

 

[Mo0o]

I'm so manly the TV knows to skip the channel automatically for fear of instant relegation to the dumpster

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: tefleming
"Lose Man Card Points" isn't severe enough.

No Lifetime EVER.

Turn in your testicles and gun at the door. Please don't list us as a reference.

what if Walker: Texas Ranger was on lifetime?

You lose.

It's not, that's the point.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: vi edit
NPH is a walking Man Card Paradox.

Oh please, he built a freeze ray, shot Nathan Fillion, and joined the Evil League of Evil. How is that not manly?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: vi edit
NPH is a walking Man Card Paradox.

except when he's snorting blow off of hookers' asses

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: vi edit
NPH is a walking Man Card Paradox.

except when he's snorting blow off of male hookers' asses, then paradox and man card not found

fixed

 

[xanis]

It's a good show, but you lose points for watching it on Lifetime. Another poster said it best... where was that... ah yes, here:

Originally posted by: tefleming
No Lifetime EVER.

I've bolded the important information for your reference. I think that particular thing should be rule #1 of Man Law.

No. Fucking. Lifetime. I don't care if your girl wants to watch it, you tell her no or turn that off or to ESPN or the Military Channel or some other manly shit.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: tefleming
"Lose Man Card Points" isn't severe enough.

No Lifetime EVER.

Turn in your testicles and gun at the door. Please don't list us as a reference.

what if Walker: Texas Ranger was on lifetime?

You lose.

Paradox. Walker: Texas Ranger cannot by definition be on lifetime. If they tried to show it, the channel would grow balls and not be lifetime anymore.

 

[mugs]

How I Met Your Mother has a hot chick in it. As long as you're attracted to her and not Doogie, you're fine.

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: yh125d
Just tivo it, it will start recording what not to wear for you





Just kidding, I love that show

You like What not to wear huh? You and NPH should get along fine.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: tefleming
"Lose Man Card Points" isn't severe enough.

No Lifetime EVER.

Turn in your testicles and gun at the door. Please don't list us as a reference.

what if Walker: Texas Ranger was on lifetime?

You lose.

Paradox. Walker: Texas Ranger cannot by definition be on lifetime. If they tried to show it, the channel would grow balls and not be lifetime anymore.

Agreed. Chuck Norris would cause Lifetime to become a hairy, testosterone-filled monster within a mere second of his appearance.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: tefleming
"Lose Man Card Points" isn't severe enough.

No Lifetime EVER.

Turn in your testicles and gun at the door. Please don't list us as a reference.

what if Walker: Texas Ranger was on lifetime?

You lose.

Paradox. Walker: Texas Ranger cannot by definition be on lifetime. If they tried to show it, the channel would grow balls and not be lifetime anymore.

Agreed. Chuck Norris would cause Lifetime to become a hairy, testosterone-filled monster within a mere second of his appearance.

negative to both of you
chuck norris = fail
i'd destroy him. just give me some alcohol prior and remind me of tonight.