Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

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chuckywang

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Originally posted by: MAME
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA




ok...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok, you killed the thread view. :(

However, this story justifies it!!!!!!
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: MAME
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA




ok...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok, you killed the thread view. :(

However, this story justifies it!!!!!!

story too funny to care...

HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: n7
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
OK people, how the heck is that so dirty? :-\


Err, unlike you, most of us are straight here...

Err, unlike you, I know a *LOT* of straight guys that have said they'll take a blowjob from a guy, especially if they are being paid for it...

Sh!t, I'll have sex with a gay man if the price is right. Everything can be bought.
 

myusername

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:thumbsup:

The only thing about this that doesn't ring true is the idea of someone posting on this forum having enough charisma (and looks) to play the part of escort. Someone in that position would have a better outlet for their experiences than ATOT :brokenheart:

Fun story though :D

edit: er, IMHO, of course. Unless you were nasty, you could pay me 100 an hour to suck me. Course the problem with that is 1 - you would have to want to, and 2 - that would mean I'd clear like $8
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Prove it then. Pic of the check from the escort service? You can blur out the account number.
 

TraderGordo

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Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Can't wait to hear about Saturday. So where are you going? How old is she, and is she pre or post op?
 

Deadtrees

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Hey, you got your thing sucked by a guy. You know you've crossed the border and there's no going back. The bridge of no return, if you'd like. Next time, I bet he'll aproach you somewhat further then you'll be like ''ite. I'll just do it once and that it'. After a while, you realize your ass is on fire.
 

sonz70

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Prove it then. Pic of the check from the escort service? You can blur out the account number.


I'll scan the reciept tommorow for everyone. No scanner here at home.


 

TraderGordo

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Prove it then. Pic of the check from the escort service? You can blur out the account number.

Yea, we want to see the check, and don't take all night photoshopping it either. Oh, and why is the escort office open in the middle of the night? They just can't wait to pay their employees? Seems more than a little "suspect", doncha think?
 

n7

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: n7
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
OK people, how the heck is that so dirty? :-\


Err, unlike you, most of us are straight here...

Err, unlike you, I know a *LOT* of straight guys that have said they'll take a blowjob from a guy, especially if they are being paid for it...


They just think they are straight then ;)
Money is a f*cking stupid thing, & if they will do it for money, then they aren't actually straight.
 

TWills

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Originally posted by: TraderGordo
Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Can't wait to hear about Saturday. So where are you going? How old is she, and is she pre or post op?

<<<hustles to bed so saturday comes faster :eek:
 

sonz70

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Meh, believe what you want lol. I'll update tommorow after the Saturday date.

Info

Girls name is Cindy
She is taking me to dinner and theatre.
Date will be from 7:30pm-1:00am
 

OVERKILL

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Originally posted by: sonz70
So, I have an interview at one next week, for part time. My question is, is it the same kind of shady work as female escort services? Or, if anyone here has ever been one, what can I expect? All they asked for was a picture of me, no resumee or anything and I got the interview.

Update Number 1 Monday May 30th

Ok..update....


Well..that was interesting


I went to the interview...4 other guys were there aswell, 1 I knew.

We went in, nice clean place, she took us in the room 1 by 1. So my turn comes up and i go in.


She asks, would I ever take money for Sex, I said no. Would I mind going on a date with a guy, I said as long as no sex was invovled, than no. She asked me to take my shirt off (I did, sorry no pics ). Anyways, than she wanted me to do pushups? (uh, ok) so I did. When I stood up she said she was going to take a picture for my profile. So I flexed, she took the pic. She made me sighn a paper saying I would not offer sex for money, and would report if any customers did offer it. She asked what my preference was (I didn't clue in at first) than figured it out and told her Woman. She said 80% of there client base was man, and 20% females, would I be against going out with guys, I said no, as long as there was no sexual contact involved, she laughed and never answer? (that had me worried). Anyways, I'll be going out 3 nights a week for 350$ for woman and 425$ for man. First job is this Friday, after that I'll decide whether to keep it or not.


If anything..this will be one of those life experiences

any questions you guys have, just post and ask

Update Number 2 June 1st

Just got more info, its going to be a gay wedding/party I'll be going to.

Poll Edit

this is the video card I'm doing this for

mmmmmm

UPDATE 3

K, I went to Jeff's house (he asked me to call him that) he was all dressed up, and asked If I was Tyler, I said yeah, he said you look alot sexier in person than the pic. I was kinda dumbstruck by that, and didnt know what to say. He realised it I guess, and asked me if I was gay, I answered truthfully, no I'm not. He said thats ok, he doesn't have sex with Escort people anyway, too afraid of catching anything. But on the way out he pulled me close and kissed me??!! :( I'm think...435$...ok.. I can do this. So I kissed him back, he grabed my ass as we walked to the car... So I than realised..k..im a paid slut..just a piece of meat..think of the money. We go to wedding, had a blast, it was actually really good, He showed me off telling everyone "this is my bf Tyler" ect ect. Turns out it was a friends of his wedding. Like I said, had a blast.. only weird part was him palming my ass, kissing me, and holding my hand... . So the wedding goes on for about 4 hours. Groom and Groom wedding. Yeah, there were some straight people there, like I said, all around awsome time there. I think I did pretty good, no one suspected I was straight.

Now..heres where it gets bad, and I feel like killing myself :(

So were on the way home... and as he pulls in he looks at me and says.. I've never sucked someone off so young before.. I know I told you I don't do escorts.. but I want to make a aception here.

Ok..so gametime decision.....I figure.. I'm not getting my ass riped, I'm not putting it in another guy's ass, this could be ok, So I said, hey sure Jeff, I'm here to make you happy. So we went in, I sat down on the couch, and closed my eyes and tried to picture the hottest girl I could while he went at it. so midnight rolls around, Were all done, I give him my card, he said hell get in touch with the agency again in a month when he has another social gathering to go to, also he told me not to talk to him in public If I see him ect ect, as he works for a bank here (TD Bank) and can't have anyone know hes gay.

He gives me an extra 250$, I go to the agency on my way home, pick up my 425$ and come home..feeling dirty as ever.

So..6 hours work, 675$

I'm off to shower


If this story is even true, I think it's safe to say that your either gay or bi sexual.
To each is own.
But, why on earth would you wanna share such private, and sometimes nasty and explicit information? :disgust:
I'm actually surprised that a mod hasn't locked this down yet.
 

FreshPrince

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Originally posted by: TraderGordo
Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Can't wait to hear about Saturday. So where are you going? How old is she, and is she pre or post op?

lmao....must be pre ;)

also, I find it funny that the Mods allow a thread about selling one's own body for $$$ to go on so long....

they jump all over people about downloading movies via kazaa or torrent, but apparently selling body for sex IS LEGAL? :roll:

it's not like 13yr old kids read this forum right?
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: TraderGordo
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: sonz70
Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.

Prove it then. Pic of the check from the escort service? You can blur out the account number.

Yea, we want to see the check, and don't take all night photoshopping it either. Oh, and why is the escort office open in the middle of the night? They just can't wait to pay their employees? Seems more than a little "suspect", doncha think?

Yes, and hold a note with "sonz70" written on it next to the check to confirm your identity.
 

OutHouse

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I'm actually surprised that a mod hasn't locked this down yet.

NOOOOOO dont say that. this is the most entertaing thread (next to tomato's) we have had on here for months. keep it alive!!
 

daveymark

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ah, the old "i don't do escorts" line...works every time


er...so I've heard. I mean, I don't know from personal experience or anything.
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: Deadtrees
Hey, you got your thing sucked by a guy. You know you've crossed the border and there's no going back. The bridge of no return, if you'd like. Next time, I bet he'll aproach you somewhat further then you'll be like ''ite. I'll just do it once and that it'. After a while, you realize your ass is on fire.

But that isn't really true, people go back and forth on that bridge all the time. For example, guys in prison will get blow-jobs, sex from the prison whores (i.e., other men) and then revert back to heterosexuality and women when they leave prison and return to civilian life.
 
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