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this thread rocks

 

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/seanconnery

What's the matter sweetie? Did you have a date last night? LOL

/seanconnery

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I'm surprised no-one's asked, but was it a good BJ?

yes

Dude, you just revealed the shens right there.

Sorry, you had me wondering shens or no shens until that post. gg. I'm sure you'll keep some of these other guys going for a while though, and I am damn sure sticking around for the entertainment.

Anyway, moving on.

 

[slick230]

Originally posted by: CTrain
Give it a fvckin break.
I already called SHENS before he even went on the date.
After the whole story, theres no doubt its a big joke.

The big flaw I see is during the whole thread, he never mentioned about a date on Sat also but all of the sudden, after the Friday's date, hes telling us he has a date on Sat.
NO frickin agency is gonna tell him he has a date with this short notice.
If he knew he already have a date Sat(and its with a girl), he would have already told us about it.
Its very strange to tell us he has another date after this Friday's date is already over with.

I can't believe so many of you think its true.
How gullible how you people.
This is be the biggest OWNED thread if he can prove all this is true.

Look, everyone, it's fvcking Matlock! He's got it all figured out. I'm surprised he didn't blame this whole thread on Old Man Smithers down at the creepy carnival. :roll:

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: CTrain
Give it a fvckin break.
I already called SHENS before he even went on the date.
After the whole story, theres no doubt its a big joke.

The big flaw I see is during the whole thread, he never mentioned about a date on Sat also but all of the sudden, after the Friday's date, hes telling us he has a date on Sat.
NO frickin agency is gonna tell him he has a date with this short notice.
If he knew he already have a date Sat(and its with a girl), he would have already told us about it.
Its very strange to tell us he has another date after this Friday's date is already over with.

I can't believe so many of you think its true.
How gullible how you people.
This is be the biggest OWNED thread if he can prove all this is true.

Ugh..read the whole thread... I mentioned the Saturday one a day after I mentioned the Firday one...

As I said before..this is my first time ever doing this, if you who are all calling Shens on this know how this is suppose to work, please feel free to share, maybe Im getting screwed somehow by the companies and don't realise it.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Citrix

I'm actually surprised that a mod hasn't locked this down yet.

NOOOOOO dont say that. this is the most entertaing thread (next to tomato's) we have had on here for months. keep it alive!!

Seriously. I'd pay the mods to have them keep this thread open.

 

[FreshPrince]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I'm surprised no-one's asked, but was it a good BJ?

yes

Dude, you just revealed the shens right there.

Sorry, you had me wondering shens or no shens until that post. gg. I'm sure you'll keep some of these other guys going for a while though, and I am damn sure sticking around for the entertainment.

Anyway, moving on.

exactly....

his 1st update when he got back was how disgusting he felt and he had to take a shower right away

now all of a sudden, the bj is good?

did he atleast wear a rubber? :roll:

 

[Mo0o]

omg shens x 90 billion

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I'm surprised no-one's asked, but was it a good BJ?

yes

Dude, you just revealed the shens right there.

Sorry, you had me wondering shens or no shens until that post. gg. I'm sure you'll keep some of these other guys going for a while though, and I am damn sure sticking around for the entertainment.

Anyway, moving on.

Because someone who actually has a penis himself would have no idea what it takes to stimulate one?

 

[Spike]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
this thread rocks

yes it does!

 

[SouthPaW1227]

wow, I respect you. You have....guts. But I would never lower myself to a dude sucking my wang for that low amount of cash ($10k MIMIMUM for me)

however, I won't totally rip on your decision. Just don't get an STD, seriously.

 

[OVERKILL]

I do gotta admit that this is getting interesting, lol.
Also, have you considered going on Jerry Springer?
I think this story would be a hit.

 

[jman19]

This thread is awfully shenzy.

 

[TWills]

pleeeeeeeeease let this not be shens. It just wouldn't be the same...

 

[flexy]

LOLOLOLOL....OMG.....pees in pants......

now i finally KNOW what to do once ATIs R520 comes out....

 

[SouthPaW1227]

dude you could make CNN.com from this or something

 

[MagicConch]

Originally posted by: SouthPaW1227
Just don't get an STD, seriously.

There are plenty of STDs he can get by getting sucked: herpes, syphilis,etc. He may already have gotten one.

 

[ElFenix]

:laugh:

awesome thread

 

[KK]

surprised no one here has offered money to sonz for a BJ.

 

[Kanalua]

haha...that was great!

 

[FrustratedUser]

:laugh:

OMG!!!!

 

[TraderGordo]

Originally posted by: sonz70
As I said before..this is my first time ever doing this, if you who are all calling Shens on this know how this is suppose to work, please feel free to share, maybe Im getting screwed somehow by the companies and don't realise it.

Do you really need US to tell you "your getting screwed and don't realize it"?
:roll:

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: jman19
This thread is awfully shenzy.

New word for the millinium.

 

[CTrain]

I'd bet all the gullible ones will be anticipating the "Saturday" date with "Cindy" story.
LOL.

 

[Philippine Mango]

I don't think this guy is lying unless of course he is very imaginative I come back from a vacation to this: a "straight dude" doing escort services, being kissed by a guy then kissing him back, going to a wedding/public all the while some one he knows could see him doing this, getting head from the gay dude and all for what, a fricken video card. SIGHS. I mean a nice TV or Car I can very very very remotely see my self doing this though I never would because I'm not this desperate. :sighs: