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aidanjm

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Originally posted by: Insomniak
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: aidanjm
I'm surprised no-one's asked, but was it a good BJ?

:)

yes



Dude, you just revealed the shens right there.

Sorry, you had me wondering shens or no shens until that post. gg. I'm sure you'll keep some of these other guys going for a while though, and I am damn sure sticking around for the entertainment.

Anyway, moving on.

I don't have an opinion on whether people need to be calling shens or not, but regarding your comment above, you need to know that with your eyes closed, a BJ given by a guy is going to feel pretty much the same as a BJ given by a girl. In fact, it might be better, cos women tend to be so uptight about oral sex and don't like doing it, whereas many (not all, but many) gay guys are totally enthusiastic about perfecting their dick svcking technique. :)

 

RGN

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Originally posted by: slick230
13yr old kids have already been exposed to far worse on TV and in movies than what's been posted in this thread. Take the fvcking Pilgrim hat off your head and stop being such a tightass.

Yeah, make sonz70 and his new friend look jealous. (_O_)
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: MagicConch
Originally posted by: SouthPaW1227
Just don't get an STD, seriously.

There are plenty of STDs he can get by getting sucked: herpes, syphilis,etc. He may already have gotten one.

yeah, let's not get too paranoid. Getting your c0ck sucked is pretty much the safest thing you could be doing, sexually.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I don't think this guy is lying unless of course he is very imaginative :confused: I come back from a vacation to this: a "straight dude" doing escort services, being kissed by a guy then kissing him back, going to a wedding/public all the while some one he knows could see him doing this, getting head from the gay dude and all for what, a fricken video card. SIGHS. I mean a nice TV or Car I can very very very remotely see my self doing this though I'm not this desperate. :sighs:

OMGHI2U!! :heart:
 

rickn

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oh geez. Jefferson and Cindy. me thinks Sonz spends to much time watching TV Land & Nick @ Nite. But the BJ is a'ight, you see we told you you'd make tips. He's gonna go tell his butch gay friends now to make a date with you, then you better wear protective gear
 

sonz70

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Originally posted by: deftron
So are you gonna take a BJ on tomorrows date with the girl, too?


No, I'm think as she is only taking me to dinner and theatre, that I will be expected to perform more.
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: sonz70


Ok..so gametime decision.....I figure.. I'm not getting my ass riped, I'm not putting it in another guy's ass, this could be ok, So I said, hey sure Jeff, I'm here to make you happy. So we went in, I sat down on the couch, and closed my eyes and tried to picture the hottest girl I could while he went at it. so midnight rolls around, Were all done, I give him my card, he said hell get in touch with the agency again in a month when he has another social gathering to go to, also he told me not to talk to him in public If I see him ect ect, as he works for a bank here (TD Bank) and can't have anyone know hes gay.

He gives me an extra 250$, I go to the agency on my way home, pick up my 425$ and come home..feeling dirty as ever.

So..6 hours work, 675$

I'm off to shower


LOLOLOLOLOL

lol

i am laughing so hard right now my eyes are watering.

All i can say is you are a gayer... um i mean braver... man than I.
 

n7

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Seriously sonz70, do the pic with a check & your username on a paper thing :D

If you can prove to us it's really true...:laugh:

You are gonna be famous here if you can prove your story ;)
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I don't think this guy is lying unless of course he is very imaginative :confused: I come back from a vacation to this: a "straight dude" doing escort services, being kissed by a guy then kissing him back, going to a wedding/public all the while some one he knows could see him doing this, getting head from the gay dude and all for what, a fricken video card. SIGHS. I mean a nice TV or Car I can very very very remotely see my self doing this though I never would because I'm not this desperate. :sighs:

:heart: is that better?
 

flexy

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women tend to be so uptight about oral sex and don't like doing it, whereas many (not all, but many) gay guys are totally enthusiastic about perfecting their dick svcking technique.
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i call shens :) Get another woman then :)
 

rickn

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well, atleast sonz70 can go to bed tonight knowing he made his date feel like a lady again.
 
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WHat's wrong with this thread?
I woudl think ppl would open up more on an online forum, seing as they're anonymous and they know no one in person here, for the most part, that is ;)
 

sonz70

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Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
WHat's wrong with this thread?
I woudl think ppl would open up more on an online forum, seing as they're anonymous and they know no one in person here, for the most part, that is ;)

Lol, about time someone realised it. On the internet your anomynous (sp?). Why not post here? I'm a hardware geek, I only post in 4 forums online, most from work, so yeah, might aswell post here. Like I said, started from a simple interview question and went from there. You all wanted updates, so I just gave em :)

And regarding the BJ

Yes, it was good, yes, I still feel dirty knowing it was from a guy.
 

rickn

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hey peter007, wanna tell everyone ATOT what you REALLY think of them, or should I? you dummy, you should be more careful when you send PM's
 

Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I don't think this guy is lying unless of course he is very imaginative :confused: I come back from a vacation to this: a "straight dude" doing escort services, being kissed by a guy then kissing him back, going to a wedding/public all the while some one he knows could see him doing this, getting head from the gay dude and all for what, a fricken video card. SIGHS. I mean a nice TV or Car I can very very very remotely see my self doing this though I never would because I'm not this desperate. :sighs:

:heart: is that better?

no I mean by rediting your quote... eh this is worthless now
 

TWills

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Originally posted by: rickn
hey peter007, wanna tell everyone ATOT what you REALLY think of them, or should I? you dummy, you should be more careful when you send PM's

Do tell,..(please)
 
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