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Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

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I can't believe I got sucked into this thread (it was referenced on FW). Anyway, this could actually turn out to be a pretty good scam. Of course the schmucks using an escort service have "high expectations", but if one were to stand their ground, not do anything illegal, you get paid, and really, what's the worst that could happen? Are the gay guys going to beat you up (bring a concealed weapon just in case). Maybe the escort service will never use you again, but you made some nice coin and have a story to tell all your friends! Not to mention endless entertainment on some lame internet discussion group 😉

 
ok, 20 min till saturday and no update...he must've run into complications 😀

EDIT: erhm, never mind...
 
K, I went to Jeff's house (he asked me to call him that) he was all dressed up, and asked If I was Tyler, I said yeah, he said you look alot sexier in person than the pic. I was kinda dumbstruck by that, and didnt know what to say. He realised it I guess, and asked me if I was gay, I answered truthfully, no I'm not. He said thats ok, he doesn't have sex with Escort people anyway, too afraid of catching anything. But on the way out he pulled me close and kissed me??!! 🙁 I'm think...435$...ok.. I can do this. So I kissed him back, he grabed my ass as we walked to the car... So I than realised..k..im a paid slut..just a piece of meat..think of the money. We go to wedding, had a blast, it was actually really good, He showed me off telling everyone "this is my bf Tyler" ect ect. Turns out it was a friends of his wedding. Like I said, had a blast.. only weird part was him palming my ass, kissing me, and holding my hand... . So the wedding goes on for about 4 hours. Groom and Groom wedding. Yeah, there were some straight people there, like I said, all around awsome time there. I think I did pretty good, no one suspected I was straight.

Now..heres where it gets bad, and I feel like killing myself 🙁

So were on the way home... and as he pulls in he looks at me and says.. I've never sucked someone off so young before.. I know I told you I don't do escorts.. but I want to make a aception here.

Ok..so gametime decision.....I figure.. I'm not getting my ass riped, I'm not putting it in another guy's ass, this could be ok, So I said, hey sure Jeff, I'm here to make you happy. So we went in, I sat down on the couch, and closed my eyes and tried to picture the hottest girl I could while he went at it. so midnight rolls around, Were all done, I give him my card, he said hell get in touch with the agency again in a month when he has another social gathering to go to, also he told me not to talk to him in public If I see him ect ect, as he works for a bank here (TD Bank) and can't have anyone know hes gay.

He gives me an extra 250$, I go to the agency on my way home, pick up my 425$ and come home..feeling dirty as ever.

So..6 hours work, 675$

I'm off to shower
 
Originally posted by: TWills
ok, 20 min till saturday and no update...he must've run into complications 😀
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Yeah i almost feel bad for the guy...either this thread is complete BS or he's terribly naive.
 
Sonz70 I hope you're f^cking bullshitting us man. If this is not Shens you sir are gay. No ifs and or buts about it....

Disgusting. No amount of money is worth that. You must have latent homosexual tendencies or weren't telling us the whole story to begin with.
 
I hate to say this, but yeah, my first thought was "Shens!"...no straight guy would do that shit...
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Sorry... I feel really bad for laughing, but I can't believe that everyone was right.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
Originally posted by: TraderGordo
I can't believe I got sucked into this thread (it was referenced on FW). Anyway, this could actually turn out to be a pretty good scam. Of course the schmucks using an escort service have "high expectations", but if one were to stand their ground, not do anything illegal, you get paid, and really, what's the worst that could happen? Are the gay guys going to beat you up (bring a concealed weapon just in case). Maybe the escort service will never use you again, but you made some nice coin and have a story to tell all your friends! Not to mention endless entertainment on some lame internet discussion group 😉
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Hey, you're not the only one

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wow, has your man-card been revoked yet? If not, we need to shred that sucker, then burn it, and burn it some more.
All that for a stinking video card?
 
After checking the update, i dont feel bad at losing at poker tonight. dude, you knew what you were getting into... Congrats you are now an official man whore. At least tomorrow night you will be back into the correct batters box, as long as your next date isnt post op.
 
Anyone who actually beleives the events in the update really happened: I have a bridge to sell you - cheap.

This is the most fabricated thread ever.
 
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