Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Smackem
selling your very soul for computer equipment, huh?

Heh. As lame as the OP is, he still has your ePimp-wannabe ass beat by a country mile. Don't you have some (imaginary) emotionally fragile divorcee to bang?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Smackem
selling your very soul for computer equipment, huh?

Heh. As lame as the OP is, he still has your ePimp-wannabe ass beat by a country mile. Don't you have some (imaginary) emotionally fragile divorcee to bang?

Why is he lame?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Smackem
selling your very soul for computer equipment, huh?

Heh. As lame as the OP is, he still has your ePimp-wannabe ass beat by a country mile. Don't you have some (imaginary) emotionally fragile divorcee to bang?

Why is he lame?

IMO, this is a parody thread. The OP is pulling our collective chains. Another WayneTek/twitching-weenie hoax.

I may be wrong, but that how I feel. If not, then he's simply lame for posting his exploits in detail to a site where he knows he will be ridiculed.

 

[chowmein]

gay weddings ... theres gotta be some hot girls there!

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: chowmein
gay weddings ... theres gotta be some hot girls there!

That are most likely bi.
Oh the possibilities...

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

so whats your magic dollar amount for you to switch hit?

7-digits, definitely
6-digits, definitely
5-digits, probably
4-digits, breaking point - it'd have to be pretty damn high.

so for $10,000 you would probably bang a guy?? seems like u dont need a big push to do it

Dude, it's a hunk of flesh inserted into a bodily opening. I occasionally plug my wife in her brown-eye and I pay a doctor good money to stick his finger in my chocolate starfish to check my prostrate. So for $10k, yeah - I'd pitch *and* catch.

Why the big hang-up? Scared it might awaken some deep feelings?

and ladies and gentlemen, we have the TMI post of the day!!! ::clapclapclapclapclap::

And the crowd goes wild.

SING IT BRUTHA

 

[flexy]

i think if he really got it in the butt or similiar ...he probably WONT proudly post here anyway

a) i still think this is a hoax thread because noone can be so naive.

in case not:

b) the fact that he accepted the job despites people's opinion and the VERY likelihood that sex is involved (and people telling him that) makes me wonder
whether he actually really CARES. So...i guess he is fine with the fact that a dude might butt**** him for "his card"...question is only if he would tell us afterwards

 

[Technologyst]

Marking this to read later...

:beer:

 

[Valkerie]

******************** SICKENING *****************************

 

[Valkerie]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Amazing what a nerd will do for a GFX card...

lol
LOL

 

[edmundoab]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
for a video card?

why is that thing so expensive?... not even sli..

new product with 512MB on board memory.

 

[SOONER]

Originally posted by: edmundoab

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
for a video card?

why is that thing so expensive?... not even sli..

new product with 512MB on board memory.

You know you are on ATOT when a guy is considering prostituting himself and the geeks are discussing the merits of a video card.

 

[OulOat]

It's Friday and where the F is my update bump

 

[xcript]

Heh.. it'd really suck if sonz70 syringered us.

 

[suse920]

ITs frday i bet hes being banged as we speak....

 

[David Brent]

the saddest part of it all is...

he's paying 3x as much for twice the video memory, when he could pay 2x as much, get twice the video memory, and twice the video processing power. oh that, and he'll probably have an asshole the size of a mason jar.

 

[imported_takuma]

True but man I cant wait to find out what happens

 

[daclayman]

Originally posted by: David Brent
the saddest part of it all is...

he's paying 3x as much for twice the video memory, when he could pay 2x as much, get twice the video memory, and twice the video processing power. oh that, and he'll probably have an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Ack! He changed his mind (7th page...) (2) 256mb 6800Us in SLI and some Raptors. A previous poster thought that the Escorter was probably effeminate (a.k.a. a bottum) and wants to show off some manmeat. That means.... NO cornhole action for our ATOT hero. It might mean hold handsy, hugsy and possibly kissy but it'd be worth $400 if you can stomach some manspit. I'd have to get liquored up pretty good, however.

edit: <still shuddering>

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: suse920
ITs frday i bet hes being banged as we speak....

Gay bukake?

 

[flexy]

he's paying 3x as much for twice the video memory, when he could pay 2x as much, get twice the video memory, and twice the video processing power. oh that, and he'll probably have an asshole the size of a mason jar.

the more i follow this thread the more i think this thread is already a classic - maybe *THE* AT classic thread itself

 

[BigLar]

Enough to gag a maggot...:disgust:

Enjoy your sojurn down the Hershey Highway!

 

[TWills]

Guess we now know how the ladies feel in the Escort service biz...

 

[KeyserSoze]

He will NOT Syringer us. He better not. Otherwise there will be consequences and reprecussions. And your new title will be "ManWhore". (I vote that we go ahead and give him that name.)




KS

 

[sonz70]

Just got home.. I feel dirty..going to bed..will update tommorow.

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Just got home.. I feel dirty..going to bed..will update tommorow.

Oh noes you don't...you gotta update now.