Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[FreshPrince]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
1. dude is not paying for company, he's paying for your pole

They're going to a wedding. Do you think gay weddings involve mass orgies? It is quite likely the customer just wants a good looking escort to attend the wedding with.

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
4. if you don't mind giving them sex, know this rule: if money and sex come up in the same sentence, ABORT! Dude is popo, which means you may be bubba's bi@tch in jail. Either way, bring some lube for your ( o )

What is "popo"?

You need to understand that gay guys tend to prefer being either "top" or "bottom" in the act of anal sex. If I was hiring a virile hunk of hetero meat, I'd want him to "top" me, i.e., fvck me. I wouldn't be seeking to fvck him. His precious asshole would be perfectly safe and unviolated.

hmm...

1. I think I meant after the wedding...I don't think OP is gay anyways, just naive

4. popo = police as in, police will put him in jail, therefore he becomes bubba's new bi@tch, the rest of your comment = too much info for me

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Money is money plain and simple, Computer parts are expensive, I'm not going into this looking for Sex, at all. I told the lady at the time I won't do it. There are alot of legit Escort services out there, and I'm not going to bang a guy for 425$. Is there a price I will? sure, there always is a price for everything. Am I straight? yeah, but like I said, theres always a price. I'll see how Friday goes, I have another client Saturday who is female, she will probally want more, and I'll whore myself out than.

Technically, i believe what you told us is that you wouldn't have sex for money. You didn't say you wouldn't have sex for free.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: sonz70
Money is money plain and simple, Computer parts are expensive, I'm not going into this looking for Sex, at all. I told the lady at the time I won't do it. There are alot of legit Escort services out there, and I'm not going to bang a guy for 425$. Is there a price I will? sure, there always is a price for everything. Am I straight? yeah, but like I said, theres always a price. I'll see how Friday goes, I have another client Saturday who is female, she will probally want more, and I'll whore myself out than.

Technically, i believe what you told us is that you wouldn't have sex for money. You didn't say you wouldn't have sex for free.

I'm not going to have sex for free

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Originally posted by: tallest1
best thread in a long while. bump bump bump!

... more like "fap, fap, fap..."

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Landroval
I think it is cool you are gay enough to go to a gay wedding as a date.

fixed.

It's one thing if he was going with a gay friend, just as a friend...but he's SELLING HIMSELF TO A STRANGER.

No, I seriously think they guy will just be a date, as he is taking me to a social event, now, they lady on Saturday night, were going out for dinner and theatre.......

tell her about the guy you dated the night before

AHAHAHHAHHAH

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

..(snip)..

You may be interested to know that screwing an asshole can be more pleasurable than screwing a vagina, because the 'fit' is often tighter. (Some women are just too 'loose', it seems). Was that too much information?

:Q You bet your @ss that's TMI.

 

[David Brent]

that card is a waste of money. you could get 2 6800 ultras for that kind of money. (or wait for the next get 7xxx series)

one mo time!!

friday = ( . )

saturday = ( o )

LOL:laugh:

 

[Jenova314]

damn, that's going to be a tight-ass party!

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Jenova314
damn, that's going to be a tight-ass party!

*rimshot!*

 

[Geomagick]

Good luck!!

Worthy target though.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: David Brent
that card is a waste of money. you could get 2 6800 ultras for that kind of money. (or wait for the next get 7xxx series)

one mo time!!

friday = ( . )

saturday = ( o )

LOL:laugh:

alternatively,

friday = $

saturday = $$$

 

[Red Dawn]

I can't imagine whoring oneself out just for a stupid video card that won't be worth half it's value in 6 months. Hell I can't imagine whoring oneself out for anything.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I can't imagine whoring oneself out just for a stupid video card that won't be worth half it's value in 6 months. Hell I can't imagine whoring oneself out for anything.

any work you don't enjoy is whoring yourself, in my book.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: Jenova314
damn, that's going to be a tight-ass party!

actually, i dont think tight is the right word :Q

 

[notoriousformula]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: sonz70
3 nights of work

http://www.tigerdirect.ca/applications/...m-details.asp?EdpNo=1354222&CatId=1826

You Forgot Taxes

Viper GTS

ok...ok..4 nights for my dream card

The problem is you're going to need to learn to play on your computer standing up.

Sitting down may be a problem for a while.

LMAO!!!!!

 

[CrispyFried]

A lot of exectutive females have travel to the odd meeting and use the male escort for various reasons. Some reasons are: native guide, males dont hit on you, its expected etc. Not all are for sex but Im sure some find their way in there.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I can't imagine whoring oneself out just for a stupid video card that won't be worth half it's value in 6 months. Hell I can't imagine whoring oneself out for anything.

any work you don't enjoy is whoring yourself, in my book.

Well your book is not on my "To read' list.

 

[notoriousformula]

sorry i can't go over 23 pages..So he is going this friday?

I will check back on saturday afternoon LOL!

Best thread ever!!

 

[Kenazo]

this thread is hilarious.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Landroval
I think it is cool you are gay enough to go to a gay wedding as a date.

fixed.

It's one thing if he was going with a gay friend, just as a friend...but he's SELLING HIMSELF TO A STRANGER.

No, I seriously think they guy will just be a date, as he is taking me to a social event, now, they lady on Saturday night, were going out for dinner and theatre.......

Here's a movie you should get familiar with: The Man from Elysian Fields.
Just be glad Mick Jagger's not the one pimping you out.

 

[sonz70]

One day left.

Decided to skip that vid card and get 2 256 6800u SLI and 2 74GB Raptor HD's

 

[dabuddha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Get a 6600GT and stop being a Bench Whore (and a boi-toi).

 

[rsd]

Buy lube in bulk

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I can't imagine whoring oneself out just for a stupid video card that won't be worth half it's value in 6 months. Hell I can't imagine whoring oneself out for anything.

any work you don't enjoy is whoring yourself, in my book.

And what do you do for a living?