Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Two things:

A) OP is either bi-curious/bisexual/gay and in denial.

B) OP is either *very* naive or in denial about the job being about sex.

Customer will expect some type of sexual contact. If you can justify the contact for money (i.e. game-time decision) then you're definitely A.

If you are in shock and awe when Jefferson asks to see your Johnson, you are definitely B.

Best post of thread.

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Two things:

A) OP is either bi-curious/bisexual/gay and in denial.

B) OP is either *very* naive or in denial about the job being about sex.

Customer will expect some type of sexual contact. If you can justify the contact for money (i.e. game-time decision) then you're definitely A.

If you are in shock and awe when Jefferson asks to see your Johnson, you are definitely B.

Best post of thread.

incorrect see below

Originally posted by: rickn
sonz70 friday night

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sonz70 saturday morning

(_O_)

 

[Insomniak]

Difference between "best" and "most clarifying".

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: mchammer187

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Two things:

A) OP is either bi-curious/bisexual/gay and in denial.

B) OP is either *very* naive or in denial about the job being about sex.

Customer will expect some type of sexual contact. If you can justify the contact for money (i.e. game-time decision) then you're definitely A.

If you are in shock and awe when Jefferson asks to see your Johnson, you are definitely B.

Best post of thread.

incorrect see below

Originally posted by: rickn
sonz70 friday night

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sonz70 saturday morning

(_O_)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

[HappyFace]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Two things:

A) OP is either bi-curious/bisexual/gay and in denial.

B) OP is either *very* naive or in denial about the job being about sex.

Customer will expect some type of sexual contact. If you can justify the contact for money (i.e. game-time decision) then you're definitely A.

If you are in shock and awe when Jefferson asks to see your Johnson, you are definitely B.

sonz70, do you have a reply to this? You do realize nobody in their right mind would pay hundreds of $s for dinner with someone...

 

[jedimaster582]

put the update in the OP...n00b

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
If the OP makes $425 a night, how much does the client pay? The escort service company has to be taking their portion somewhere to be making money.

I believe they are taking it in the form of a free pink sock.



(If you don't know, don't ask.)

... I have no idea what that is...

Then by all means don't go look it up at http://www.urbandictionary.com

edit

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
If the OP makes $425 a night, how much does the client pay? The escort service company has to be taking their portion somewhere to be making money.

I believe they are taking it in the form of a free pink sock.



(If you don't know, don't ask.)

... I have no idea what that is...

Then by all means don't go look it up at http://www.urbandictionary.com

1. pink sock
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

You ruined it for everyone

 

[Toastedlightly]

now my mind's eye is crying.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Ok..update....


Well..that was interesting


I went to the interview...4 other guys were there aswell, 1 I knew.

We went in, nice clean place, she took us in the room 1 by 1. So my turn comes up and i go in.


She asks, would I ever take money for Sex, I said no. Would I mind going on a date with a guy, I said as long as no sex was invovled, than no. She asked me to take my shirt off (I did, sorry no pics ). Anyways, than she wanted me to do pushups? (uh, ok) so I did. When I stood up she said she was going to take a picture for my profile. So I flexed, she took the pic. She made me sighn a paper saying I would not offer sex for money, and would report if any customers did offer it. She asked what my preference was (I didn't clue in at first) than figured it out and told her Woman. She said 80% of there client base was man, and 20% females, would I be against going out with guys, I said no, as long as there was no sexual contact involved, she laughed and never answer? (that had me worried). Anyways, I'll be going out 3 nights a week for 350$ for woman and 425$ for man. First job is this Friday, after that I'll decide whether to keep it or not.


If anything..this will be one of those life experiences

any questions you guys have, just post and ask

You are FULL OF SH1T. This isn't how escorts work, even for men.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: rickn
sonz70 friday night

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sonz70 saturday morning

(_O_)

LMAO!!!!

 

[conjur]

The next JimmyJeff?

 

[da loser]

Originally posted by: Looney
You are FULL OF SH1T. This isn't how escorts work, even for men.

tell us how they work then mr. escort

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Remember, an ounce of Astroglide is worth a pound of Preparation-H.

- M4H

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Remember, an ounce of Astroglide is worth a pound of Preparation-H.

- M4H

lol

 

[PaidLess]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Pic

:evil:

ROFLLHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH ROFLCOPPTER!!!!

 

[PaidLess]

BUMP BUMP BUMP UDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!!

 

[desk]

Originally posted by: PaidLess
BUMP BUMP BUMP UDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!!

nothing is going down until friday....literally.

 

[kreactor]

hey maybe the date is Debra Messing and the OP is Dermot Mulroney tryin to drum up box office interest for The Wedding Date, rated pg 13

 

[z0mb13]

this could be very well fake..

 

[Mo0o]

Maybe you should find a more respectable profession, like selling drugs to kids, probably pays more.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Maybe you should find a more respectable profession, like selling drugs to kids, probably pays more.

I imagine drugs would pay more.

I could make it through lots of nights with ladies (even the old/fat/awkward/etc.) ones for $350 a night. Meeting up with Jefferson for $425, though... I don't think so. The 80% male clientel would have sent me out the interviewer's door.

Bi and gay guys would make a killing with this type of work!

Good luck sonz70. Do tell us how it goes.

 

[Ime]

I think this is fake, and we are going to get Syringered... but what the hell I subbed to the topic anyway!

 

[OulOat]

This thread is worth it's weight in gold. Free bumpage

 

[Shawn]

holy crap, this thread is hilarious!