Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

Page 10 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
Status
Not open for further replies.
A

aidanjm

Lifer
Aug 9, 2004
12,411
2
0
Be careful, sonz70, there are some crazy people out there. Don't drink anything you haven't purchased or prepared yourself:

"Schweickert told investigators that he and Lorenzo picked up Galehouse in a Tampa gay bar, took him Lorenzo's home where Galehouse was slipped a drug hidden in a drink, and when he was unable to resist, had sex with him. He then told police that Lorenzo held Galehouse in a "sleeper hold" until he passed out. When Lorenzo realized that Galehouse was dead, they dismembered his body, placed the parts in bags and drove discarded the remains in various trash bins throughout the Tampa area." Text


(I'm sure most of your customers will be fine, but then again, you can't be too careful)

 
R

RaiderJ

Diamond Member
Apr 29, 2001
7,582
1
76
10 years from now....

Reporter: "So, how did you become gay?"

sonz70: "To be honest, I was sucked into it!"



(10 bucks Mr. Jefferson will offer to get YOU off!)
 
DaTT

DaTT

Garage Moderator
Moderator
Feb 13, 2003
13,295
122
106
Originally posted by: RaiderJ
10 years from now....

Reporter: "So, how did you become gay?"

sonz70: "To be honest, I was sucked into it!"



(10 bucks Mr. Jefferson will offer to get YOU off!)
Click to expand...

I agree. He's gonna want a taste of the creamy filling.
 
C

CVSiN

Diamond Member
Jul 19, 2004
9,289
1
0
Originally posted by: sonz70
So, I have an interview at one next week, for part time. My question is, is it the same kind of shady work as female escort services? Or, if anyone here has ever been one, what can I expect? All they asked for was a picture of me, no resumee or anything and I got the interview.
Click to expand...

yes....
they expect you to have sex for money...
flat out..

Escort services are barely legal fronts for prostitution...
I know for a fact 2 of my friends (female) do it...
they make some serious cash though...
good looking girl brings home 1000 bucks a day on a good day... makes 200 bucks an hour..

PS if your good with a search engine you can find some "review sites" that will tell you exactly what services are provided by top escorts around the US
 
Aharami

Aharami

Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
21,205
165
106
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Be careful, sonz70, there are some crazy people out there. Don't drink anything you haven't purchased or prepared yourself:

"Schweickert told investigators that he and Lorenzo picked up Galehouse in a Tampa gay bar, took him Lorenzo's home where Galehouse was slipped a drug hidden in a drink, and when he was unable to resist, had sex with him. He then told police that Lorenzo held Galehouse in a "sleeper hold" until he passed out. When Lorenzo realized that Galehouse was dead, they dismembered his body, placed the parts in bags and drove discarded the remains in various trash bins throughout the Tampa area." Text


(I'm sure most of your customers will be fine, but then again, you can't be too careful)
Click to expand...

:shocked:
 
C

cain

Banned
Aug 1, 2003
2,512
0
0
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: sonz70
So, I have an interview at one next week, for part time. My question is, is it the same kind of shady work as female escort services? Or, if anyone here has ever been one, what can I expect? All they asked for was a picture of me, no resumee or anything and I got the interview.
Click to expand...

yes....
they expect you to have sex for money...
flat out..

Escort services are barely legal fronts for prostitution...
I know for a fact 2 of my friends (female) do it...
they make some serious cash though...
good looking girl brings home 1000 bucks a day on a good day... makes 200 bucks an hour..

PS if your good with a search engine you can find some "review sites" that will tell you exactly what services are provided by top escorts around the US
Click to expand...

i still don't see how all this circumvent aids/hiv, i mean do escorts get tested? or do they just spread that sh1t around.
 
G

gleong

Senior member
Oct 9, 1999
574
0
71
hehe this thread is great!

:beer: to Sonz70 for keeping us updated, but it would be nice if you could update the first post :)

 
Kelemvor

Kelemvor

Lifer
May 23, 2002
16,928
8
81
Originally posted by: gleong
hehe this thread is great!

:beer: to Sonz70 for keeping us updated, but it would be nice if you could update the first post :)
Click to expand...

Definitely.. Scrolling through all these posts is nuts.
 
M

mzkhadir

Diamond Member
Mar 6, 2003
9,509
1
76
Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Originally posted by: gleong
hehe this thread is great!

:beer: to Sonz70 for keeping us updated, but it would be nice if you could update the first post :)
Click to expand...

Definitely.. Scrolling through all these posts is nuts.
Click to expand...

but you wouldn't be laughing if you hadn't gone through all the posts
 
C

CVSiN

Diamond Member
Jul 19, 2004
9,289
1
0
Originally posted by: cain
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: sonz70
So, I have an interview at one next week, for part time. My question is, is it the same kind of shady work as female escort services? Or, if anyone here has ever been one, what can I expect? All they asked for was a picture of me, no resumee or anything and I got the interview.
Click to expand...

yes....
they expect you to have sex for money...
flat out..

Escort services are barely legal fronts for prostitution...
I know for a fact 2 of my friends (female) do it...
they make some serious cash though...
good looking girl brings home 1000 bucks a day on a good day... makes 200 bucks an hour..

PS if your good with a search engine you can find some "review sites" that will tell you exactly what services are provided by top escorts around the US
Click to expand...

i still don't see how all this circumvent aids/hiv, i mean do escorts get tested? or do they just spread that sh1t around.
Click to expand...

they use condoms and safe sex..
 
E

exilera

Senior member
Apr 12, 2005
940
0
0
Originally posted by: Smackem
Man, this would be a badass job.. I guess. Maybe a little emotionally damaging, but it would be tight to tell the storys to your buds.


I wonder if you got a std on the job if they are liable.
Probaly not, cause your job is not to 'fvck all the dirtleg girls that can't even get laid'
Click to expand...

I don't think anyone would pay to see you in your fire engine underwear, sorry kid.
 
I

Insomniak

Banned
Sep 11, 2003
4,836
0
0
Originally posted by: exilera
Originally posted by: Smackem
Man, this would be a badass job.. I guess. Maybe a little emotionally damaging, but it would be tight to tell the storys to your buds.


I wonder if you got a std on the job if they are liable.
Probaly not, cause your job is not to 'fvck all the dirtleg girls that can't even get laid'
Click to expand...

I don't think anyone would pay to see you in your fire engine underwear, sorry kid.
Click to expand...


Depends on the size of his hose.
 
B

broon

Diamond Member
Jun 5, 2002
3,660
1
81
I bet the OP loses his job after the first date. The customer will call and complain that the escort didn't perform as expected.

Or

He'll become a switch hitter.
 
H

Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
13,217
1
81
let me get this straight: you're going to take it up the a$$ from jefferson so you can buy an nvidia geforce 6800?

wow.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom