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codeyf

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I didn't see where he said he'd pitch/catch....I did see in his update where he noted how many times he said to the interviewer no cawk-on-cawk action....So i'm assuming that if he made a reference to "using protection" it would mean with the old granny after bingo...
 

JoeKing

Lifer
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be sure to stretch your mangina before you go out on your date.





and imagine 2 of your dream cards in sli :evil:
 

aiex

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To be honest for that sort of money i'd do it. Wonder how my English accent would go down.

One thing though, if i were you I'd make sure i had a discussion with the guy at the start of the nite to sort things out. To start with if your going to even look like some sort of data u need to agree certain facts like where u met etc. At that point i would explain to him that the date will end when the wedding ends and he shouldn't expect any 'quality time' with you. If he decides he may want more then end it before it even starts.


Ai3x :D
 

Kev

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Originally posted by: Insomniak
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Insomniak
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Anubis
dont you realize that the 512 6800u isnt that much faster then the 256 meg one, it does however cost 2x as much

every review ive seen of it basicially said you woudl have to be the biggest moron ever to actually buy one

actually, turning gay for a video card would probably contribute more to that "biggest moron ever" label

wow you guys are a bunch of homophobes, hes not turning gay,

i voted yes to this as it pays 400$ a job, i wouldent be buying the video card but its sweet money
he said he would be using protection, which means he is considering fvcking a man for a piece of computer equipment.

unless he meant by protection, that he planned on wearing a seatbelt.



Meh, and if he is, why should that make you insecure?

If you wouldn't do it - fine - neither would I. But last I checked, we're different individuals from the OP.

Wow. So I guess according to the logical whiz kids on anandtech, you can disagree with anyone about anything, but if its about them whoring themself out to a guy, then you're an insecure homophobe.

PS, if he was gay I wouldn't have even brought anything up. It's the fact that he is straight and considering doing this that perplexes me.


Eh, people whore themselves out across this country thousands of times per day. I don't really see it an issue I need to pay attention to, because it doesn't concern me.

I would also note that at this point I have not called you a homophobe at any juncture.

Anyway, again, maybe it confuses you, but why bother with the need to understand? Maybe he simply doesn't care, which, while it may be somewhat outside the standard social norms of this country, isn't neccesarily anything glaringly important?

It's not glaringly important, but it's what the entire thread is about, so I guess it's important to the topic at hand.

Oh and you didn't say it directly, but you did say "all the internet's latent homophobia has come pouring out"
 

Gimli43Orcs

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Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs
no straight guy would bang another guy for money...evar

STFU HOMOPHOBE!!11!1ONE

Hey moron, how does that mean im homophobe??
If a person does not believe in bestiality, does that mean he hates animals????

 

Piobaireachd

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Anubis
dont you realize that the 512 6800u isnt that much faster then the 256 meg one, it does however cost 2x as much

every review ive seen of it basicially said you woudl have to be the biggest moron ever to actually buy one

actually, turning gay for a video card would probably contribute more to that "biggest moron ever" label

wow you guys are a bunch of homophobes, hes not turning gay,

i voted yes to this as it pays 400$ a job, i wouldent be buying the video card but its sweet money


lol, sounds like you're a colon cowboy with a low self esteem.

We're homophobes and it's ok to be a hooker. :roll:
 

Insomniak

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Originally posted by: Kev
It's not glaringly important, but it's what the entire thread is about, so I guess it's important to the topic at hand.

Oh and you didn't say it directly, but you did say "all the internet's latent homophobia has come pouring out"


That's because some people in here blatantly are - I wouldn't put you in that group. But meh...again, I'm just waiting for Saturday for teh funnay.

 

Kev

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Dec 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs
no straight guy would bang another guy for money...evar

STFU HOMOPHOBE!!11!1ONE

Hey moron, how does that mean im homophobe??
If a person does not believe in bestiality, does that mean he hates animals????

I guess you didn't pick up the sarcasm.

Also, your bestiality analogy is stupid. (That's not sarcasm)
 

sao123

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May 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: bNeta86
The single greatest Shens thread of all time.

In Soviet Russia ... well crap - I cant think of anything worse than the escort being anally plundered. Ohh well - I'm enjoying the farse.


In Soviet Russia Gay F4G put his a$$ inside escorts d1ck.
I'm sure that would be much worse.
 

Ime

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May 3, 2001
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To answer the poll.

NO!

HELL NO!

FVCK THE HELL NO!

My a$$ is exit only!
 

Cristatus

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Oct 13, 2004
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tagged for later, so it doesn't get lost. this thread is absolutely high-larious! this thread can not get lost. EVAR!
 

mkahn5

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id NEVER inconvenience myself like that
enjoy your fvcking video card - hahahhaaaaha

IDIOT
 

RaiderJ

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Jefferson: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

sonz70: "Sure"

Jefferson: "Bend over and touch your toes. Feel my thumb in your @ss?"

son70: "Yup"

Jefferson: <stick hands out in front and waggles them> "Tada!"
 

mzkhadir

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Mar 6, 2003
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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Amazing what a nerd will do for a GFX card...

well, if nothing goes wrong, its easy money. Hopefully, he won't see anyone he knows there.
 

KingPhil

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Does the movie "Deuce Biggalo, Male Jiggalo" ring a bell?

Lucky for him they were all females....... looks like you better bring some KY with you on your hot night out with the "guys".......

That is pretty lame you would turn gay for a video card :) haha
 

blakeatwork

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Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs
no straight guy would bang another guy for money...evar

BS... for a billion dollars, I'd shag a guy, with a condom of course.

never say evAr.

 

SP33Demon

Lifer
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If it was for females, I'd do it. Guys, fck no. Esp for a video card, that's just lame.
 
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