Major emergency where I work

[OutHouse]

Wait a sec....fatties having to use the stairs en masse in Texas....massive earthquake on the opposite side of the earth....

:hmm:

shouldn't you be riding your bike in your thong??

 

[IcePickFreak]

Nobody called in fat for the day?

 

[Fausto]

shouldn't you be riding your bike in your thong??

Who says I'm not and I have an ipad velcroed to my handlebars?

 

[Fausto]

Nobody called in fat for the day?

It's called Adiposity Leave, you insensitive dick.

 

[Baked]

Your company's work productivity level just went from zero to -2.

 

[TechBoyJK]

We need short vids of fatties arriving at the top of the stairs.

"i think i can. i think i can. i think i can."

 

[FoBoT]

i think under the ADA they can use sick leave when that happens, not sure though

 

[jagec]

i think under the ADA they can use sick leave when that happens, not sure though

Wouldn't that only apply if your obesity had previously been certified as "disabling", in other words, you already have the handicapped parking pass or whatever?

IANAL, so I really don't know how that works.

 

[Fausto]

Sprinkle Chee-tos on the stairs and see if they move any faster.

 

[Texashiker]

I am surprised the heifers did not stop at the bottom of the stairs, call in sick, and go home.

 

[highland145]

I am surprised the heifers did not stop at the bottom of the stairs, call in sick, and go home.

That's funny. Wrong but funny.

 

[SZLiao214]

How big are these people. I'm a fatass but one stair of steps....wow.

 

[Lithium381]

i wonder if "lazy" is now covered by the ADA? It's a disease right?

 

[SandEagle]

i wonder if "lazy" is now covered by the ADA? It's a disease right?

the American Dental Association? :\

 

[Texashiker]

How big are these people. I'm a fatass but one stair of steps....wow.

I am willing to bet a couple are in the 250 - 300+ range.

 

[imagoon]

I am willing to bet a couple are in the 250 - 300+ range.

I'm 290 and do 8 flights....

Are the 300+ and 4ft 9?

 

[Texashiker]

I'm 290 and do 8 flights....

Are the 300+ and 4ft 9?

Probably couch potatoes