Major emergency where I work

[Texashiker]

The elevator is not working.

This means the fatties are going to have to use the stairs.

Good thing we have defib kits.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

That's good. Tell them, up to their face, to loose their weight.

 

[NetWareHead]

Better have some air freshener spray around. I used to work with a fat guy that would sweat unbelievably even in an air conditioned room. Damn that guy always stank so badly...

 

[manimal]

natural selection.

 

[Sinsear]

Lol

 

[Texashiker]

Whats sad, its only 1 set of stairs.

I thought a couple of people were going to pass out yesterday.

 

[highland145]

Whats sad, its only 1 set of stairs.

I thought a couple of people were going to pass out yesterday.

This should be a wake up call, seriously.

 

[dabuddha]

Better keep a fire extinguisher handy for all the thighs that will be rubbing against each other!

 

[kranky]

I have worked with some prima donnas who would have just insisted that someone move their desk down to the first floor.

 

[EvilYoda]

Go be the guy that just runs the stairs making comments like "whoops, lunch is still in the car!" "Hmmm, did I close my windows?" "have you seen my stapler?"

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

We have a person who during fire drills has to be taken down on this stair chair thingy. They sit on the chair, and managers have to ease this contraption down the stairs.

 

[nageov3t]

the elevators were out in my office today too

unfortunately, stairs aren't an option -- the stairwell doors open out but not in.

 

[imagoon]

Hrm, I consider myself a fattie and I randomly use the stairs to get to my 8th floor office... People actually pant and sweat for one flight?

 

[adairusmc]

That's good. Tell them, up to their face, to loose their weight.

How far should they loosen it?

 

[IronWing]

We don't even have an elevator. Not even a fire pole. It's a one story building but still.

 

[Fausto]

We need short vids of fatties arriving at the top of the stairs.

 

[brainhulk]

I would put up a sign "free donuts on the roof"

And then leave an empty box up there

 

[JulesMaximus]

Whats sad, its only 1 set of stairs.

I thought a couple of people were going to pass out yesterday.

They grow em big in Texas?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Not all fatasses suck at stairs.

 

[highland145]

Not all fatasses suck at stairs.

True. When I was 230+, my cardio was decent. I just ate/drank more that I was burning off.

 

[K1052]

They grow em big in Texas?

Visit Houston sometime. The most generously graded handicap ramp would cause about half of the population to start wheezing.

 

[zinfamous]

"But I like the stairs!"

 

[Slew Foot]

You should file assault charges on your employer

 

[Fausto]

You should file assault charges on your employer

I've already reported this to the National Fat Acceptance Task Force's hotline.

 

[Fausto]

Wait a sec....fatties having to use the stairs en masse in Texas....massive earthquake on the opposite side of the earth....

:hmm: