Maine Sea Goddess forced to give up crown

[dainthomas]

Ahh, I'd toke with her. I mean, err, I'd... well... anyways.

Seriously? Being seen with a "vape cigarette" is somehow verboten in that community? How backwards are they, really? Or does Maine law specify that you have to be 21 to vape? It's really stupid, if so.

Yeah, I didn't get that either.

I'm more surprised that Maine can find enough girls with all their teeth to even hold a pageant.

 

[DrunkenSano]

White dress is the true sea goddess

The Manatee King does not approve of your choice.