Lolo Jones - 29, hot, olympic runner.... virgin

[pelov]

Lovely face, trim body, but not that hot, she has no hooters period!...and seriously, who would want a 29 yr old virgin?...How much fun would that be?

Lots.

Slowly strip, whip your semi-flaccid weiner around like a helicopter get her really hot and bothered. Then when she decides that you're that special one who will be her first you put your pants on, call her a slut and walk out on her.

 

[Fritzo]

I'd put my pole in her vault.

...required sexual response joke complete...
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[Zeze]

Lots.

Slowly strip, whip your semi-flaccid weiner around like a helicopter get her really hot and bothered. Then when she decides that you're that special one who will be her first you put your pants on, call her a slut and walk out on her.

wut.

 

[dank69]

wut.

I think he just forget to mention the part about secretly recording it and putting it on youtube and linking to it on her wall.

 

[pelov]

wut.

Would you sleep with the first virgin slut that goes for your cock after you wave it around her face? I know I wouldn't.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Would you sleep with the first virgin slut that goes for your cock after you wave it around her face? I know I wouldn't.

Virgin wut? You's a sillyhead.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Would you sleep with the first virgin slut that goes for your cock after you wave it around her face? I know I wouldn't.

Virgin wut? You's a sillyhead.

That's a misogynist if I ever read one.

Sucks for you pelov that women hate you so your only recourse is to hate them back.

 

[pelov]

Yes, but only if you promise to take every comment I make on these forums from this day forth as 100% accurate and true.

 

[zephyrprime]

She's probably just really into supreme athletes who get all the girls they want, which leaves her out to dry.

Yeah pretty much. I knew a girl who was a 26 yo virgin. She had met other religious guy virgins before because they were too nerdy. Well guess what? Every guy who's willing to put up with a mature virgin girl is going to be like that or be a virgin himself. Welcome to reality.

I actually doubt her standards are as high as you state. However, her standards would have to be way way way lower to put up with the actual guys that would be willing to date a 29 yo without having sex.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I'd put my pole in her vault.

...required sexual response joke complete...
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Excellent pun :thumbsup:

 

[Ausm]

virgin... righhhtttttttt

^^

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Sad that this HAS to be news. HBO probably did it to generate ratings. When you have to sensationalize someone's choices in life, be it good or bad, shows how much 'depth' your programming has.

Now let me watch Dance Mom's in peace, will ya?

 

[Sephire]

Reserved for Tebow.

 

[OutHouse]

do not want. damaged goods.

 

[dmcowen674]

do not want. damaged goods.

damaged how?

 

[FoBoT]

Now let me watch Dance Mom's in peace, will ya?

Toddlers and Tiaras is way better

 

[xSauronx]

damaged how?

batshit crazy.