Lolo Jones - 29, hot, olympic runner.... virgin

[AFurryReptile]

Eh.. it's almost an epidemic in the church. Many of the kids who are saving themself for marriage get this idea they are saving themselves for some perfect mate God has waiting for them. True or not, their expectations of a perfect mate leave them dismissing every possible partner they come across because they don't fit some perfect mold they've created for themselves. When the entire point is that God is supposed to know you better than you know yourself and he'll put your mate in your life when you are ready, the idea of waiting for someone who fits a mold YOU created, leaves people with no choice but to dismiss every person they meet.

This, exactly. I spent the first 22 years of my life this way. I dated a bit, sure, but I was extremely picky and expected perfection from everyone. I wasn't happy because I couldn't find that "perfect person."

Fuck religion, and its rules. No longer do I go into a conversation pre-judging everyone I meet, dating itself is just less stressful now. Best thing I ever did was denouncing the god of an old book written by anonymous sheep-herders.

 

[sdifox]

You know how I know you're a pedo?

fine, retired gymnast...

 

[adlep]

Lolo gal is stunning. Too bad for a such a stance on a sex. You live only once. Enjoy it while it lasts...

 

[Zedtom]

She can have strong moral values but the jock mentality is what guides her life. Anyone or anything that might interfere with her exercise regimen, or even worse- distract her from her athletic goals... well, they're to be dismissed and avoided.

She is in love with her own body, and she does not want to share.

 

[BladeVenom]

She is in love with her own body, and she does not want to share.

Or too picky, or too prudish.

She says it religion, but the religious thing to do is to get married and have children.

 

[sandorski]

Eh.. it's almost an epidemic in the church. Many of the kids who are saving themself for marriage get this idea they are saving themselves for some perfect mate God has waiting for them. True or not, their expectations of a perfect mate leave them dismissing every possible partner they come across because they don't fit some perfect mold they've created for themselves. When the entire point is that God is supposed to know you better than you know yourself and he'll put your mate in your life when you are ready, the idea of waiting for someone who fits a mold YOU created, leaves people with no choice but to dismiss every person they meet.

That's more than likely why this chick is still a virgin and single at her age. She's had unrealistic expectations about her future husband and now she finds herself at an age where it's practically unnatural to be a virgin and most people's gut reaction is that something is wrong with her. WHy has a girl that beautiful and athletic failed to find a mate? What's wrong with her?

What's wrong with her is she's too fricking picky.

This, exactly. I spent the first 22 years of my life this way. I dated a bit, sure, but I was extremely picky and expected perfection from everyone. I wasn't happy because I couldn't find that "perfect person."

Fuck religion, and its rules. No longer do I go into a conversation pre-judging everyone I meet, dating itself is just less stressful now. Best thing I ever did was denouncing the god of an old book written by anonymous sheep-herders.

Indeed. Nice summation Techboy. :thumbsup:

 

[dmcowen674]

Lolo Jones - 29, hot, olympic runner.... virgin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...mpic-hurdling-star-boyfriend-shes-virgin.html

would. smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash.

She must think the guys of ATOT elbows are too pointy which is why she is a virgin.

 

[goog40]

fine, retired gymnast...

Gymnasts are the ultimate trap. A lot of them gain a ton of weight after they stop competing. May be true for many athletes, but it's worse for gymnasts since they usually retire before their 20th birthday.

 

[sdifox]

Gymnasts are the ultimate trap. A lot of them gain a ton of weight after they stop competing. May be true for many athletes, but it's worse for gymnasts since they usually retire before their 20th birthday.

They are very flexible ()

 

[Via]

This article gives a good perspective on the whole deal:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sport...about-the-jones-girl-20120523,0,821727.column

 

[PlasmaBomb]

The model Olympic hurdling star who can't find a boyfriend - because she's a virgin

I'm willing to help her find a boyfriend... :sneaky:

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Run for your life, It's a trap, could be a tranny.
Lolo is a male name, why didn't they name "it" Lola? D:

Looks at avatar, goes !?! Quagmire would ask "pre-op or post-op?"

 

[Imp]

She can have strong moral values but the jock mentality is what guides her life. Anyone or anything that might interfere with her exercise regimen, or even worse- distract her from her athletic goals... well, they're to be dismissed and avoided.

She is in love with her own body, and she does not want to share.

I only know one "super psycho athlete" (great sample size) and she's either very insecure or very narcissistic. Sloot brags about getting nailed by married men, getting tans, doing her 20k runs a day, etc. She also probably weighs 80-90lb at 5'4", so very very very thin. Life/weekends revolve around track meets/ something-thons.

 

[shortylickens]

From Louisiana?
I dont think so. Those girls start fucking at 13.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Gymnast ()

I like tacos that pop. (brownie points for those who get the reference).

 

[Miramonti]

Run for your life, It's a trap, could be a tranny.
Lolo is a male name, why didn't they name "it" Lola? D:

If you have testicles, render them immediately to a dude who will use them appropriately, because they obviously ain't workin' right on you.

 

[0roo0roo]

pretty easy to assume she puts guys through too much to be worth the bother.

 

[bolomite]

I like tacos that pop. (brownie points for those who get the reference).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I think she is a lovely woman and a lot of the posts in this thread about her are distasteful and gratuitously cruel.

That being said, I would be very wary of a 29-year-old virgin, regardless of the reasons she gives for keeping her virginity, because in my experience no human who is emotionally well can or will refrain from having sex until that age. Still, I'd be happy to discuss it with her over a martini or two!

 

[Bignate603]

Or she's had the herp from birth and her vag is a scabby bloody mess.

You're just jealous because she is celibate by choice instead of from a lack of willing partners.

 

[ioni]

Whenever I see an OK looking person who is still a virgin at such a late age I wonder...
Which STD they inherited at birth?
What family member molested them?

Or they're a SAP.

 

[DigDog]

She's a lesbian. No way that piece of ass hasn't been smashed yet. Or maybe she just likes it in the butt.

something along these lines.

there was a girl i knew in college who was a bomb, yet she was a christian and believed in staying a virgin until marriage. However, her idea of virginity was "not in the vag"
So everything else was game.

 

[gorcorps]

Would never turn her down, but I think her bigger problem is not having any chest to speak of.

Poor thing

 

[xSauronx]

Would nail the living crap out of!

for a one off....but i wouldnt want to date her, either. shes probably batshit nuts.

/i know a 25 year old virgin and shes too god damn crazy for anyone in this circle to be able to find anyone to bone her

 

[Bateluer]

Any guy that wouldn't call her back is an idiot. She smoking hot and an Olympic grade runner. You'd be a fool to pass on that.