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ok, it isnt a lame or corny one-liner that you traditionally read about or hear in commercials. it isnt like ultra-catchy and you probably wont ever want to use it for your next girlfriend, but at the time, it was what i needed to say in order to finally win her over.
i had a few girlfriends before her, but none of them were all that serious and i didnt like them enough to stay in the relationship longer than a month or two. this girl was different though...i really fell for her and i wasnt sure what to say to her since i was still a bit inexperienced with this sort of thing. so we were driving around and i needed to use her phone, so i looked through her purse for it (she told me to, so back off) and i found a notecard with lipstick on it. i pulled it out and just had the question mark look on my face. she said "i won the most kissable lips contest at JC Penny." thats true by the way...1400 applicants and she won :lips: she has basically perfect lips when she puckers up..its like as perfect as a cartoon drawing.
anyway, we stopped in front of my house and as we were about to get out, i realized this was the last time i would see her for a week, and if i was going to get it over with and just talk to her about our relationship, it needed to be right then. she had never kissed a guy, and i knew that, so it made me even more nervous. i thought good segway into the conversation would be right after she got done talking about her most kissable lips, and it was timed perfectly because she put the car in park and she finished her sentence (man i about sh!t my pants right then). i looked over at her and said "im sorry but i cant really tell how kissable they are unless i get to try them out." she giggled and i leaned over and stuck my tongue down her throat. it was great. after that, it was very weird, so i scrambled for something to say and came up with this: "over the past few weeks, you went from being just a friend, to a good friend, and then recently to being my best friend, but i would like it to be more than that." so she giggled again (she always does that, even to this day) and i kissed her for another couple minutes haha.
sorry if that was a let down
i never meant to get it all hyped up and make you guys want to hear it...i just threw it in there because i still tease her about her most kissable lips.
edit: divided it up for easier read even though it wasnt hard to begin with...
i had a few girlfriends before her, but none of them were all that serious and i didnt like them enough to stay in the relationship longer than a month or two. this girl was different though...i really fell for her and i wasnt sure what to say to her since i was still a bit inexperienced with this sort of thing. so we were driving around and i needed to use her phone, so i looked through her purse for it (she told me to, so back off) and i found a notecard with lipstick on it. i pulled it out and just had the question mark look on my face. she said "i won the most kissable lips contest at JC Penny." thats true by the way...1400 applicants and she won :lips: she has basically perfect lips when she puckers up..its like as perfect as a cartoon drawing.
anyway, we stopped in front of my house and as we were about to get out, i realized this was the last time i would see her for a week, and if i was going to get it over with and just talk to her about our relationship, it needed to be right then. she had never kissed a guy, and i knew that, so it made me even more nervous. i thought good segway into the conversation would be right after she got done talking about her most kissable lips, and it was timed perfectly because she put the car in park and she finished her sentence (man i about sh!t my pants right then). i looked over at her and said "im sorry but i cant really tell how kissable they are unless i get to try them out." she giggled and i leaned over and stuck my tongue down her throat. it was great. after that, it was very weird, so i scrambled for something to say and came up with this: "over the past few weeks, you went from being just a friend, to a good friend, and then recently to being my best friend, but i would like it to be more than that." so she giggled again (she always does that, even to this day) and i kissed her for another couple minutes haha.
sorry if that was a let down
i never meant to get it all hyped up and make you guys want to hear it...i just threw it in there because i still tease her about her most kissable lips.edit: divided it up for easier read even though it wasnt hard to begin with...
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
ok, it isnt a lame or corny one-liner that you traditionally read about or hear in commercials. it isnt like ultra-catchy and you probably wont ever want to use it for your next girlfriend, but at the time, it was what i needed to say in order to finally win her over. i had a few girlfriends before her, but none of them were all that serious and i didnt like them enough to stay in the relationship longer than a month or two. this girl was different though...i really fell for her and i wasnt sure what to say to her since i was still a bit inexperienced with this sort of thing. so we were driving around and i needed to use her phone, so i looked through her purse for it (she told me to, so back off) and i found a notecard with lipstick on it. i pulled it out and just had the question mark look on my face. she said "i won the most kissable lips contest at JC Penny." thats true by the way...1400 applicants and she won :lips: she has basically perfect lips when she puckers up..its like as perfect as a cartoon drawing. anyway, we stopped in front of my house and as we were about to get out, i realized this was the last time i would see her for a week, and if i was going to get it over with and just talk to her about our relationship, it needed to be right then. she had never kissed a guy, and i knew that, so it made me even more nervous. i thought good segway into the conversation would be right after she got done talking about her most kissable lips, and it was timed perfectly because she put the car in park and she finished her sentence (man i about sh!t my pants right then). i looked over at her and said "im sorry but i cant really tell how kissable they are unless i get to try them out." she giggled and i leaned over and stuck my tongue down her throat. it was great. after that, it was very weird, so i scrambled for something to say and came up with this: "over the past few weeks, you went from being just a friend, to a good friend, and then recently to being my best friend, but i would like it to be more than that." so she giggled again (she always does that, even to this day) and i kissed her for another couple minutes haha.
sorry if that was a let down
Good, heartwarming story
Now step away from the blow-up doll
LOL. MrDudeMan stop being so apologetic. I thought the story was pretty good! It was the perfect line for that moment.
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
ok, it isnt a lame or corny one-liner that you traditionally read about or hear in commercials. it isnt like ultra-catchy and you probably wont ever want to use it for your next girlfriend, but at the time, it was what i needed to say in order to finally win her over. i had a few girlfriends before her, but none of them were all that serious and i didnt like them enough to stay in the relationship longer than a month or two. this girl was different though...i really fell for her and i wasnt sure what to say to her since i was still a bit inexperienced with this sort of thing. so we were driving around and i needed to use her phone, so i looked through her purse for it (she told me to, so back off) and i found a notecard with lipstick on it. i pulled it out and just had the question mark look on my face. she said "i won the most kissable lips contest at JC Penny." thats true by the way...1400 applicants and she won :lips: she has basically perfect lips when she puckers up..its like as perfect as a cartoon drawing. anyway, we stopped in front of my house and as we were about to get out, i realized this was the last time i would see her for a week, and if i was going to get it over with and just talk to her about our relationship, it needed to be right then. she had never kissed a guy, and i knew that, so it made me even more nervous. i thought good segway into the conversation would be right after she got done talking about her most kissable lips, and it was timed perfectly because she put the car in park and she finished her sentence (man i about sh!t my pants right then). i looked over at her and said "im sorry but i cant really tell how kissable they are unless i get to try them out." she giggled and i leaned over and stuck my tongue down her throat. it was great. after that, it was very weird, so i scrambled for something to say and came up with this: "over the past few weeks, you went from being just a friend, to a good friend, and then recently to being my best friend, but i would like it to be more than that." so she giggled again (she always does that, even to this day) and i kissed her for another couple minutes haha.
sorry if that was a let down
:Q
This can't be the Tony I know!
That actuatly was a pretty smooth line, corny, but it got the job done.Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
ok, it isnt a lame or corny one-liner that you traditionally read about or hear in commercials. it isnt like ultra-catchy and you probably wont ever want to use it for your next girlfriend, but at the time, it was what i needed to say in order to finally win her over. i had a few girlfriends before her, but none of them were all that serious and i didnt like them enough to stay in the relationship longer than a month or two. this girl was different though...i really fell for her and i wasnt sure what to say to her since i was still a bit inexperienced with this sort of thing. so we were driving around and i needed to use her phone, so i looked through her purse for it (she told me to, so back off) and i found a notecard with lipstick on it. i pulled it out and just had the question mark look on my face. she said "i won the most kissable lips contest at JC Penny." thats true by the way...1400 applicants and she won :lips: she has basically perfect lips when she puckers up..its like as perfect as a cartoon drawing. anyway, we stopped in front of my house and as we were about to get out, i realized this was the last time i would see her for a week, and if i was going to get it over with and just talk to her about our relationship, it needed to be right then. she had never kissed a guy, and i knew that, so it made me even more nervous. i thought good segway into the conversation would be right after she got done talking about her most kissable lips, and it was timed perfectly because she put the car in park and she finished her sentence (man i about sh!t my pants right then). i looked over at her and said "im sorry but i cant really tell how kissable they are unless i get to try them out." she giggled and i leaned over and stuck my tongue down her throat. it was great. after that, it was very weird, so i scrambled for something to say and came up with this: "over the past few weeks, you went from being just a friend, to a good friend, and then recently to being my best friend, but i would like it to be more than that." so she giggled again (she always does that, even to this day) and i kissed her for another couple minutes haha.
sorry if that was a let down
JulesMaximus
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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
ok, it isnt a lame or corny one-liner that you traditionally read about or hear in commercials. it isnt like ultra-catchy and you probably wont ever want to use it for your next girlfriend, but at the time, it was what i needed to say in order to finally win her over. i had a few girlfriends before her, but none of them were all that serious and i didnt like them enough to stay in the relationship longer than a month or two. this girl was different though...i really fell for her and i wasnt sure what to say to her since i was still a bit inexperienced with this sort of thing. so we were driving around and i needed to use her phone, so i looked through her purse for it (she told me to, so back off) and i found a notecard with lipstick on it. i pulled it out and just had the question mark look on my face. she said "i won the most kissable lips contest at JC Penny." thats true by the way...1400 applicants and she won :lips: she has basically perfect lips when she puckers up..its like as perfect as a cartoon drawing. anyway, we stopped in front of my house and as we were about to get out, i realized this was the last time i would see her for a week, and if i was going to get it over with and just talk to her about our relationship, it needed to be right then. she had never kissed a guy, and i knew that, so it made me even more nervous. i thought good segway into the conversation would be right after she got done talking about her most kissable lips, and it was timed perfectly because she put the car in park and she finished her sentence (man i about sh!t my pants right then). i looked over at her and said "im sorry but i cant really tell how kissable they are unless i get to try them out." she giggled and i leaned over and stuck my tongue down her throat. it was great. after that, it was very weird, so i scrambled for something to say and came up with this: "over the past few weeks, you went from being just a friend, to a good friend, and then recently to being my best friend, but i would like it to be more than that." so she giggled again (she always does that, even to this day) and i kissed her for another couple minutes haha.
sorry if that was a let down
Sure way to get no one to read your post. Make it one huge paragraph.
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