lol @ my poem skillz...girlfriend is going to think i am a moron..update: one-liner at bottom

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azazyel

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I am reminded of something Mike Myers once said in "So, I married an axe murderer". Oh, what was it.....oh yeah, "this poem sucks." Sorry man but that was hard to read through.
 

AEnigmaWI

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you should try this one instead:

Let not my love be call'd idolatry,
Nor my beloved as an idol show,
Since all alike my songs and praises be
To one, of one, still such, and ever so.
Kind is my love to-day, to-morrow kind,
Still constant in a wondrous excellence;
Therefore my verse to constancy confined,
One thing expressing, leaves out difference.
'Fair, kind and true' is all my argument,
'Fair, kind, and true' varying to other words;
And in this change is my invention spent,
Three themes in one, which wondrous scope affords.
'Fair, kind, and true,' have often lived alone,
Which three till now never kept seat in one.

---Sonnet 105
 

AEnigmaWI

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or this one... it's more accessible but still deep enough to be good.

if i love You
(thickness means
worlds inhabited by roamingly
stern bright faeries

if you love
me) distance is mind carefully
luminous with innumerable gnomes
Of complete dream

if we love each (shyly)
other, what clouds do or Silently
Flowers resembles beauty
less than our breathing

--ee cummings
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: azazyel
I am reminded of something Mike Myers once said in "So, I married an axe murderer". Oh, what was it.....oh yeah, "this poem sucks." Sorry man but that was hard to read through.

lol normally i would argue but i didnt write this to win an award. it was just some funny stuff me and her have been through together and to her it will be special but funny and stupid at the same time. it is hard to read, i will give you that, because it isnt really in any form. i tried to do that, but it didnt make a whole lot of sense and didnt really get the point across. plus, it took me 10 minutes to get it into a workable format, and it was late at night, so i was too tired to fix it.

dont think i am so stupid that i cant rhyme...take into consideration the particular circumstances :)
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: datalink7
still waiting on that badass one liner....

:Q it is kind of embarassing...moreso than this poem. not sure if i want to open myself up to the critical minds of ATOT. it was good for the moment and worked exactly how i wanted it to, but i dunno if it would sound all that great used otherwise...ill think about it :eek:
 

lancestorm

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: lancestorm
WHAT WAS THE FRIGGIN ONE-LINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:( all this pressure...trying to resist peer pressure


You *KNOW* you want to tell us. You're dying to.... yup. Sure are. Go ahead. Click Reply :).
 

boomdart

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Birds fly in the wind
The wind submits to the east
Fu__ing butterflies

I am Godzilla
No one respects me at all
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp

I am a Petal
I hate flapping in the wind
God Da__ Butterflies

A conspiracy
Emitting Radiation
Cell phones will kill us

Take on anyone
You know you can do it well
You're headstrong, dummy!

Tall grass grows cleanly
Each blade living a fresh life
My car parks on top!

Looking through some glass
Through the pane I can see, a
horde of killer bees!

I made up the last four right now... The rest are mine too.

Copyright James Garrin ^_^
 

PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: boomdart
Birds fly in the wind
The wind submits to the east
Fu__ing butterflies

I am Godzilla
No one respects me at all
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp

I am a Petal
I hate flapping in the wind
God Da__ Butterflies

A conspiracy
Emitting Radiation
Cell phones will kill us

Take on anyone
You know you can do it well
You're headstrong, dummy!

Tall grass grows cleanly
Each blade living a fresh life
My car parks on top!

Looking through some glass
Through the pane I can see, a
horde of killer bees!

I made up the last four right now... The rest are mine too.

Copyright James Garrin ^_^

LMAO. I loved some of those. :D

MrDudeMan..what's the line you used?? Inquiring minds wanna know. :p
 

azazyel

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My favorite one liner...

"Those clothes look very becoming on you, but of course if I was on you I'd be cumming too"
 

azazyel

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I love being a guy and I have to say
that I thank god for it everyday.

I don't cry at movies, I don't shed a tear.
When I am home alone I have no fear.
I don't jump at any little noise.
I can see a spider and keep my poise.

I can drink a 6 pack and still think clear.
Well, clear enough to drink more beer.
And when I feel a little gas.
I just smile and let it pass.

Modesty means nothing to me.
I'll show my ass for all to see.
And when it's myself I want to enjoy
I will never ever need a toy

 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Magnum375
Sorry man but that's weak as hell

LOL it is amusing how stupid people are. did you read anything i said right before the poem?
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you are an idiot. thanks for making my day better :D