lol - kitty incest

[spidey07]

LOL - brother/sister kitty both fixed of course and about 10 years old. The female got up and started meowing intently...sounding similar to a cat in heat. Male jumps up from where he was sitting, runs full speed to his sister and frickin mounts her, bites her neck and tries to do the deed.

I've seem him lay on top of her and knead and lick her. Just thought he was being affectionate as she didn't mind. Now I know what's up.

I feel so dirty.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

someone will ask for pics soon enough, let me jump the gun and just ask for videos

 

[theprodigalrebel]

:laugh:

 

[randay]

I'm posting this with one hand!

 

[Electric Amish]

I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

Nope. Contrary to popular belief, offspring from related persons don't always exhibit deformations.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: randay
I'm posting this with one hand!

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: randay
I'm posting this with one hand!

Great, you just killed a kitten :roll:.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I had a female siamese who had a second litter of kittens with one of the kittens from her first litter.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a female siamese who had a second litter of kittens with one of the kittens from her first litter.

Isn't that like an infinite recurssive loop? f'ed up right there.

 

[tfcmasta97]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a female siamese who had a second litter of kittens with one of the kittens from her first litter.

Isn't that like an infinite recurssive loop? f'ed up right there.

damned hillbilly cats

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a female siamese who had a second litter of kittens with one of the kittens from her first litter.

:Q

 

[postmortemIA]

bump

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a female siamese who had a second litter of kittens with one of the kittens from her first litter.

:Q

Its not the kitten's fault that Jules isn't providing the needed amount of pussies.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"Yes, your thoughts betray you... Especially for... sister."

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

Nope. Contrary to popular belief, offspring from related persons don't always exhibit deformations.

yea you can survive it once pretty easy, but if you do it generation after generation like royals then the defects pile up and it goes to sh*t.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

Nope. Contrary to popular belief, offspring from related persons don't always exhibit deformations.

Yup, it usually takes a few generations before insanity and all that becomes common.

Edit: Look at this guy and then look at his ancestry thing. I'm giving a to whoever can explain it to me. I've figured that he had two sets of great-grandparents (instead of the usual four) but after that I got lost. Suffice it to say, his family tree resembles a stick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_I_of_Austria

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

Nope. Contrary to popular belief, offspring from related persons don't always exhibit deformations.

Yup, it usually takes a few generations before insanity and all that becomes common.

Edit: Look at this guy and then look at his ancestry thing. I'm giving a to whoever can explain it to me. I've figured that he had two sets of great-grandparents (instead of the usual four) but after that I got lost. Suffice it to say, his family tree resembles a stick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_I_of_Austria

Francis I's son and daughter marry Charles III's son and daughter.

Those two families have a son and daughter who get married (cousins). Those cousins have Ferdinand I.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

Nope. Contrary to popular belief, offspring from related persons don't always exhibit deformations.

Yup, it usually takes a few generations before insanity and all that becomes common.

Edit: Look at this guy and then look at his ancestry thing. I'm giving a to whoever can explain it to me. I've figured that he had two sets of great-grandparents (instead of the usual four) but after that I got lost. Suffice it to say, his family tree resembles a stick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_I_of_Austria

Francis I's son and daughter marry Charles III's son and daughter.

Those two families have a son and daughter who get married (cousins). Those cousins have Ferdinand I.

I still didn't follow that but perhaps I will in the morning. Regardless, I'm a man of my word

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a female siamese who had a second litter of kittens with one of the kittens from her first litter.

:Q

mutherf*cker

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I have 4 more cats thanks to a brother/sister encounter before I got them fixed... :/

Didn't they come out with like 2 heads and 8 legs and stuff?

Nope. Contrary to popular belief, offspring from related persons don't always exhibit deformations.

Yup, it usually takes a few generations before insanity and all that becomes common.

Edit: Look at this guy and then look at his ancestry thing. I'm giving a to whoever can explain it to me. I've figured that he had two sets of great-grandparents (instead of the usual four) but after that I got lost. Suffice it to say, his family tree resembles a stick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_I_of_Austria

Francis I's son and daughter marry Charles III's son and daughter.

Those two families have a son and daughter who get married (cousins). Those cousins have Ferdinand I.

I still didn't follow that but perhaps I will in the morning. Regardless, I'm a man of my word

Maybe this diagram will help

You were correct initially, only two sets of grandparents instead of 4. Now, I'm going to eat that cookie and I'm going to enjoy it.

EDIT: I'm not sure about the rest of the family tree, but the only incest going on seems to be between his parents (first cousins).

Pretend you have a sister. You and your sister get married to another brother and sister. Now, your son and your sister's daughter get married and have a kid (Ferdinand)

 

[Jeff7]

The concept of incest being wrong is a human construct. In nature, it may lead to genetic abnormalities after a few generations of inbreeding, in which case, the tendancy to inbreed dies along with those who die of birth defects.

And hell, they probably don't really keep track of who is related.

 

[Ruptga]

Kelvrick, that picture was exactly what I needed

As for incest=bad being a silly human construct, you go right on with that, I'll let ol' Ferdi speak for himself. "I am the King of Austria, and will have dumplings." :laugh: :laugh:



(In case you didn't know, that's reputedly the only intelligible complete sentence he uttered in his life.)

 

[dj2004]

Eh, I let my female (mother cat) and male (her kitten) mate all the time then just sell their babies for $400 each. Good thing about cats is that it is hard to tell if they are retarded or not since they are already stupid to begin with. Now if they start coming out deformed then no more babies for them...