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Shockwave

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
No pics....although I did use it to kill ONE BIG FSCKING BEAR and i may have a pic of me holding it over bear.
I will start looking through albums :p
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Now bear hunting I'd like to try!!
Yeah, I'd much prefer pics of the guns to your paperwork ;)
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It's real easy, you just throw the bear a cartidge, keys, and lighter and let nature take its course.
Despite the fact that you couldn't take possession of or handle a firearm in Canada, you should try hunting up here sometime.
We have the most unspoiled wilderness in the world.
The hunting varies greatly from coast to coast and our game is generally much bigger, especially deer and bear.
Does America even have Moose?
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Eh, I think I'd prefer the Bowie knife on my bear as opposed to your crazy Canadian tactics.
I'd like to hunt Canada sometime. Its in the schedule planner, for like 2030 or sometime around there. They probably wont let me in though, fearing an American Invasion when I show up with my gun ;)
Yes, America has moose.
 
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AIWGuru

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I'd like to hunt Canada sometime
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You used the word "eh" in your last post. You're well on your way. Now learn proper gun and ammo handling techniques and we'll let you in ;)
BTW: bowie knife against bear (at least Canadian bear) = one dead hunter.
 
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Shockwave

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
I'd like to hunt Canada sometime
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You used the word "eh" in your last post. You're well on your way. Now learn proper gun and ammo handling techniques and we'll let you in ;)
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You mean I gotta try n act safe up there? Man, no wonder your dollar is worth so much less, you guys dont live on the edge and play risky..... :p
 
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I hear they hunt bears over bait up there in Canada and it's legal. Is that true?

KK
 
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AIWGuru

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Originally posted by: KK
I hear they hunt bears over bait up there in Canada and it's legal. Is that true?

KK
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Depends what type of bear and where. I have seen a bear get bait from 40ft up. BIG bear.
I think some of our bear stand 15' tall on their hind legs. Our northern black bears are basically warm-weather polar bears. Polar bears actually have black skin under their white fur.
I had recieved some concern about hunting bear with "only" a 256 newton due to their ridiculously thick hides and mass. Lethal shots are tough.
Differences between 'marican and 'nadian bear:

Canadian:
males 8 - 11 feet long (not counting legs)
males sometimes over 1000 pounds
world's biggest bears
black skin

American:
about 5 - 6 feet long
usually between 200 - 300 pounds
smallest bears of North America
can be black, brown (cinnamon bear), creamy white (spirit or Kermode bear), or gray-blue (glacier bear)
 
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brxndxn

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Originally posted by: thirtythree
at least you didn't die.
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lol... "OH sh!t, I ruined a beer when I dropped it to get out of the way of a falling piano! Is there any way to fix it?"
 
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Mookow

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
I bet our bears' penises are bigger too...
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The only reason I can see that you would care about that is if you are a bearfscker. Actually, to be precise... bear-fscked. :p

And we have some grizzlies that are just a tad over 300lbs.
 
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AIWGuru

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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
I bet our bears' penises are bigger too...
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The only reason I can see that you would care about that is if you are a bearfscker. Actually, to be precise... bear-fscked. :p

And we have some grizzlies that are just a tad over 300lbs.
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I think it's an average range.
I don't think a few big ones are going to make up the difference from 300-1000 lbs :p
 
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Mookow

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
We also have Celine Dion. No one's shot her yet but we're all trying very hard.
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So when we borrowed your snipers for Afganistan we removed everyone who had a shred of marksmanship from Canada, huh? Personally I think we should nuke you guys in retaliation for Celine Dion.... but thats just me. :p
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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Haha - this thread just kept getting funnier and funnier. :)

I haven't taken the keyboard apart yet, but I think I'm going to do it in a few minutes. By all you Smart Guys who think I actually loaded a round into my shotgun and shot my keyboard, you're idiots. Re-read the OP.

Anyway, thanks for the HUGE thread crapping, though. :)
 
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AIWGuru

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Haha - this thread just kept getting funnier and funnier. :)

I haven't taken the keyboard apart yet, but I think I'm going to do it in a few minutes. By all you Smart Guys who think I actually loaded a round into my shotgun and shot my keyboard, you're idiots. Re-read the OP.

Anyway, thanks for the HUGE thread crapping, though. :)
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It's a way to denote just how much time has passed since you started trying to fix your keyboard. It now looks like 15 days.

Re: snipers

Well, guns aren't a right here as they are for Americans. Only those who take courses and get the certs can even handle one so if we have the people with the skills to take her down, they don't know it since they've never touched a gun. There's the military but they're too busy keeping bryan adams holed up. There are a few people like me but I just don't have the firepower to do the job. Anyone wanna loam me a PH85?
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Haha - this thread just kept getting funnier and funnier. :)

I haven't taken the keyboard apart yet, but I think I'm going to do it in a few minutes. By all you Smart Guys who think I actually loaded a round into my shotgun and shot my keyboard, you're idiots. Re-read the OP.

Anyway, thanks for the HUGE thread crapping, though. :)
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It's a way to denote just how much time has passed since you started trying to fix your keyboard. It now looks like 15 days.
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I didn't notice any problem with the pellets until today. I've finished watching my movies and just took the pellets out. I popped out the left Ctrl key and they fell nicely into the corner when I picked up the board. And the key popped right back into place. :) Thanks folks. :)
 
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Mookow

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Haha - this thread just kept getting funnier and funnier. :)

I haven't taken the keyboard apart yet, but I think I'm going to do it in a few minutes. By all you Smart Guys who think I actually loaded a round into my shotgun and shot my keyboard, you're idiots. Re-read the OP.

Anyway, thanks for the HUGE thread crapping, though. :)
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It's a way to denote just how much time has passed since you started trying to fix your keyboard. It now looks like 15 days.

Re: snipers

Well, guns aren't a right here as they are for Americans. Only those who take courses and get the certs can even handle one so if we have the people with the skills to take her down, they don't know it since they've never touched a gun. There's the military but they're too busy keeping bryan adams holed up. There are a few people like me but I just don't have the firepower to do the job. Anyone wanna loam me a PH85?
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If you were to promise to use it on Celine Dion, I would sell practically everything I own in order to get a Barrett M82A3 to loan to you.
 
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AIWGuru

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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Haha - this thread just kept getting funnier and funnier. :)

I haven't taken the keyboard apart yet, but I think I'm going to do it in a few minutes. By all you Smart Guys who think I actually loaded a round into my shotgun and shot my keyboard, you're idiots. Re-read the OP.

Anyway, thanks for the HUGE thread crapping, though. :)
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It's a way to denote just how much time has passed since you started trying to fix your keyboard. It now looks like 15 days.

Re: snipers

Well, guns aren't a right here as they are for Americans. Only those who take courses and get the certs can even handle one so if we have the people with the skills to take her down, they don't know it since they've never touched a gun. There's the military but they're too busy keeping bryan adams holed up. There are a few people like me but I just don't have the firepower to do the job. Anyone wanna loam me a PH85?
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If you were to promise to use it on Celine Dion, I would sell practically everything I own in order to get a Barrett M82A3 to loan to you.
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No semi-auto sniper rifle will do. We either need full auto or the guy who shot JFK...wtf was his name again? He was Canadian I remember...
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AH YES! William Shatner!
Send him back up here, will ya?
 
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Shockwave

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My only concern is can I hunt the bears with my Glock and can I hunt the fish with my SKS.
If I cant do that, well Canada just sucks. ;)
 
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AIWGuru

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
My only concern is can I hunt the bears with my Glock and can I hunt the fish with my SKS.
If I cant do that, well Canada just sucks. ;)
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Bears with a Glock?
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Way to get yourself mauled and maybe give the bear a bruise....
 
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Shockwave

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Sep 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: Shockwave
My only concern is can I hunt the bears with my Glock and can I hunt the fish with my SKS.
If I cant do that, well Canada just sucks. ;)
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Bears with a Glock?
Uh.....
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Way to get yourself mauled and maybe give the bear a bruise....
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No no, its the Glock .40
DA BEAR STOPPA!
:D
 
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AIWGuru

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Also, like bears, Canadian fish are way tougher. They're jump right up and scale you to death....
 
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Mookow

Lifer
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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: Shockwave
My only concern is can I hunt the bears with my Glock and can I hunt the fish with my SKS.
If I cant do that, well Canada just sucks. ;)
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Bears with a Glock?
Uh.....
...
Way to get yourself mauled and maybe give the bear a bruise....
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I dont know. Using a Glock 18 with FMJs... eventually the bear just wont be able to carry all that weight around. Then you can set up a lead mine and get some of your costs back!
 
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AIWGuru

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Nov 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: Shockwave
My only concern is can I hunt the bears with my Glock and can I hunt the fish with my SKS.
If I cant do that, well Canada just sucks. ;)
Click to expand...

Bears with a Glock?
Uh.....
...
Way to get yourself mauled and maybe give the bear a bruise....
Click to expand...

No no, its the Glock .40
DA BEAR STOPPA!
:D
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Maybe an American Bear. I think Canadian bears have about 4x the thickness of skin and muscle between you and any organs...
 
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