I'm sorry if I turned around to glance as you walked behind me in the HMV record store but I am surprised they let you in at all. I mean, never have my nostrils been assaulted by such putridity emanating from someone's hair. It was way worse than a pig urine retention pit combined with a chicken farm. I bet there aren't Asparagus Vindaloo burrito dumps that smell worse.
Just because you braid it doesn't mean you never have to wash it, you know. It's a really really sad state of affair that I could not even detect your B.O. because it was covered by your overwhelming, gag-inducing, nerve gas of a follicular stench. Did you just happen to use Fecal Solution 1-2-3 shampoo, complete with fermented sour-cream conditioner and added a little Dog Poo #4 hair coloring for good measure? Had a steaming pile hidden under your tuque so you can smoke it later once it's dried?
Methinks I'll go put a little Tiger Balm under my nose. I really need it.
Edit: In case someone wonders, the guy was Caucasian. I think they would probably be better called dreds instead of braids but I'm not up on the terminology.
Edit 2: that kind of hairstyle: someone said on Ars that you cannot wash those.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi...an_with_dreadlocks.jpg
Just because you braid it doesn't mean you never have to wash it, you know. It's a really really sad state of affair that I could not even detect your B.O. because it was covered by your overwhelming, gag-inducing, nerve gas of a follicular stench. Did you just happen to use Fecal Solution 1-2-3 shampoo, complete with fermented sour-cream conditioner and added a little Dog Poo #4 hair coloring for good measure? Had a steaming pile hidden under your tuque so you can smoke it later once it's dried?
Methinks I'll go put a little Tiger Balm under my nose. I really need it.
Edit: In case someone wonders, the guy was Caucasian. I think they would probably be better called dreds instead of braids but I'm not up on the terminology.
Edit 2: that kind of hairstyle: someone said on Ars that you cannot wash those.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi...an_with_dreadlocks.jpg
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