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Listen, you Bob Marley wannabe!!

dennilfloss

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
I'm sorry if I turned around to glance as you walked behind me in the HMV record store but I am surprised they let you in at all. I mean, never have my nostrils been assaulted by such putridity emanating from someone's hair. It was way worse than a pig urine retention pit combined with a chicken farm. I bet there aren't Asparagus Vindaloo burrito dumps that smell worse.

Just because you braid it doesn't mean you never have to wash it, you know. It's a really really sad state of affair that I could not even detect your B.O. because it was covered by your overwhelming, gag-inducing, nerve gas of a follicular stench. Did you just happen to use Fecal Solution 1-2-3 shampoo, complete with fermented sour-cream conditioner and added a little Dog Poo #4 hair coloring for good measure? Had a steaming pile hidden under your tuque so you can smoke it later once it's dried?

Methinks I'll go put a little Tiger Balm under my nose. I really need it.

Edit: In case someone wonders, the guy was Caucasian. I think they would probably be better called dreds instead of braids but I'm not up on the terminology.

Edit 2: that kind of hairstyle: someone said on Ars that you cannot wash those.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi...an_with_dreadlocks.jpg
 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: effowe
4/10, subtracted a point for the misspelling of "Listen" in the title.
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*Looks at effowe's avatar*:shocked:

Was that you? :laugh:
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Hell no, I put gallons of patchouli on every morning to cover up my shit smelling dreds.
 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
I'm sorry if I turned around to glance as you walked behind me in the HMV record store but I am surprised they let you in at all. I mean, never have my nostrils been assaulted by such putridity emanating from someone's hair. It was way worse than a pig urine retention pit combined with a chicken farm. I bet there aren't Asparagus Vindaloo burrito dumps that smell worse.

Just because you braid it doesn't mean you never have to wash it, you know. It's a really really sad state of affair that I could not even detect your B.O. because it was covered by your overwhelming, gag-inducing, nerve gas of a follicular stench. Did you just happen to use Fecal Solution 1-2-3 shampoo, complete with fermented sour-cream conditioner and added a little Dog Poo #4 hair coloring for good measure? Had a steaming pile hidden under your tuque so you can smoke it later once it's dried?

Methinks I'll go put a little Tiger Balm under my nose. I really need it.

Edit: In case someone wonders, the guy was Caucasian. I think they would probably be better called dreds instead of braids but I'm not up on the terminology.

Edit 2: that kind of hairstyle: someone said on Ars that you cannot wash those.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi...an_with_dreadlocks.jpg
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Course you can wash it.
The problem is, with white hair it is hard to get it like that because its straight, the more you wash it the harder it is too! No excuse for that though!
 
My beef is with that particular individual. I have been near others with that hairstyle who did not stink. But this guy's hair reeked in spades.
 
Tool isn't amongst my favourite bands but I bought Absolute Garbage and Wolfmother's eponymous CD today. 2 for $25.
 
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