List some unrealistic but awesome business ideas.

[yllus]

My idea for a national business chain is called, "Walk a Mile in Your Shoes".

You know how when you buy new shoes the first, oh, five times you wear them for a prolonged amount of time is usually really uncomfortable - sometimes downright painful? Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place in the mall where you could go and have a certified shoe-wearer break in your shoes for you? No more pain, just the unadulterated glory of new shoes!

Clearly the employees of WAMIYS would need to be carefully screened and checked daily for clean feet. Or would wear some sort of special sock. Whatever.

Okay, your turn!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Does this business also have a fat guy that breaks-in your jeans for you?

 

[Alone]

They would just build a machine that does this at the manufacturer.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Does this business also have a fat guy that breaks-in your jeans for you?

Dude, that's under NDA...

My idea involves lots of people giving me money and I'm working on the next step.

 

[Kaido]

Fat-free, sugar-free chocolate. That tastes like real chocolate.

/instant billionaire

 

[Queasy]

Baby translator.


Oh wait...Simpsons did it.

 

[MikeyLSU]

phase 1: Steal underpants
phase 2: ????
phase 3: Profit

 

[TheKub]

Originally posted by: yllus
go and have a certified shoe-wearer break in your shoes for you?

Talk about a crappy job!

 

[ggnl]

A TV network that shows nothing but blooper shows and bikini contests. Maybe a split screen of both at the same time.

 

[ultimatebob]

I want to sell Mr. Fusion cold fusion reactors like they have in Back To The Future

 

[axelfox]

But all feet are different, so even after they've been broken in, they still wouldn't be best fitted for your particular feet.

But Jack Handy would say: " . . . . then you would be a mile away and have their shoes"

 

[LS20]

you mean./.. like ebay?

 

[Lola]

I have two...
First, a company that you could call to pack your bags for vacation/travel. one or two people would come to your home, iron, pack the bags, suitcases for you, then, upon coming back, they would come back, unpack your bags and wash and iron your clothes for you.

second...

A strip club that caters to both males and females.
Two floors... the female club would be on the top floor, gentlemans club on the first floor. Couples can go in together, enjoy themselves then leave together. It would be called Tickled Pink Ladies and Gentleman entertainment.

 

[jdoggg12]

I want to start an assassination company the offs people that start frivolous lawsuits.

Also, i'd like to start a real Jurassic park.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I have two...
First, a company that you could call to pack your bags for vacation/travel. one or two people would come to your home, iron, pack the bags, suitcases for you, then, upon coming back, they would come back, unpack your bags and wash and iron your clothes for you.

second...

A strip club that caters to both males and females.
Two floors... the female club would be on the top floor, gentlemans club on the first floor. Couples can go in together, enjoy themselves then leave together. It would be called Tickled Pink Ladies and Gentleman entertainment.

Olympic Gardens in vegas does that

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: axelfox
But all feet are different, so even after they've been broken in, they still wouldn't be best fitted for your particular feet.

This problem would be solved by science.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I have two...
First, a company that you could call to pack your bags for vacation/travel. one or two people would come to your home, iron, pack the bags, suitcases for you, then, upon coming back, they would come back, unpack your bags and wash and iron your clothes for you.

second...

A strip club that caters to both males and females.
Two floors... the female club would be on the top floor, gentlemans club on the first floor. Couples can go in together, enjoy themselves then leave together. It would be called Tickled Pink Ladies and Gentleman entertainment.

Olympic Gardens in vegas does that

LOL, beat me to it!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

A pizza place where you make your own pizza pie. ("It's all supervised!")

I haven't opened it yet because I'm not sure if cucumbers can be pizza toppings. Any input on this?

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I have two...
First, a company that you could call to pack your bags for vacation/travel. one or two people would come to your home, iron, pack the bags, suitcases for you, then, upon coming back, they would come back, unpack your bags and wash and iron your clothes for you.

second...

A strip club that caters to both males and females.
Two floors... the female club would be on the top floor, gentlemans club on the first floor. Couples can go in together, enjoy themselves then leave together. It would be called Tickled Pink Ladies and Gentleman entertainment.

Olympic Gardens in vegas does that

LOL, beat me to it!

well there are no such places in Michigan!!!

 

[fire400]

centralized starting point for 3rd level graphics designers

2nd level presents to the 1st level, and 1st level companies present as contractors/joints/branches to large corporations like Pepsi or marketting lable companies.

3rd level graphics vending would be for freelance graphics professionals who like working indepently, for example, or just want some quick cash.

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another one, an organization which upgrades Boy Scouts of America standards to an elitest program that is military based but functions more efficiently than j-ROTC, would be nonprofit, but it would definetly attract attention from companies that want their name on sponsored material.

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an Internet website that trains indivituals to become better video game players what whatever they want to get better at, like, RPG, RTS, FPS, puzzles, etc. You would need a good team to start this, and the best players, but people out there who want to play like the best would suscribe to this kind of stuff, mostly Internet addicts who spend most of their leftover paycheck money on cyber-space.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: fire400
an Internet website that trains indivituals to become better video game players what whatever they want to get better at, like, RPG, RTS, FPS, puzzles, etc. You would need a good team to start this, and the best players, but people out there who want to play like the best would suscribe to this kind of stuff, mostly Internet addicts who spend most of their leftover paycheck money on cyber-space.

Exists, but damned if I can remember the URL. It debuted to a large amount of shock (that someone'd spend money on this training) and sarcasm.

 

[Fern]

I wanna get paid everytime someone posts something stupid on a forum. Call it a "stupid tax".

I could retire in less time than it took me to type this.

Fern

 

[iversonyin]

Selling widgets

 

[PepePeru]

you see there's this mat...
with conclusions written on it, that you can jump to!

 

[spaceman]

self healing auto paint.