Life long one liner's

[SpiderX]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[Ticks]

"The best years of your life are right before you enjoy them."

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: freakflag
Never argue with an idiot...people might not know the difference.

Actually it's "never argue with a fool 'cuz people from a distance can't tell who's who"

my favorite: "don't forget to bring a towel"

let's see if anyone knows where I got these quotes...

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: freakflag
Never argue with an idiot...people might not know the difference.

I always liked "It's better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and extenguish any doubt"

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: freakflag
Never argue with an idiot...people might not know the difference.

I always liked "It's better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and extenguish any doubt"

or in your case - type
"extenguish"

 

[fs5]

I think this one might be the best for ATOT:

"He who dies with the most toys wins."

or something to that effect.

 

[vi edit]

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.

 

[eakers]

* you don't have to like everyone but you should at least respect them and their rights
* you don't have to like the decisions other people make but they are their own choices

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: freakflag
distance can't tell who's who"

my favorite: "don't forget to bring a towel"

let's see if anyone knows where I got these quotes...

"wanna get high?"

hehe

 

[CPA]

"Stop peeing on the seat"

I'm actually trying to instill this in my boys right now.

 

[kranky]

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
-- Chuck Swindoll

 

[Titan]

not all who wander are lost.

 

[anno]

if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.

 

[Yax]

DOH!

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

Clinton should sue for royalties from the sales of that sticker. That was his defense.

 

[Crappopotamus]

Originally posted by: Ticks
"The best years of your life are right before you enjoy them."

... i think i like it. *thinks about it*

 

[DuallyX]

"The Grass is always greener on the other side"

--Unless you pour Clorox on one side...then the grass is always greener on YOUR side.

 

Don't buy crap.

 

[ThaPerculator]

"Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta"

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Originally posted by: Ticks
"The best years of your life are right before you enjoy them."

That is so true. I like it!

peace
sean

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more.

That would be wipe some more, not eat....

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: freakflag
distance can't tell who's who"

my favorite: "don't forget to bring a towel"

let's see if anyone knows where I got these quotes...

"wanna get high?"

hehe

DING DING! We have a winner! Tell him what he's won, Johnny!
Johnny? Johnny...?
I think Johnny may have stepped out back with Towelie...

 

[tk149]

"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing WELL."

"There's one born every minute."

 

[rky60]

Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

[TranSoft]

Get Rich or Die Trying.