Life long one liner's

[fs5]

Any 1 line piece of advice you received that stuck with you your entire life?

Like, "Do unto to others as you would have them do unto you." ?

 

[Crazymofo]

Dont piss into the wind!

 

[crumpet19]

Stop touching yourself!

 

[Koing]

Don't sh!t where you sleep (can be taken as don't screw with girls at work they bite back harder)

Puts on wizard hat and smoking jacket robe

Koing

 

6 of one, half dozen of another.

 

[Pigasus]

Early to rise and late to bed
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead

 

[Iron Woode]

you'll shoot your eye out.

 

[bolomite]

liquor before beer, have no fear, beer before liquor, never sicker

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Any 1 line piece of advice you received that stuck with you your enture life?

Like, "Do unto to others as you would have them do unto you." ?

That is mine actually.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Be Prepared;

flush the toilet;

Wash your hands;

Close the door,

Turn Off the lights/TV,Stereo Etc.

Buckle Up.

be careful!

 

[BigPoppa]

and...wear sunscreen.

 

[Iron Woode]

always wear clean underwear.

 

[Scootin159]

if it ain't broke....fix it until it is

 

[grrl]

After I got an undeserved ticket my dad consoled me with:

So, you're out $70, but the cop's still an assh*le.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: grrl
After I got an undeserved ticket my dad consoled me with:

So, you're out $70, but the cop's still an assh*le.

haha good advice from your dad.

 

[IcePhoenix]

Originally posted by: Koing
Don't sh!t where you sleep (can be taken as don't screw with girls at work they bite back harder)

Puts on wizard hat and smoking jacket robe

Koing

Isn't it don't sh!t where you eat?

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

I don't get it.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

I don't get it.

Oral sex /= infidelity is what he is saying.

 

[Heddis]

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

I don't get it.

Oral sex /= infidelity is what he is saying.

That's what Bill tried to convince Hillary of.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: IcePhoenix

Originally posted by: Koing
Don't sh!t where you sleep (can be taken as don't screw with girls at work they bite back harder)

Puts on wizard hat and smoking robe

Koing

Isn't it don't sh!t where you eat?

Can be taken both ways.

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: grrl
After I got an undeserved ticket my dad consoled me with:

So, you're out $70, but the cop's still an assh*le.

haha good advice from your dad.

And we wonder why people hate the cops so much?! No wonder why people want to be cops. Imagine how fvcked the place would be if we had no cops.......

Koing

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Do all of us a favor...and shut up.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

I don't get it.

lol

Arnie said that once.

It is in reference to oral sex to a woman. A man does it to the woman and says that if he is caught.....

Koing

 

[bolomite]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

I don't get it.

lol

Arnie said that once.

It is in reference to oral sex to a woman. A man does it to the woman and says that if he is caught.....

Koing

Arnie Palmer? Schwarzenegger?