Life long one liner's

[fs5]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: ELP
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

*saw this on a bumper sticker

I don't get it.

Oral sex /= infidelity is what he is saying.

ah.. the good ole clinton

 

[AntaresVI]

And this too, shall pass.

 

[Argo]

Keep your mouth shut as much as possible.

 

[conjur]

"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."


That...and "All's well that ends well. And if all's not well, it's not the end."

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

STFU

 

[911paramedic]

Clean your plate, there are starving kids in Africa.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: conjur
That...and "All's well that ends well. And if all's not well, it's not the end."

actually that's a good one, I like that...

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: conjur
That...and "All's well that ends well. And if all's not well, it's not the end."

actually that's a good one, I like that...

A very good friend told me that a year or so ago and it really helped. I've told it to a few others who were dwelling in that valley of woe and sorrow and it helped them, too.

It sounds cliched but when you really sit and think...it gives one hope. Which leads to my favorite movie quote:

"Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies." - Andy DuFrain, The Shawshank Redemption

 

[Anghang]

keep touching it and it'll fall off

 

[MarkW]

Mine is probably a day without a buzz, never was.

 

[Cyberian]

A day without sunshine is like ...
...night.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

If you go to sleep with an itchy butt, you'll wake up with a smelly finger.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more.

 

[Cyberian]

😕

 

[Feldenak]

Quitters never win and winners never quit.
Do unto others before they do unto you.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
always wear clean underwear.

This one doesn't work:

<Bill Cosby> Suppose you're about to get hit by a truck. First you say it, then you do it. Never fails! </Bill Cosby>

😛

Nate

 

[hawkeye81x]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law! 🙂
Mwahahaha

 

[CrazyPerson]

i am not going to have sex with you.

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: bolomite
liquor before beer, have no fear, beer before liquor, never sicker

Oh on the contrary...

Liquor before beer, OH SNAP I can't steer!

Beer before liquor, never been quicker!

 

[KeithP]

Love comes in spurts.

-Keith

 

[Sluggo]

Its not who you know or what you know, but what who you know thinks you know.

 

[freakflag]

Never argue with an idiot...people might not know the difference.

 

[Brutuskend]

Live fast die young and leave a good looking corpse.

Unfortunately I screwed that one up though....

 

[Ulfwald]

Only the good die young.

That means that I am going to be posting here when I am 105 and having a nurse wipe my @$$ before I can finger paint with it.

 

[AreaCode707]

It's not worth arguing about.