whose happy, whose sad, let's take a look...
look at the evidence. what demographic groups make up the liberal collage? well, first we can start with gays. that alone might suggest to a thinking person (not you guys) that, here we have a section of society (albeit minuscule) which is close to the most depressed group on the planet. gosh, sorry fellas. how about leftist hags? well, the overwhelming percentage of abortions are performed on (and by) liberals. whatever your take on abortion may be, the fact remains that it produces depression in the recipient (not the baby/fetus/zygote/whatever, it's dead). mommies and potential mommies killing babies, depressing. we could look at individuals, typical leftists, say ed schultz or chris (thrill up my leg) matthews, both these poor souls hyperventilate and foam at the mouth on a consistent basis, not sure what DSM-IV disorders they possess, but they are anything but happy. well, pretty sure you can see where this is going, i could list any number of other demographics groups that make up your global village with the same sort of results, but i know you fellas already have to deal with postpartum psychosis (liberal males suffer from this malady based on the suppressed gay/confused sexual identity gene prevalent in your subspecies) so we'll leave it there.
i know you're all familiar with the recent research by Columbia University which shows that a persons spirituality (religiosity) offers protection against depression. using new imaging techniques scientist have discovered that people who are spiritually predisposed have a thicker cortex, for the uniformed amongst you (regressives/leftists) the cerebral cortex is the brain's outermost layer made of gray matter that forms the organ's characteristic folds, areas of which are important hubs of neural activity for processes such as sensory perception, language and emotion.
being secular progessives, heathen compatriots or just plain lame athiests, you're all obviously part of the small cortex demographic. pretty depressing huh. psychotropic meds anyone?