Levis CEO says don't wash denim

[sandorski]

Thanks Obama!

 

[squarecut1]

No thanks. Will continue to wash my jeans

 

[kage69]

Because most of the time when a man gets up off their chair, the chair smells like POOP. Its ok though. Ass wiping is a learned thing and it requires that the person actually cares about not smelling like a rancid turd.

Be honest. You were traumatized by receiving a Dirty Sanchez, weren't you?

Most of the time women leave a trail of fish-like stench emanating from their vertical smiles. It's ok though. Rinsing that thing out and keeping up on your yogurt requires that a person actually cares about not smelling like a tuna steak left in the sun for a few days.


Retarded generalizations are fun, we should do this more often... also, spray your jeans with isopropyl alcohol. Or cheap vodka. Jeans that last and don't reek; can't we have both?

 

[OCGuy]

Only teenagers wear jeans.

I will give you a hint here. Try wearing underware.

It is hell when that zipper snags.

.....

 

[OCGuy]

Yes, because bicycle seats will slide all up in ya, while a chair remains outside ya.

Does everything else you sniff smell like poop as well? It could just be your upper lip.

 

[OutHouse]

Because most of the time when a man gets up off their chair, the chair smells like POOP. Its ok though. Ass wiping is a learned thing and it requires that the person actually cares about not smelling like a rancid turd.

ive had this happen with fat women at work but it happened when i sat in their chair to fix some PC issue. when i sat down a gross cloud of stinky sweaty ass/pussy smell came up and assaulted me. good grief if you cant wipe your ass because you are too fat get a stick the help you out a bit.

 

[Nebor]

ive had this happen with fat women at work but it happened when i sat in their chair to fix some PC issue. when i sat down a gross cloud of stinky sweaty ass/pussy smell came up and assaulted me. good grief if you cant wipe your ass because you are too fat get a stick the help you out a bit.

The stick doesn't provide "front to back" motion.

 

[OCGuy]

Bidets are the obvious answer. Americans clinging to using their hand and paper is as ridiculous as those who cling to using just their hand.

 

[kage69]

Bidets are the obvious answer. Americans clinging to using their hand and paper is as ridiculous as those who cling to using just their hand.

Well, a temporary answer anyway. Obsolete once the Three Seashells lands, which should be any day now.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Stinky me no likey

 

[moonbogg]

Bidets are the obvious answer. Americans clinging to using their hand and paper is as ridiculous as those who cling to using just their hand.

Using dry paper only cleans the majority of...well, you know. The real way is to use a powerful jet of water, or moist wipes. A solvent is needed. Also, people only wipe once then carry on about their day. About 30 minutes to an hour later, depending on how warm the weather is, a second cleaning is needed, because it will melt from around the inside and find its way down. Go wipe a second time and tell me that paper is clean. NOPE. Filthy beasts.

 

[OutHouse]

The stick doesn't provide "front to back" motion.

barf barf barf!!!!

 

[Mixolydian]

Yes, I wash them after each time I wear them. Primarily because they get filthy from work.

 

[MrPickins]

Using dry paper only cleans the majority of...well, you know. The real way is to use a powerful jet of water, or moist wipes. A solvent is needed. Also, people only wipe once then carry on about their day. About 30 minutes to an hour later, depending on how warm the weather is, a second cleaning is needed, because it will melt from around the inside and find its way down. Go wipe a second time and tell me that paper is clean. NOPE. Filthy beasts.

Not everyone has a loose schpincter...

 

[smackababy]

I was my jeans probably once a month, but I also wear them probably once a month.