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alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Well actually, It's six hours, spread across two days. And I go there voluntarily.
The reason I posted four hours before, is because I had a brainfart.

That's pretty good, but still better said as six hours of time rather than two days.

Many of the younger people today doing volunteering got it court-ordered for being losers or required for their school/financial aid and do not take it seriously.

Of course, many of those that say they give all this time; never really do.
 

SandEagle

Lifer
Aug 4, 2007
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Aren't you on assisted living?

are you looking down on people on assisted living? what is the purpose of donating to charity if you're going to do that too? don't cancel out your good deeds with bad ones, not cool.
 

AFurryReptile

Golden Member
Nov 5, 2006
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are you looking down on people on assisted living? what is the purpose of donating to charity if you're going to do that too? don't cancel out your good deeds with bad ones, not cool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not jump to conclusions here. I don't know where he came up with the idea that I am on assisted living :p
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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if you want to be really humble about, don't tell what you gave man.

"So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full."

matthew 6:2
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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are you looking down on people on assisted living? what is the purpose of donating to charity if you're going to do that too? don't cancel out your good deeds with bad ones, not cool.

Only if they are trying to piss on me.

You really try too hard here.

I really don't like the poor people in the US that are vocal. They tend to be able to live in my neighborhoods, drive better cars than me, always eat out, and even had that handicap close parking mirror hanger.

Also in the late 80's, I had to deliver food to a couple that lived in a pretty nice place. They had no income, yet would brag about nurses and wheelchair ramps / accessories the government paid for even though they didn't need it.

They'd always try to have our drivers do extra stuff to like empty their dishwasher, take out the trash, clean their counter off, vacuum...they were total exploiters like most of ours.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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"So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full."

matthew 6:2

I like pomes too. This was one about surprize buttsechs:

I was told to write a pome,
so I decided to mention his mome...
she don't put it in there,
she once had a scare.
And alone all I did was ponder.

She beckoned me quick,
once she saw me dick.
and proceeded to go get some butter.
She came back with a smile,
said she could do two miles.

I didn't know I'd cum with a poop pile.

She said with a grin,
that's my next of kin.
and if I was lying,
I'd never call him Brianmanahan.

Thanks for mentioning I should write poems. While I don't feel much better, I understand it.
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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Thanks for mentioning I should write poems. While I don't feel much better, I understand it.

that is pretty much the worst pome of all time

i expected better given the sheer volume of pomes which you have produced en masse

i guess you go for quantity instead of quality, hey whatever floats your boat
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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that is pretty much the worst pome of all time

i expected better given the sheer volume of pomes which you have produced en masse

i guess you go for quantity instead of quality, hey whatever floats your boat

???

you said I'd just feel better.

Why you attacking me now?

But yeah, in reality it's a terrible pome,

a terrible mome,

a terrible sone.

fuck, mone.