Let's go with "Sci-Fi Quotable Quotes" for 100 Alex...

[BoomerD]

I can grok that.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I'll kick things off...

I protest! I am NOT a merry man!

perhaps you should tell who said it and what movie its from??




Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters


Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters


If I were human, I believe my response would be... Go To Hell! If I were human.
Spock, Star Trek VI

If you need to ask, then you're not geek enough!

Since you like Ghostbusters...

You didn't sleep with it, did you Egon?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"Improvisation is sometimes best, Piter."

 

[PottedMeat]

after eating a guinea pig used as bait

Zoidberg: "Friends, HELP! A guinea pig tricked me!"

 

[Fritzo]

"What's the matter Col. Sanders....CHICKEN???"

 

[SunnyD]

Picard: Abort self destruct sequence.
Computer: Does the 1st officer concur?
Riker: Yes, I do emphatically concur, whole heartedly.
Computer: Self destruct sequence aborted...
Picard: A simple "Yes" would have sufficed.

 

[BurnItDwn]

The Terminator: "I'll be back."

 

[Kirby]

You'll be dead!

or

It came from...behind!

 

[robphelan]

"And what do we have in this thing? A Cuisinart?"

 

[JM Aggie08]

"Well when is now?"
"Soon!"

 

[imported_Imp]

"The bastards won't give these people air."

"See you at the party Richter!"

 

[Kev]

"Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once Zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion, and you have to tell me how. You are going to tell me or you are going to die."

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"GO, NOW! GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

 

[acheron]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let us see how you handle it!

 

[spacejamz]

"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun"

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! '

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"

"Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."

 

[Strk]

I wonder how many Spaceball quotes we can get in one thread?

 

[cpacini]

Originally posted by: spacejamz

"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun"

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! '

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"

"Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."

worst movie ever

 

[BeauJangles]

Chief Giant Brain: What do you want?
Fry: I'm here to kick your ass!
Chief Giant Brain: Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.

 

[Queasy]

Deckard: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.
Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Kev
"Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once Zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion, and you have to tell me how. You are going to tell me or you are going to die."

More... I need MORE!!!

 

[oddyager]

Hicks: I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.

 

[child of wonder]

"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix. You did!"
"I lied."

"What did you do with Sully?"
"I let him go."

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: spacejamz

"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun"

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! '

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"

"Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."

I see what you did there...

 

[techs]

Yogurt:
"May we all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for more money."

 

[PowerEngineer]

The Classic Quotable Exchange from 2001 Space Odyssey

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman: All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.