Let's go with "Sci-Fi Quotable Quotes" for 100 Alex...

[ViRGE]

Todd the Wraith: On Fruit Bowls - I hope they prove [to be] as delicious as the farmers who grew them

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Harry, don't get on that spaceship, that book, how to serve man, I've managed to decipher it,
it's really a COOK BOOK.

 

[JJ650]

"He's dead, Jim."


"You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you captain'. I mean, you know what I mean."

"So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time."

 

[Chryso]

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

 

[crothall]

"There is no spoon."

(Why not see if we can use the quotes to put together some semblance of a coherent conversation?)

 

[DrPizza]

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

"John Littlejohn, break the window!"
"But why, me, John Bigboote?"
"Because it might be boobytrapped"
"Oh, ok.."

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

"John Littlejohn, break the window!"
"But why, me, John Bigboote?"
"Because it might be boobytrapped"
"Oh, ok.."

It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?

 

[Jeeebus]

Lord Kril: Damage report!
Kodan Officer: Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out.
Lord Kril: Divert! Divert!
Kodan Officer: She won't answer the helm! We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do?
[sound of Lord Kril's eyepiece swinging over left eye]
Lord Kril: We die.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"Too much LDS in the sixties"

 

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: eplebnista
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

Shoot! I thought that was Army of Darkness! Does that count as sci-fi? If they play it on Sci-fi, it must be, right?

 

[Fenixgoon]

The combination is one (ONE! one...)
two (TWO! two)
three (THREE! three)
four (FOUR! four)
five (FIVE! five)

so the combination is ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE!
1-2-3-4-5? What the hell kind of combination is that? That's the kind of combination only an idiot would put on his luggage!

*enter President Skroob*

Do we have the code, boys?
Yes sir, the code is 1-2-3-4-5
1-2-3-4-5? That's incredible, that's the same combination on my luggage!

 

[adairusmc]

Red vs Blue


Church - "Maybe it's a sword all the time, and a key in certain situations."
Caboose - "Or, maybe it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death."

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: SunnyD

1 point 21 jiggawatts!!!

What the hell is a jiggawatt?

I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is available on every corner drugstore, but here in 1955 it is a little hard to come by.

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Marcus from Babylon 5:

"I used to think that it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

It was the Dawn of the Third Age of Mankind...

"Love? Pah. Overrated. Here, look, these are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine and Death. Do you think I married them for their personalities? Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages, every one, but they worked out. They inspired me. Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here -- 75 lights years away."

The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

 

[RaistlinZ]

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads."

and...


"You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this."

 

[Kadarin]

"You take, Zathras die. You leave, Zathras die. Either way, it is bad for Zathras." - Zathras

also

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: [while Zathras is rummaging] Come on. Grab what you need. We're running out of time.
Zathras: Cannot run out time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This is wrong tool!
[continuing to rummage]
Zathras: No. Not good. No. Never use this.

 

[Pliablemoose]

You... Hungry, little fella? Want some rat? It's good!