Lemonade discussion (please respond to poll)

[WelshBloke]

Is it dumber than the chili bean argument?

Better and worse.

Better because I'm in the right in it, worse because people won't admit it!

 

[shortylickens]

You know what a Torch is?

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

You know what a Torch is?

Yes, and I know what a bonnet is too.

 

[WelshBloke]

Yes, and I know what a bonnet is too.

It's like a bad D&D character "I pull my hood up and light my torch".

 

[Captante]

2 and 4 (voted 2)

 

[snoopy7548]

So how does that saying go over in Australia? "When life gives you lemons, make... Sprite."? 😵

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Chick-fil-A has good fresh lemonade. I get it almost every day.

With a side of Fire and Brimstone and a twist of discrimination.

 

[IronWing]

With a side of Fire and Brimstone and a twist of discrimination.

We're in for a forty page thread now. Way to go, asshole.

 

[Captante]

I heard on This Old House that there are some lemons you can make lemonade with without sugar

So ... sweet lemons?? 😵

 

[Ichinisan]

With a side of Fire and Brimstone and a twist of discrimination.

Do they neglect to serve homosexual customers?

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Do they neglect to serve homosexual customers?

They don't neglect, that would imply apathy or carelessness. You have to take a stand and make it an outright refusal with a heaping helping of scorn.

 

[Ichinisan]

They don't neglect, that would imply apathy or carelessness. You have to take a stand and make it an outright refusal with a heaping helping of scorn.

Oh yes. I recall them doing that. Outright scornful refusal to serve homosexual customers, even though their bible tells them to love "sinners" as biblical Jesus did.

/sarcasm

 

[Ichinisan]

2 and 4 (voted 2)

Change your vote. You can select both.

Max selections are 3, so Australians or Europeans might select 1+2+3

 

[lxskllr]

I don't typically get lemonade cause it's usually too sweet, but I'd be angry if I ordered one and got a sprite.

 

[IronWing]

I don't typically get lemonade cause it's usually too sweet, but I'd be angry if I ordered one and got a sprite.

I'd burn their whole f'in' country down.

 

[BudAshes]

I'd burn their whole f'in' country down.

Too late...

 

[Printed Circuit Bro]

I've had some tasty soda-based lemonade flavors. However, if I went to a restaurant and ordered lemonade, I would expect water, lemon juice, sugar, and nothing else.

 

[BudAshes]

When I used to work at a movie theater as a teenager our lemonade was always water, lemon juice concentrate, ice and urine. Definitely no carbonation.

 

[Ichinisan]

See that would be a cordial, squash or juice here depends on the drink.
"...and a 'NON-CARBONATED artificial drink that tries to copy the flavor of blackcurrant' for the kid" is a bit of a mouthful when I'm getting my daughter a blackcurrent squash at the pub!

...but "-ade" is not such a mouth full. Too bad Europe and Australia have ruined the meaning.

 

[Ichinisan]

Wait till we start the biscuit argument!

At least both kinds of treats are common in UK and USA.

To hear that you can't get lemonade in a typical Aussie restaurant is just...depressing.

 

[Ichinisan]

I've had some tasty soda-based lemonade flavors. However, if I went to a restaurant and ordered lemonade, I would expect water, lemon juice, sugar, and nothing else.

Yes. There are lots of citrus flavored sodas. We typically wouldn't call those "lemonade" because we all know that lemonade is a juice drink, not a carbonated soft drink.

 

[Greenman]

I wonder if they call hot chocolate coffee?

 

[Ichinisan]

When I used to work at a movie theater as a teenager our lemonade was always water, lemon juice concentrate, ice and urine. Definitely no carbonation.

How do you make sure the urine doesn't introduce too much variability in the flavor?

 

[Ken g6]

So ... sweet lemons?? 😵

That's what they claimed they were. Giant, sweet lemons. They tasted lemonade made from just those lemons and water, and they seemed to like it.

I think it was these, but I'm not sure:

Meyer lemon - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

I make my lemonade with water and Real Lemon. No sugar.