I got to troll a game yesterday. Got forced to pick support as last pick. No big deal. Other team had banned soraka and taric and took sona. So I picked alistar which is still no big deal for me. I state at the beginning I do not take heal until level 3 so that my laning partner knows to just farm and not be stupid early.
So we start to head to lane and the Sivir I'm with wants to take mini golems first. Sure I can do that. I get into position and Sivir says, "Let me hit first so I can kite them."
I'm thinking if that's how the person wants to do it I'll do it. So sivir hits the golem, I knock up with pulverize, and then I auto attack. Sivir just stands there auto attacking and getting beat down. She kills the golems but only has about a third of her health left at 200 hps. Then starts bitching at me why I'm not healing her.

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Really? I stated earlier that I don't get heal until level 3. I said go back and heal. She said she would be okay and goes out into lane. Yah dumb move. Dies pretty quickly to a combo from tristana and sona powerchord right off the bat. Leaving me screwed at bottom solo for a bit against two range champs who can also poke me at the tower before I have my heal. Speaking of which, Alistar's heal isn't much in the first place. It's nice, but the heal isn't the main attraction to play him. So of course I die being tower poked to hell before sivir could come back. I come back and sivir is about half health but both Tristana and Sona are low life with zero mana. I ping I'm going in to do headbutt + pulverize on one to kill that person. Sivir responds sure. So I go in on sona who was closet. Tristana uses the rest of her mana to jump away. Sivir just stands at tower farming. I start auto attacking sona as she turns to run. I hit her two more times at which point both sona and trist realize that sivir is still back there farming and I'm now an easy kill for them even at full health since all I can do is auto attack or run. They start hitting me and I decide to stay on Sona. I die with sona literally having 1 hitpoint left. I'm pinging away at sivir while asking "WTF" and she responds, "Your just a baddie."
Seriously? Whatever. So right after I die, Sona gets enough mana to heal a couple of times. Shyvana, our jungler, thinks to gank bottom. Shyvana has red buff, but less than half health. Sivir has about half health but no mana from just spamming abilities to farm. So Shyvana pings that she is going in. Sivir doesn't budge at first. Sona and Trist destroy Shyvana at which point Sivir finally moves in to help Shyvana at the end to try and get a kill. Unfortunately Sona's summoner heal comes back at that moment. Trist and Sivir both die giving Trist the red buff.
I finally get back to bot lane after Trist and Sona head back to buy and come back themselves. Here I am 2v1 as a level 3 against a level 5 Trist and Sona. Both fed with items and having red buff. What the hell do you suppose is going to happen to me? I sit by tower waiting for sivir to come back who decides to make a side trip at mini golems. I'm standing at the tower bitching out both Shyvana and sivir because both are blaming me for their last death despite the fact I wasn't there and they were both idiots. Although I'm standing right on the tower, the other team's lee sin decides to tower dive me with trist and sona even without the minions there to take a tower hit first. Of course I die. Lee gets low so Sivir chases into the three of them. Dies. Shyvana comes around and chases. Dies. Our mid comes down followed by their mid. Dies. The four on the other team take bot tower then drag.
I'm getting blamed the entire time. I'm like fuck it. Don't care anymore. This team is so bad there isn't a damn thing I could do to change it around. Not as alistar at least. I'll just go in and push/farm. If I die, I die. So I did. I ended up 1/10 or something by the time we finally surrendered at 20. Almost lost before then because they took bottom inhib at 18 minutes. But the other team didn't want to finish it too quick. Assholes.
It was a game I just didn't want to play anymore so I trolled after how bad my team mates were. Thankfully it was just a normal game or I'd have been more pissed.