Late Night Advice Thread

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Dear Melly,

I have a huge adam's apple.

Signed,
Jim Beam.

my brother does too :Q it's crazy.

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
dear melly


how do i know booty shorts are fitting right?

nicities and pleasantries,
elfenix

Dear El,

When they curve your tail just enough, like this:

Proper Fittage of The Booty Short


Signed,
Go Shorty Melly

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Deslocke
dear melly,

I think if you gave up smoking completely your rich ass would again be able to afford going to the cinema. also, you should set all your clocks to the right time. it will bring great order to your life and you will find that you are much more satisfied with your existence.

signed,
melly jr.

p.s. since I must yell at you... YOU MESSED UP MY FVCKING ITALICS, BITCH.

much love xoxo.[/i]

Dear Melly jr.,

I am an occasional puffer. I might as well not even bother, but certain times you just NEED one...I will continue to frequent the cinema if I am able to sell some stuff in the FS/FT forum--I joke, I joke. As for the clocks, AFAIC, the real time is lost anyhow. What's with the daylight savings? The leap year? I am muchly satisfiedly with my life...EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME.

Signed,
Ah It's Good To Yell Melly


P.S. Sorry for the italics

 

[opticalmace]

Dear Melly,

Are you evil?


Signed,
Melly

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Dear Melly,

Can I find your advise column in any national newspapers, or just an ATOT thang??

Do you have your own web site for such things?

Always Curious,
Me

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Dear Melly,

I have a huge adam's apple.

Signed,
Jim Beam.

Dear Jim Beam,

can I call ya "Big Jim" ?

A huge Adam's Apple is nothing to complain about...oh how I love to lick that part of the neck. If it is a disturbance to you, may I suggest going to Thailand to remove it...it's very popular down there.

Signed,
Melly

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: opticalmace
Dear Melly,

Are you evil?


Signed,
Melly

wow. everyone really does want to be her.

oh, and to the real melly: I could forgive you if it was just once, but you did it again :frown:

anyway. goodnight.

 

[ElFenix]

dear melly

will you be my nap buddy?

pleasantries and nicities
elfenix

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: opticalmace
Dear Melly,

Are you evil?


Signed,
Melly

Dear Melly,

I am not evil, but of good. However, I can act evil and think devilish things. I'm allowed, though, because I am a good person and remain confident that Hell will have ran out of places (given to my exes) by the time my number is up.

Signed,
Evil Melly

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Dear Melly,

Can I find your advise column in any national newspapers, or just an ATOT thang??

Do you have your own web site for such things?

Always Curious,
Me

Dear Curious (Again),

Actually, it's nuthin' but a 'g' thang, baby. (Sorry, I could not resist.)

I am a pseudo mod at Hzl_Eyed_Girl's forums, meaning occasionally I like to reply in mod-style with witty answers. However, it's not advice-related. I do not currently have anything in syndication though it just might have to be considered.

Another thing to keep in mind; your national and my national would be different, for I am residing in Canada at the moment.

Signed,
G Melly

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
dear melly

will you be my nap buddy?

pleasantries and nicities
elfenix

Dear El,

'Dream' on :moon: I love to nap, but I needs me some space.

Signed,
Blanket Hogging Melly

 

[KLin]

Dear Melly,


Where are da white women at?


-Bart

 

[ElFenix]

dear melly,

hotdogs or hamburgers?

nicities and pleasantries,
elfenix

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dear Melly,


Where are da white women at?


-Bart

Dear Minus Bart,

Da white women are probably dressed up in flannel and wool socks right now, sleeping beside some kind of animal...literally...their dog or something. I find it highly unsanitary.

Signed,
Non-white Melly



[/i]

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
dear melly,

hotdogs or hamburgers?

nicities and pleasantries,
elfenix

Dear El,

If I had to choose, hamburgers.


Signed,
Melly

 

[Xionide]

THIS THREAD MAKES NO CENTS! :beer:

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: xmellyx

Originally posted by: KLin
Dear Melly,


Where are da white women at?


-Bart

Dear Minus Bart,

Da white women are probably dressed up in flannel and wool socks right now, sleeping beside some kind of animal...literally...their dog or something. I find it highly unsanitary.

Signed,
Non-white Melly



[/i]

Dear Melly,

allright, where are da canadian women at eh?

-Bart

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Xionide
THIS THREAD MAKES NO CENTS! :beer:

Dear Cyanide,

You are quite right. This is not a feature of the Subscriber Accounts, therefore not making any cents.

Signed,
Melly

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Dear Melly,

I remember seeing a picture to your ass in a recent thread. Can you repost?

Signed,
Curious One

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dear Melly,

allright, where are da canadian women at eh?

-Bart

Dear Minus Bart,

Methinks they be in Canada, effin 'A'!

Signed,
Melly

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Dear Melly,

I remember seeing a picture to your ass in a recent thread. Can you repost?

Signed,
Curious One

Dear Curious One (Again),

I am against reposts. I'm far from being the Repost Police, yet I cringe when one has been made without any attempt or effort to search before posting has not been made. Therefore, to your chagrin, I must announce that I cannot.

Signed,
PITA Melly

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Originally posted by: xmellyx

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Dear Melly,

I remember seeing a picture to your ass in a recent thread. Can you repost?

Signed,
Curious One

Dear Curious One (Again),

I am against reposts. I'm far from being the Repost Police, yet I cringe when one has been made without any attempt or effort to search before posting has not been made. Therefore, to your chagrin, I must announce that I cannot.

Signed,
PITA Melly

Dear Melly,

I have indeed searched to this thread, and have thus found a post made by yourself, but the URL 'tis broken!!

Signed,
Curious One

 

[melly]

I'm going to bed now.