all i have to say, is imlucky to not be in jail right now.
my brother had a good amount of ppl over. my parents are out of town, and more ppl kept trying to get here, so we were kicking them out, in total, there were about 25 people at my house.
I realise that there are cops on the street. my driveway is empty of cars, but they are going house to house searching for people just checkin up.
the cars are sorta in front of our house, but they are also to the side and up the street a lil so that there isnt that much obviousness that its at my house.
from the road, my house looks normal etc.
however, once i see the cops rolling down the street with their big ass lights on, i let people know, and everyone disappears downstairs, along with ALL the alcohol, and they shut the hell up.
Do a quick check of the house from window views so no alcohol is visible, and PRAY there isnt one in the yard somewhere.
cops drive around, and decide to pull into our house, after talkin with the people who called.
come up to the house, knock on the door, i answer, and talk with them, etc, however, im stoned out of my mind.
say there are 3 ppl here, and it was noisy because i was kickin ppl out, because somehow kids discovered that my house was empty of parents, so i couldnt let people with alcohol in and had to kick them out.
they then ask me to grab the other 3 ppl and my bro, so i do, i go in, and ggrab the sober ones who havent drank anything, and they all come out, also told them to grab keys to one car each so we could pull them into the house.
They all come out, and they interrogate the hell out of us, what are we doing here, why is there a beer can in the street, etc.
i come up with the beer can in the street is from some of the people who we kicked out, because we all know kids do stupid crap like that, and they were prolly pissed.
they sat there, and kept asking us questions, and different questions, then go back to the same ones to try and get us to trip up.
then comes the field sobriety, with the finger. and that big ass maglite in my face.
follow the finger, but im gunna blind you while i do it.
so we all follow, and it was funnny watching ppl do it, especially because 2 ppl who were actually sober, were so nervous they couldnt do it completely, they would follow it, and then at the end, you would see their heads twitch.
but we do that, and they talk a few more minutes, and they leave.
well, they got out of the driveway, and went out and wrote down liscense plates, and we sent the three kids out to move cars into the driveway.
we do that, and they keep patrollin up and down the street for a few more minutes, and finally they leave.
well, thats the story of my life.
cliffs:
neighbor makes noise complaint
cops come
underage drinkers stfu really fast
i talk with cops, and get smart
school cops with pullin 3 sober ppl out there.
pass field sobriety test.
they leave
party never quite the same, but dear god was everyone happy.
my brother had a good amount of ppl over. my parents are out of town, and more ppl kept trying to get here, so we were kicking them out, in total, there were about 25 people at my house.
I realise that there are cops on the street. my driveway is empty of cars, but they are going house to house searching for people just checkin up.
the cars are sorta in front of our house, but they are also to the side and up the street a lil so that there isnt that much obviousness that its at my house.
from the road, my house looks normal etc.
however, once i see the cops rolling down the street with their big ass lights on, i let people know, and everyone disappears downstairs, along with ALL the alcohol, and they shut the hell up.
Do a quick check of the house from window views so no alcohol is visible, and PRAY there isnt one in the yard somewhere.
cops drive around, and decide to pull into our house, after talkin with the people who called.
come up to the house, knock on the door, i answer, and talk with them, etc, however, im stoned out of my mind.
say there are 3 ppl here, and it was noisy because i was kickin ppl out, because somehow kids discovered that my house was empty of parents, so i couldnt let people with alcohol in and had to kick them out.
they then ask me to grab the other 3 ppl and my bro, so i do, i go in, and ggrab the sober ones who havent drank anything, and they all come out, also told them to grab keys to one car each so we could pull them into the house.
They all come out, and they interrogate the hell out of us, what are we doing here, why is there a beer can in the street, etc.
i come up with the beer can in the street is from some of the people who we kicked out, because we all know kids do stupid crap like that, and they were prolly pissed.
they sat there, and kept asking us questions, and different questions, then go back to the same ones to try and get us to trip up.
then comes the field sobriety, with the finger. and that big ass maglite in my face.
follow the finger, but im gunna blind you while i do it.
so we all follow, and it was funnny watching ppl do it, especially because 2 ppl who were actually sober, were so nervous they couldnt do it completely, they would follow it, and then at the end, you would see their heads twitch.
but we do that, and they talk a few more minutes, and they leave.
well, they got out of the driveway, and went out and wrote down liscense plates, and we sent the three kids out to move cars into the driveway.
we do that, and they keep patrollin up and down the street for a few more minutes, and finally they leave.
well, thats the story of my life.
cliffs:
neighbor makes noise complaint
cops come
underage drinkers stfu really fast
i talk with cops, and get smart
school cops with pullin 3 sober ppl out there.
pass field sobriety test.
they leave
party never quite the same, but dear god was everyone happy.
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