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Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3
That's not even a joke.
Edit: Can't edit your OP and hide that easily
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
/fin
::ducks tomatoes and slaps of a trout::
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
/fin
::ducks tomatoes and slaps of a trout::
<-- :laugh:
Cheers rocadelpunk! :beer:
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
Originally posted by: Quintox
I don't get it
Originally posted by: nonameo
Originally posted by: Quintox
I don't get it
its a geometric er.. rather an infinite geometric series
had to fix that
additional info
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geometric_series
Originally posted by: actuarial
I've always enjoyed "actuaries do it with models" t-shirts (applies to a few professions)
What did the zero say to the eight....."nice belt"
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore.Originally posted by: nonameo
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore.Originally posted by: nonameo
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
Originally posted by: dullard
Even lamer:
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Becasue 7 8 (ate) 9.
Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
God you butchered that. Your version just sounds retarded.
It actually goes:
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't."