LAME MATH JOKE ALERT

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  1. rocadelpunk

    rocadelpunk Diamond Member

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    Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?



    /fin

    ::ducks tomatoes and slaps of a trout::
     
  2. TridenT

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    0/10.

    Algebra. (Algae-bra)
     
  3. Leros

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    That's not even a joke.

    Edit: Can't edit your OP and hide that easily :p
     
  4. Terzo

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    For a second, I thought you had managed to time warp a post that haven't even been made yet.
     
  5. TridenT

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    Ban this guy. Thread jacker!
     
  6. Zim Hosein

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    <-- :laugh:

    :eek:

    Cheers rocadelpunk! :beer:
     
  7. actuarial

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    I've always enjoyed "actuaries do it with models" t-shirts (applies to a few professions)

    What did the zero say to the eight....."nice belt"

    And google gave me a real math joke:
    An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
    The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
    "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
     
  8. Schfifty Five

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    God you butchered that. Your version just sounds retarded.

    It actually goes:

    "There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't."
     
  9. Leros

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    I like it
     
  10. Fenixgoon

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    see, now *that* is a lame math joke :beer:
     
  11. Q

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    I don't get it :(
     
  12. nonameo

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    it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
     
  13. nonameo

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    1.999999999999... = 2
     
  15. IronWing

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    What did the fat angle say to the skinny angle?




    You're kind acute, I think we're complementary!

     
  16. thepd7

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    lol that's a good one, although I am sure there can be a better punchline involving sum or series or something.
     
  17. So

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    That's not even really a math joke. It's a computer science joke.

    Oh, and why do programmers always get christmas and halloween confused? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31!
     
  18. Triumph

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    A guy at work used to have a t-shirt that said, "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

    Not math, but nerd.
     
  19. Arcadio

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    Reps to OP for lame joke and good thread.
     
  20. dullard

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    Even lamer:

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Becasue 7 8 (ate) 9.
     
  21. Jeff7

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    Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore. :p


     
  22. Arcadio

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    Now that's a geeky way to ruin a joke.
     
  23. jalaram

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    That's part of a BNL song on their Snacktime cd. My daughter loves the song.
     
  24. BudAshes

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    lol binarily? I want to think binarily.
     
  25. zebano

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    obligatory joke:
    Q: How did the math teacher deal with her constipation?

    A: She worked it out with a pencil!