LAME MATH JOKE ALERT

rocadelpunk

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Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?



/fin

::ducks tomatoes and slaps of a trout::
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3

That's not even a joke.

Edit: Can't edit your OP and hide that easily :p
 

Terzo

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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3

That's not even a joke.

Edit: Can't edit your OP and hide that easily :p

For a second, I thought you had managed to time warp a post that haven't even been made yet.
 

TridenT

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Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...

Ban this guy. Thread jacker!
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

/fin

::ducks tomatoes and slaps of a trout::

<-- :laugh:

:eek:

Cheers rocadelpunk! :beer:
 

actuarial

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I've always enjoyed "actuaries do it with models" t-shirts (applies to a few professions)

What did the zero say to the eight....."nice belt"

And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
 
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Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...

God you butchered that. Your version just sounds retarded.

It actually goes:

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't."
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

I like it
 

Fenixgoon

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

/fin

::ducks tomatoes and slaps of a trout::

<-- :laugh:

:eek:

Cheers rocadelpunk! :beer:

see, now *that* is a lame math joke :beer:
 

nonameo

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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

I like it

it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
 

IronWing

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What did the fat angle say to the skinny angle?




You're kind acute, I think we're complementary!

 

thepd7

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Originally posted by: actuarial
I've always enjoyed "actuaries do it with models" t-shirts (applies to a few professions)

What did the zero say to the eight....."nice belt"

And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

lol that's a good one, although I am sure there can be a better punchline involving sum or series or something.
 

So

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Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...

That's not even really a math joke. It's a computer science joke.

Oh, and why do programmers always get christmas and halloween confused? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31!
 

Triumph

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A guy at work used to have a t-shirt that said, "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

Not math, but nerd.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: nonameo
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

I like it

it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore. :p


 

Arcadio

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: nonameo
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

I like it

it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore. :p

Now that's a geeky way to ruin a joke.
 

jalaram

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Originally posted by: dullard
Even lamer:

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Becasue 7 8 (ate) 9.

That's part of a BNL song on their Snacktime cd. My daughter loves the song.
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...

God you butchered that. Your version just sounds retarded.

It actually goes:

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't."

lol binarily? I want to think binarily.
 

zebano

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obligatory joke:
Q: How did the math teacher deal with her constipation?

A: She worked it out with a pencil!