Ladies (and gay men)

[CanOWorms]

I suggest shaving your head except for 2 spots on top about the size of a quarter each. Then get some hairstyling product and form the hair from those 2 spots into horns. Then get one of those red clown nose things and wear it. After that, get a tattoo on your face like Mike Tyson. Then grow a half goatee - as in shave half of a goatee off. Then amputate your left arm and reattach it to your chest. Next surgically add a hump to your back.

That would be a good start.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: wasserkool
by posting that question here, you have failed in life

 

[EvilYoda]

ahahahahahaha...aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah.

thanks for that

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: kogase
People who aren't myopic, simpering little twits tend to be hotter. What I'm saying is, mold the mind, and the body will follow.

I concur... exercise that brain.

 

[Lola]

change your hair style, loose the bling. get a button down shirt without stripes like that.
Go to hollister or AF or wherever and have a guy or girl that work there dress you.
my .02

 

[Platypus]

You could start by getting a goddamn haircut so you don't look like you're 12, taking off that ridiculous cross, wearing sweaters that aren't from kohls, and washing your face for a change.

 

[Saint Nick]

i love how this kid is bragging about his hot or not scrore. i think its absolutely stupid how people should ever base a relationship, romantic or otherwise, soley on how one looks. now granted a guy/girl is not going to date a completely ugly person, but then again all of us are "ugly" in some way. i date girls who i think have a personality and a presentable look, and those who look confident. thats what makes girl hot to me, not the looks.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You could start by getting a goddamn haircut so you don't look like you're 12, taking off that ridiculous cross, wearing sweaters that aren't from kohls, and washing your face for a change.

I think that's the soundest advice I've ever seen on the AT forums. Ever.

 

[Safeway]

Okay. So here is some real advice:

You keep referring to your lack of muscles. I guess they don't sell weights or have gyms where you live? Quit whining about your puniness and get off your ass and fix it. If you can't do something as simple as that (since you have no fat to lose, you will only gain muscle and get toned), then you have no motivation and you will never be hot.

Second, quit being a ridiculous white boy, and by that, I mean quit wearing gold jewelry like that. If you want to be the sterotypical hot, you need to work and save money. With that money, buy clothes at American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie. Grow your hair out a bit more and actually style it. TIGI, or Tony & Guy, have some great stylists and great hair products. Find something there that works for you and then go to your local Target or another retailer and buy the stuff that costs 1/5th as much.

So far, we have get muscles, buy trendy clothing, and get a new hair style.

Another very important aspect of overall appearance is/are accessories. By that, I mean shoes, belts, hats, watches, et al. New Balance 574s, Adidas ZX500, ... nice shoes. As for watches, a nice Fossil will do just fine. Silver/Stainless steel.

Throw a tan into the mix, and you have a fighting chance at scoring a ... well, just scoring.

Edit:

P.S. - Try not to post pictures of yourself at a family get together at Christmas when you are dressing up in Kohl's sweaters, as CorporateRecreation painfully pointed out, unwrapping a jewelry box that most likely has more gold jewelry in it.

 

[StrX]

overclock youre muscles?
Lol wow

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
You could replace your picture with a pic of Elisha Cuthbert. That would do it.

winner

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You could start by getting a goddamn haircut so you don't look like you're 12, taking off that ridiculous cross, wearing sweaters that aren't from kohls, and washing your face for a change.

The only objection I have with what you said...is with the cross.

Let's not start a religion war ok?

 

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: pinkeywear
How did you get an average of 8.9?

You're more like a 5

Burned.

 

[imported_ArtVandalay]

Originally posted by: StrX
overclock youre muscles?
Lol wow

They need a clockspeed in the first place...

 

[EyeMNathan]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You could start by getting a goddamn haircut so you don't look like you're 12, taking off that ridiculous cross, wearing sweaters that aren't from kohls, and washing your face for a change.

The only objection I have with what you said...is with the cross.

Let's not start a religion war ok?

The OP is obviously not religious, so he is wearing the cross for other reasons, like to give himself "cred". So its a perfectly good criticism.

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Okay. So here is some real advice:

You keep referring to your lack of muscles. I guess they don't sell weights or have gyms where you live? Quit whining about your puniness and get off your ass and fix it. If you can't do something as simple as that (since you have no fat to lose, you will only gain muscle and get toned), then you have no motivation and you will never be hot.

I've already committed to adding 15lbs. I'm motivated to get to the 9.5 range so I will be working hard to get there. I can't remember not accomplishing a goal for lack of effort.

Second, quit being a ridiculous white boy, and by that, I mean quit wearing gold jewelry like that. If you want to be the sterotypical hot, you need to work and save money. With that money, buy clothes at American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie. Grow your hair out a bit more and actually style it. TIGI, or Tony & Guy, have some great stylists and great hair products. Find something there that works for you and then go to your local Target or another retailer and buy the stuff that costs 1/5th as much.

I usually just give myself a 2 on the top because that saves me time in the morning. I'm due for a change though. As far as the gold goes, I've bought nicer pieces than that one and people seem to like them. Not sure what to think there. My clothes are fine, I rarely wear sweaters it's usually a suit or tshirt/jeans.

So far, we have get muscles, buy trendy clothing, and get a new hair style.

Another very important aspect of overall appearance is/are accessories. By that, I mean shoes, belts, hats, watches, et al. New Balance 574s, Adidas ZX500, ... nice shoes. As for watches, a nice Fossil will do just fine. Silver/Stainless steel.

I have more accessories than I need. But are you saying to show them off more? Does that contradict the advice to cut back on my gold?

Throw a tan into the mix, and you have a fighting chance at scoring a ... well, just scoring.

Haha ok, a few more weeks at the beach will do that.

Edit:

P.S. - Try not to post pictures of yourself at a family get together at Christmas when you are dressing up in Kohl's sweaters, as CorporateRecreation painfully pointed out, unwrapping a jewelry box that most likely has more gold jewelry in it.

My family has a thing for gold (tasteful, not over the top). I'll ditch the whole family thing when I put up my next pictures a month or so from now.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Take a picture of your ass. Ratings will go through the roof.

 

[sandman018]

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: Safeway

Another very important aspect of overall appearance is/are accessories. By that, I mean shoes, belts, hats, watches, et al. New Balance 574s, Adidas ZX500, ... nice shoes. As for watches, a nice Fossil will do just fine. Silver/Stainless steel.

I have more accessories than I need. But are you saying to show them off more? Does that contradict the advice to cut back on my gold?

not really. Go get a girl friend or a guy friend that wears the AE/AF/HCO stuff and have them take you shopping. ATM, the destroyed jeans, polos, and leather bracelets/necklaces are in. That would be a good start, along with the haircut. Grow it a bit, gel it, and mess it. done.

Also, gold just isn't a good color for white people, go for the puka shell or leather necklaces. they look less 'blingy' and more preppy. that's the in look right now

 

[minendo]

Touched up

 

[Safeway]

Yea, don't bling out. Or ice out.

Stainless is a good look. You should become a AF/AE/Holly poster boy. And when you say you have shoes, if you don't have these shoes, the you ain't got nuttin.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: minendo
Touched up

AHAHAHA

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: Safeway
Okay. So here is some real advice:

You keep referring to your lack of muscles. I guess they don't sell weights or have gyms where you live? Quit whining about your puniness and get off your ass and fix it. If you can't do something as simple as that (since you have no fat to lose, you will only gain muscle and get toned), then you have no motivation and you will never be hot.

I've already committed to adding 15lbs. I'm motivated to get to the 9.5 range so I will be working hard to get there. I can't remember not accomplishing a goal for lack of effort.

Second, quit being a ridiculous white boy, and by that, I mean quit wearing gold jewelry like that. If you want to be the sterotypical hot, you need to work and save money. With that money, buy clothes at American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie. Grow your hair out a bit more and actually style it. TIGI, or Tony & Guy, have some great stylists and great hair products. Find something there that works for you and then go to your local Target or another retailer and buy the stuff that costs 1/5th as much.

I usually just give myself a 2 on the top because that saves me time in the morning. I'm due for a change though. As far as the gold goes, I've bought nicer pieces than that one and people seem to like them. Not sure what to think there. My clothes are fine, I rarely wear sweaters it's usually a suit or tshirt/jeans.

So far, we have get muscles, buy trendy clothing, and get a new hair style.

Another very important aspect of overall appearance is/are accessories. By that, I mean shoes, belts, hats, watches, et al. New Balance 574s, Adidas ZX500, ... nice shoes. As for watches, a nice Fossil will do just fine. Silver/Stainless steel.

I have more accessories than I need. But are you saying to show them off more? Does that contradict the advice to cut back on my gold?

Throw a tan into the mix, and you have a fighting chance at scoring a ... well, just scoring.

Haha ok, a few more weeks at the beach will do that.

Edit:

P.S. - Try not to post pictures of yourself at a family get together at Christmas when you are dressing up in Kohl's sweaters, as CorporateRecreation painfully pointed out, unwrapping a jewelry box that most likely has more gold jewelry in it.

My family has a thing for gold (tasteful, not over the top). I'll ditch the whole family thing when I put up my next pictures a month or so from now.

Hello he wants to look better NOT BE A METROSEXUAL...moron...you obviously have no expereince with the ladies safeway...lol he says get rid of the stereotype and shop at ambercombie ahahahaha

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
First here is a picture of me .

My score on hotornot has oscolated between 8.9 and 9.1. What can I do to get into the 9.5-9.8 area? I'm 6'0" and 195 so I could overclock my muscles a bit if needed (I hate working out though).

Any advice would be appreciated.

Loose the sideburns hippy

 

[sandman018]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b


Hello he wants to look better NOT BE A METROSEXUAL...moron...you obviously have no expereince with the ladies safeway...lol he says get rid of the stereotype and shop at ambercombie ahahahaha

:roll: I'm guessing by this kid's looks he is in HS or early college, and girls still like that look alot.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: sandman018

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b


Hello he wants to look better NOT BE A METROSEXUAL...moron...you obviously have no expereince with the ladies safeway...lol he says get rid of the stereotype and shop at ambercombie ahahahaha

:roll: I'm guessing by this kid's looks he is in HS or early college, and girls still like that look alot.

oic...