Ladies (and gay men)

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Hello he wants to look better NOT BE A METROSEXUAL...moron...you obviously have no expereince with the ladies safeway...lol he says get rid of the stereotype and shop at ambercombie ahahahaha

Actually, moron, I said if you want to be the sterotypical hot, you need to shop there. Read first, act like a dumbass second. Not the other way around.

As for you comments on my experience with ladies, ... I feel no need to defend myself to the likes of you and your blistered palms.

Edit: Son of a n00b - Yes, I tailored my reply for what he wants and his age.

You think I shop there? Hell no. Way too expensive. I'd like to stick out rather than blend in. But the HS kids love AF/AE.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Ok the OP gets my vote for most narcissistic

 

[Adica]

Crest Whipe Strips, new hair cut, and....ummmm a less egotistical personality.
You asked, so I hope you can handle constructive critisism.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You could start by getting a goddamn haircut so you don't look like you're 12, taking off that ridiculous cross, wearing sweaters that aren't from kohls, and washing your face for a change.

The only objection I have with what you said...is with the cross.

Let's not start a religion war ok?

Wasn't supposed to be a catalyst for such a discussion, but it looks tacky to wear something like that over a sweater.

 

[merlocka]

Originally posted by: minendo
Touched up

TEH FUNNAY

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You could start by getting a goddamn haircut so you don't look like you're 12, taking off that ridiculous cross, wearing sweaters that aren't from kohls, and washing your face for a change.

The only objection I have with what you said...is with the cross.

Let's not start a religion war ok?

Wasn't supposed to be a catalyst for such a discussion, but it looks tacky to wear something like that.

There, I started it.

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
Am I assuming correctly that you want attention from both women and gay men?

Lmfao hahahahhahahahahahaha

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
First here is a picture of me .

My score on hotornot has oscolated between 8.9 and 9.1. What can I do to get into the 9.5-9.8 area? I'm 6'0" and 195 so I could overclock my muscles a bit if needed (I hate working out though).

Any advice would be appreciated.

The rating on that image is somewhere around 2.1 ish lmao where are you getting 8.9-9.1 from? Do you really think anyone that is actually interested in a relationship goes on that site? It's a bunch of perverts and idiots...

 

[Megatomic]

This thread is fvcking hilarious!

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
This thread is fvcking hilarious!

Ya it is I'm still laughing now lol

 

[Megatomic]

The chops are really good, too. LoL to Minendo.

 

[daveymark]

if it's any consolation, I just woke up my girlfriend from laughing so hard at this thread

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: daveymark
if it's any consolation, I just woke up my girlfriend from laughing so hard at this thread

Paint

 

[lavagirl669]

I always vote 5 on Hot or Not no matter what.

I think he's cute....still a baby imo, but cute

oh and he would get a "5" too

 

[ironcrotch]

Serioiusly wtf

 

[deftron]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
I always vote 5 on Hot or Not no matter what.

I think he's cute....still a baby imo, but cute

oh and he would get a "5" too

and you gave me a 0 ?

wtf.

 

[daveymark]

lol

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: daveymark

DIAF! JESUS THAT IS HORRIBLE.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

At the risk of a repeat... (Didn't read the whole thread)








Self immolation.

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
First here is a picture of me .

My score on hotornot has oscolated between 8.9 and 9.1. What can I do to get into the 9.5-9.8 area? I'm 6'0" and 195 so I could overclock my muscles a bit if needed (I hate working out though).

Any advice would be appreciated.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: daveymark

DIAF! JESUS THAT IS HORRIBLE.

LMAO!!!! WTF, OMGHI2U 10!

 

[mercanucaribe]

Get rid of that 1999 haircut, give the 1993 sweater to charity, and put the bling bling crucifix inside your shirt.

 

[Landroval]

Can't see your build. From that pose you don't look built but at 6'0 195 I'm left wondering where the weight is.

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
I'm disappointed that no one has offered any seriously beneficial advice to our friend Amplifier. However, I have taken the initiative to point him in the right direction.

This is what you should do. All the ladies will loooooooove you :heart:

rofl :thumbsup:

more photochop please

lmao agreed...more

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
First here is a picture of me .

My score on hotornot has oscolated between 8.9 and 9.1. What can I do to get into the 9.5-9.8 area? I'm 6'0" and 195 so I could overclock my muscles a bit if needed (I hate working out though).

Any advice would be appreciated.

Stop posting!