Kimbo Slice vs. Bear

[erikistired]

what if kimbo gets a flying arm bar locked in?

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Kimbo? Pshh...this guy can rape him 2 Kimbos at once:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Khali

7 foot 3, weighs 420lbs. Seriously. He would slaughter 2 and possibly even 3 Kimbos all at once.

haha he's a wrestler. the wwe weren't sure they could use him at first because he's just so big and strong and stiff he was legit hurting guys. he's still around so i guess they taught him that wrestling isn't real.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Given the bone and muscle density of a bear Kimbo might break his wrist, assuming he was somehow lucky enough to get a punch in before he was mauled. Though I guess bears also have a lot of squishy fat, so maybe not. Either way Kimbo dies.

 

[YoungGun21]

Kimbo is a bad ass but I think the bear wins this one.

 

[Kirby]

Bear would seriously fuck him up.

 

[SaoFeng]

bear grylls !

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: SaoFeng
bear grylls !

Bear grylls would set a trap for him and then use his carcass for shelter and boil his eyeballs because they're a good source of protein

he'd also show you how to extract water from kimbo's massive penis, in case you're desperate for water

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: SaoFeng
bear grylls !

Bear grylls would set a trap for him and then use his carcass for shelter and boil his eyeballs because they're a good source of protein

he'd also show you how to extract water from kimbo's massive penis, in case you're desperate for water

then he'd make a hang glider out of his intestines, and fly to safety.

 

[OdiN]

Who the fuck is this "Kimbo Slice" person anyway, and why do I keep seeing that name posted here? Oh and why should I care?

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: SaoFeng
bear grylls !

Bear grylls would set a trap for him and then use his carcass for shelter and boil his eyeballs because they're a good source of protein

he'd also show you how to extract water from kimbo's massive penis, in case you're desperate for water

then he'd make a hang glider out of his intestines, and fly to safety.

LMFAO!

He'd also use Kimbo's fluffy beard to start an ember fire and Kimbo's teeth to sharpen his knife for next day's use..

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: SaoFeng
bear grylls !

Bear grylls would set a trap for him and then use his carcass for shelter and boil his eyeballs because they're a good source of protein

he'd also show you how to extract water from kimbo's massive penis, in case you're desperate for water

then he'd make a hang glider out of his intestines, and fly to safety.

LMFAO!

He'd also use Kimbo's fluffy beard to start an ember fire and Kimbo's teeth to sharpen his knife for next day's use..

"See, what you gotta do here, is first take out his teeth. Insert your knife here, just like a dentist, and pop it out. You're going to need a few of these. Now, take 2 rocks, and smash them up into little bits. Put some water on the rock, but be careful not to wash the little teeth away. Viola, ghetto whetstone."

 

[kinev]

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Who needs a bear? This cop already beat his ass.

I'd hardly call that an ass whooping and that was when Kimbo had NO real training whatsoever and would go into his fights stoned, Sean Gannon's face wasn't exactly looking too great at the end of the fight either...when Kimbo looked fine he was just completely worn out from the fight lasting so long (as normally for him they last a minute or so) - and that is where the formal training comes in.

Kimbo is lying on his back KO'd at the end of the video. What more do you want? You KO someone, you whooped his ass, period.

Too bad he was not close to being KO'ed, as he wasn't even hit when he fell down, he was just fuckin exhausted and couldn't stand any longer. Not like Gannon hit him with a fuckin shot that ended him, the punches they were throwing at each other at the end of the fight were extremely slow and probably didn't have much power behind them. I call an ass whooping what the fuck he did to Tank Abbott and every other person he fought. Something that HASN'T been done to him. When a no-rules-bare-knuckled fight goes for 10+ minutes with opponents going at each other almost equally, it cannot be called an ass whooping. So you sir are totally fucking wrong. I'd like to see Sean Gannon step in the MMA ring with Kimbo right now - then you will see an ass whooping and it'll be Gannon laid out.

All 1 of them? OR, are you switching between legit MMA fights and street fights?

 

[Chronoshock]

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001b.html
A monkey is already much stronger than even the most fit human. Almost all animals have a much better strength/mass ratio than humans. A bear could probably tear off a human's arm or snap their neck if they swiped at the head. If the bear felt its life was threatened and was motivated to fight, the human wouldn't really stand a chance

 

[Jmman]

Screw the bear. Put him in the ring with Fedor and let's see how tough he is........

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Jmman
Screw the bear. Put him in the ring with Fedor and let's see how tough he is........

Probably wind up worse (for Kimbo) than what happened to Choi.

 

[Pacfanweb]

A friend of mine went to Alaska to hunt. He was in a tree, and a brown bear was at the creek nearby. He shot the bear in the chest with a compound bow and one of those bad-ass arrows. It hit the bear's breast bone, and all it did was piss the bear off. Probably made him sore for a couple of days.

What would happen to Kimbo's fist if he hit a bear?

 

[edro]

I have heard that a hard punch to the nose will make most wild animals flee, including sharks.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
A friend of mine went to Alaska to hunt. He was in a tree, and a brown bear was at the creek nearby. He shot the bear in the chest with a compound bow and one of those bad-ass arrows. It hit the bear's breast bone, and all it did was piss the bear off. Probably made him sore for a couple of days.

What would happen to Kimbo's fist if he hit a bear?

It would spawn an asshole and start shitting bricks

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Kimbo? Pshh...this guy can rape him 2 Kimbos at once:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Khali

7 foot 3, weighs 420lbs. Seriously. He would slaughter 2 and possibly even 3 Kimbos all at once.

haha he's a wrestler. the wwe weren't sure they could use him at first because he's just so big and strong and stiff he was legit hurting guys. he's still around so i guess they taught him that wrestling isn't real.

Khali is no joke, in the organization he was in before WWE he killed a dude in the ring, obviously it was an accident but shit that dude is huge, imagine him botching a move that involves him power bombing you or something

with that said Kimbo would whoop him, Khali is a giant but slow and can't move well at all. Kimbo would uppercut him in the chest or something. Would be a great fight if you ask me.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
A friend of mine went to Alaska to hunt. He was in a tree, and a brown bear was at the creek nearby. He shot the bear in the chest with a compound bow and one of those bad-ass arrows. It hit the bear's breast bone, and all it did was piss the bear off. Probably made him sore for a couple of days.

What would happen to Kimbo's fist if he hit a bear?

It would probably take the bear a few days to digest it, along with the rest of Kimbo...

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Who needs a bear? This cop already beat his ass.

I'd hardly call that an ass whooping and that was when Kimbo had NO real training whatsoever and would go into his fights stoned, Sean Gannon's face wasn't exactly looking too great at the end of the fight either...when Kimbo looked fine he was just completely worn out from the fight lasting so long (as normally for him they last a minute or so) - and that is where the formal training comes in.

Kimbo is lying on his back KO'd at the end of the video. What more do you want? You KO someone, you whooped his ass, period.

Too bad he was not close to being KO'ed, as he wasn't even hit when he fell down, he was just fuckin exhausted and couldn't stand any longer. Not like Gannon hit him with a fuckin shot that ended him, the punches they were throwing at each other at the end of the fight were extremely slow and probably didn't have much power behind them. ...

Every other punch Gannon threw after baiting with jabs was to Kimbo's kidney. Kidney shots hurt... hurt a lot more then getting numb in the face. Body shots kill your stamina. It hurts to breathe. He was probably pissing blood a week later.

I've given & taken enough through life that I wouldn't of wanted to be either of them afterwards.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
A friend of mine went to Alaska to hunt. He was in a tree, and a brown bear was at the creek nearby. He shot the bear in the chest with a compound bow and one of those bad-ass arrows. It hit the bear's breast bone, and all it did was piss the bear off. Probably made him sore for a couple of days.

What would happen to Kimbo's fist if he hit a bear?

It would spawn an asshole and start shitting bricks

i lol'd

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: edro
I have heard that a hard punch to the nose will make most wild animals flee, including sharks.

I've heard a lot of things. You feel free to test that one out and let us know how it goes.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: kinev

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Who needs a bear? This cop already beat his ass.

I'd hardly call that an ass whooping and that was when Kimbo had NO real training whatsoever and would go into his fights stoned, Sean Gannon's face wasn't exactly looking too great at the end of the fight either...when Kimbo looked fine he was just completely worn out from the fight lasting so long (as normally for him they last a minute or so) - and that is where the formal training comes in.

Kimbo is lying on his back KO'd at the end of the video. What more do you want? You KO someone, you whooped his ass, period.

Too bad he was not close to being KO'ed, as he wasn't even hit when he fell down, he was just fuckin exhausted and couldn't stand any longer. Not like Gannon hit him with a fuckin shot that ended him, the punches they were throwing at each other at the end of the fight were extremely slow and probably didn't have much power behind them. I call an ass whooping what the fuck he did to Tank Abbott and every other person he fought. Something that HASN'T been done to him. When a no-rules-bare-knuckled fight goes for 10+ minutes with opponents going at each other almost equally, it cannot be called an ass whooping. So you sir are totally fucking wrong. I'd like to see Sean Gannon step in the MMA ring with Kimbo right now - then you will see an ass whooping and it'll be Gannon laid out.

All 1 of them? OR, are you switching between legit MMA fights and street fights?

I'm speaking about my view/opinion of an ass-whooping. So therefore, what I have seen in ANY type of fight that looks like what he has done to his opponents in all but one of his fights would be an ass-whooping. I don't know where the hell you would even get off asking that question - it really makes no sense in relation to my post, I wasn't comparing MMA and street fighting.

 

[AbAbber2k]

One more reason to have Bears at the top of the Threat Down.

Bears > Kimbo