Kimbo Slice vs. Bear

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Josh
Who would win in a brawl?

Pics:

Kimbo or Bear

Never been in the woods before? A bear would destroy a human being in a fight.

For quite some time Bears were considered the only real competition humans had in the animal kingdom and for good reason. They are not something to fuck with.

 

[Stiganator]

Bear PSA, the more you know

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
A friend of mine went to Alaska to hunt. He was in a tree, and a brown bear was at the creek nearby. He shot the bear in the chest with a compound bow and one of those bad-ass arrows. It hit the bear's breast bone, and all it did was piss the bear off. Probably made him sore for a couple of days.

What would happen to Kimbo's fist if he hit a bear?

It would spawn an asshole and start shitting bricks

i lol'd

:thumbsup:

:laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: edro
I have heard that a hard punch to the nose will make most wild animals flee, including sharks.

I eagerly await the results of your upcoming experiments.

 

[Safeway]

Realistically? Bear.

 

[AnMig]

Bears---Beets----Battlestar Galactica

Fact Bears can climb up trees faster than they can run (not sure about this Dwight quote)

 

[randay]

depends, I think the bear would throw a knee and then be disqualified, so kimbo would be the winner in that case.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Pale Rider

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Who needs a bear? This cop already beat his ass.

I'd hardly call that an ass whooping and that was when Kimbo had NO real training whatsoever and would go into his fights stoned, Sean Gannon's face wasn't exactly looking too great at the end of the fight either...when Kimbo looked fine he was just completely worn out from the fight lasting so long (as normally for him they last a minute or so) - and that is where the formal training comes in.

Kimbo is lying on his back KO'd at the end of the video. What more do you want? You KO someone, you whooped his ass, period.

And people get better with time.

I like the losers that talk as if they could take this fighters on themselves.

 

[Captante]

A large raccoon would do some serious damage & good sized badger would pretty much destroy any unarmed human never mind what even a small bear would do.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
Bear PSA, the more you know

ahahahaha

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Captante
A large raccoon would do some serious damage & good sized badger would pretty much destroy any unarmed human never mind what even a small bear would do.

I think Kimbo beats a badger/raccoon

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Captante
A large raccoon would do some serious damage & good sized badger would pretty much destroy any unarmed human never mind what even a small bear would do.

I think Kimbo beats a badger/raccoon

Yeah one good kick and those things would be in trouble.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Captante
A large raccoon would do some serious damage & good sized badger would pretty much destroy any unarmed human never mind what even a small bear would do.

I think Kimbo beats a badger/raccoon

Yeah one good kick and those things would be in trouble.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8AQCnMBjU

:beer: Bout to post a thread on this

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Captante
A large raccoon would do some serious damage & good sized badger would pretty much destroy any unarmed human never mind what even a small bear would do.

I think Kimbo beats a badger/raccoon

Ever seen what a large (approx 30lb) raccoon can do to a pack of 100lb+ bloodhounds when cornered? Yes the raccoon will ultimately get ripped to shreads, but several of the dogs will be a bloody mess before its over & Kimbo might not fare as well as the dog-pack since he'ed have the critters undivided attention. (and be far too slow to deliver an effective kick or punch)

Badgers however are a bit too small to get ahold of a human in a critical area so lets go with a Wolverine instead ... large males have been known to kill an adult moose & Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[alkemyst]

You can never call a fight until it's been fought.