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GrumpyMan

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She's all reemed out, I'll pass. I like tight pussy, not somewhere I can park my pickup in.
 

SSSnail

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Meh, I've already seen videos of her gagging on a phat one and taking it in the bum, what else is there to see? And I think she got fatter, and older since then. Do not want.
 

GrumpyMan

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fixed, random insults, enviro-friendly

Wow, sorry about that, you're right, that was very insensitive. I really should have thought more about that response, I need to "go green". So let's make that a green Prius please, to park in her gargangina. :whiste:
 

QueBert

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She's all reemed out, I'll pass. I like tight pussy, not somewhere I can park my pickup in.

There are females who have had multiple children and still have tight pussy. Kim has no kids, and I'm not sure if you know this or not, but she would have to be fucking horses on a regular basis to stretch her pussy out to a noticeable amount. even larger than average sized penises won't have any long term effect. If her pussies not tight, it's not due to anything she's done sexually.
 

GrumpyMan

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My apologies, I didn't know that. I thought pussies and assholes were like leather shoes, they eventually strech out to whatever you stick in them.
 

GrumpyMan

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lol....put big feet in them of course, you silly rabbit.....
 
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JulesMaximus

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She's all reemed out, I'll pass. I like tight pussy, not somewhere I can park my pickup in.

Have you ever had sex with a woman? Seriously?

My wife passed a 7lb baby boy through there and I can assure you that you are talking out your fucking ass. I bet she's tighter than your hand could ever be...not that you'll ever find out of course :p
 

EXman

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I've heard her interviewed on Stern and she seemed surprisingly bright and sweet. The giant ass is not to my taste but I think her face is world-class beautiful.

I agree that heritage is nice. Armenian i think my other two favs are Lebanese and polynesian. great bone structure and coloring. The older I get the healtier butt I like too. ;)
 

zerocool84

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Kim has a body that I think is practically perfect and a gorgeous face. She has all the curves in the right places. Only bad thing is that bodies like that are hard to keep in shape when they get older but who cares, the next look-alike will come along and we'll all droll over her.
 

Mike

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but there are a LOT of haters on the internet.
 

alkemyst

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You know damn well that if she came up to you wanted to fuck, you bust a nut before you even get in bed with her.

My money would be on out of 10 here, maybe 1-2 would do the deed. 5 would make up some excuse out of fear like "I have trig homework due tomorrow", 2 would call home and ask their mom if they can be picked up an hour later and 1-2 would post on L&R and ask either what to do or could they catch an STD.
 

IndyColtsFan

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My money would be on out of 10 here, maybe 1-2 would do the deed. 5 would make up some excuse out of fear like "I have trig homework due tomorrow", 2 would call home and ask their mom if they can be picked up an hour later and 1-2 would post on L&R and ask either what to do or could they catch an STD.

LOL. You forgot the usual complainers about "pointy knees or elbows" and other ridiculously trumped-up "deficiencies."

Count me in the bold category. :) The girl is world-class beautiful, regardless of what you think of her publicity or retarded show.
 

GrumpyMan

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Have you ever had sex with a woman? Seriously?

My wife passed a 7lb baby boy through there and I can assure you that you are talking out your fucking ass. I bet she's tighter than your hand could ever be...not that you'll ever find out of course :p


Yeah, you just keep dreaming if it makes you feel better about her.......


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My apologies, I didn't know that. I thought pussies and assholes were like leather shoes, they eventually strech out to whatever you stick in them.

o_O

for your future reference, those muscles have a high degree of elasticity



You keep dreaming too, if it makes you feel better....
 

GrumpyMan

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Yes sir Mr. zero, I go to playground now. I take my 2" X 12" to strap on my back just in case I want to have sex with Ms. Kardasian again so I don't fall in and hurt my back again.
 
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