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alkemyst

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Yeah, you just keep dreaming if it makes you feel better about her.......


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Originally Posted by GrumpyMan
My apologies, I didn't know that. I thought pussies and assholes were like leather shoes, they eventually strech out to whatever you stick in them.

o_O

for your future reference, those muscles have a high degree of elasticity



You keep dreaming too, if it makes you feel better....

Grumpyman, I am curious what you have done to your asshole to know they lose elasticity...
 

GrumpyMan

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Grumpyman, I am curious what you have done to your asshole to know they lose elasticity...


I was reasearching genital and uterine prolapse. Insertion of large objects to masterbate with also causes problems which Kardasian is known to do, see here:



Many people say that the size of a man’s penis doesn’t affect his or his partner’s pleasure—unless his penis is either inordinately small or big. What about the size of a woman’s vagina? Does a “tight” vagina yield the greatest pleasure, and does “loose” mean the man doesn’t get enjoyment?



Yes, “tightness” may produce a better feeling for the male, but “looseness” doesn’t necessarily mean he will enjoy intercourse less, since so many other factors are involved, including psychological ones. The vagina is very elastic. As the penis is inserted, the vaginal walls expand far enough to accommodate it. If the walls have good muscle tone, the penis will be held firmly inside. There are muscle exercises, called Kegals, a woman can use to build up muscle tone, tightening the muscles around the vagina with only a few minutes of exercise several times a day. In a few weeks, the muscle tone will be built up.
Age makes a difference in muscle tone, of course; it diminishes as we grow older. Having children also affects the muscles around the vagina, stretching them and eventually causing them to lose some of their original elasticity. If there is too much perineal repair (scarring of the area between the vagina and the anus) as the result of childbirth, further loss of elasticity may result.


From here: http://orgs.sa.ucsb.edu/peerhealth/...Topics/CommonQuestionsAboutTheMaleOrgasm.html

And here: http://www.querycat.com/question/a1fc2f83764849ce0d92ee6efbaf3c3d

Let's face it, as we get older our muscles in those areas lose their elasticity and firmess. So I know what I have observed from dating women between the ages of 20 to 55 years of age, which I seriously doubt any of the dweebs on this form have dated any women at all much less 50+ year olds. Give me a break guys.
 

alkemyst

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Yeah, dude....don't put that kind of shit up your ass and you won't have problems.

Probably something you don't want to be sharing here.
 

GrumpyMan

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Wow, you really hurt my feelings, I'm sorry but I don't live the gay lifestyle like you and the "Beev", so I don't understand your comment. But that won't change the fact that older guys don't date younger women because they dress better, it's because they have tighter twats, plain and simple. And Kardasian is a filthy whore who I wouldn't touch even with your dick.
 

KMFJD

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Wow, you really hurt my feelings, I'm sorry but I don't live the gay lifestyle like you and the "Beev", so I don't understand your comment. But that won't change the fact that older guys don't date younger women because they dress better, it's because they have tighter twats, plain and simple. And Kardasian is a filthy whore who I wouldn't touch even with your dick.

lol

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GrumpyMan

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Hahaha...lol, I like that, thanks for the laugh, I seem to be doing a lot of that these days.
 

alkemyst

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Wow, you really hurt my feelings, I'm sorry but I don't live the gay lifestyle like you and the "Beev", so I don't understand your comment. But that won't change the fact that older guys don't date younger women because they dress better, it's because they have tighter twats, plain and simple. And Kardasian is a filthy whore who I wouldn't touch even with your dick.

its clear you haven't dated much and lost the lottery of life getting stuck with some chick with a physical defect (or you have one).

men want younger women for various reasons, only kids think its because or tight vajaja's as you call them.
 

alkemyst

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I've been operating computers since I was 11, have 2 degrees in computers so why is this a surprise that I can operate computers?

Two degrees in computers? I have never heard anyone refer to it that way.

I am assuming Computer Science and Engineering?

if so that's sad.
 

QueBert

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I've been operating computers since I was 11, have 2 degrees in computers so why is this a surprise that I can operate computers?

Because your comment reeked of a down south redneck who would have a problem figuring out a Tivo remote. Typically computer people I come across who are racist like you tend to be closet ones who keep it to themselves. But I guess I fail to remember that ignorance knows no boundaries.
 

BoberFett

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I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that some random dude in ATOT is trying to do a serious dissertation on the elasticity of the vagina and sphincter.
 
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Wow, you really hurt my feelings, I'm sorry but I don't live the gay lifestyle like you and the "Beev", so I don't understand your comment. But that won't change the fact that older guys don't date younger women because they dress better, it's because they have tighter twats, plain and simple. And Kardasian is a filthy whore who I wouldn't touch even with your dick.

Sounds to me like you hate women of all stripes. Guys like you invariably have some crazy mommy issues. You sound like a rapist or a serial killer.
 

PricklyPete

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Are her tits real?

I don't believe so...but her sister Kourtney seems to have similar breasts...so maybe they are...unless they share plastic surgeons. Usually fake breasts are a turn off for me...but her breasts just fit with a butt like that whether they are fake or not. She can knock me out with them any day she wants.
 

JulesMaximus

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Wow, you really hurt my feelings, I'm sorry but I don't live the gay lifestyle like you and the "Beev", so I don't understand your comment. But that won't change the fact that older guys don't date younger women because they dress better, it's because they have tighter twats, plain and simple. And Kardasian is a filthy whore who I wouldn't touch even with your dick.

You're completely wrong yet again. Man, you'd think, being wrong so much of the time, that you'd learn to shut your hole. Older guys date younger women because guys are superficial and younger women look...well, younger. Their skin is tighter, their faces are more youthful looking, they are sometimes less inhibited, they are attractive because older men remember their youth and some of the women they may have been with.

I have been with a number of different women and the "elasticity" of their privates never entered my mind.

To sum things up: you haven't a clue what you're talking about.
 

BoberFett

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Personally I've always found older women tend to be better in bed, and have yet to notice anything feeling loose. I can't speak for the guys that came after me though.
 

purbeast0

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anyone who is saying they would not bang kim kardashian falls into one of the following categories.

1. gay
2. virgin
3. liar
4. fucking idiot
 
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